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  • Deaner
    Christ's Love Messenger
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5932

    #16
    Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The one I ordered is based on this model, but mine is customized of course.

    Wow, what a piece of death. Imagine just getting an inch of that barrel up a queer's butt?

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29443

      #17
      Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

      All the Hutchins kids are worked up. Seeing the little ones cleaning thier MAC10 .223's, setting the scopes, competeling for the best grouping, well it brings a tear to a haredened old man like me. Each year, there are one or two of my kids who get to finally go 'on the hunt' because they are over the age of three. Some of the older kids seem to loose interest but the little ones eyes light up at the prospect of getting thier first one. I try to instill in them not to waste bullets and insted have them grasp the concept on 'one shot, one kill'. However, I have to admit, the music of a full auto is pretty sweet.

      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Godfly
        Descended from Rapes
        True Christian™
        • Jan 2010
        • 1552

        #18
        Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

        I'll be leaving the gate unlocked to the Mexican/gypsy side of the RV park so there's no need to tear it down like you did last year. I assume anyone who celebrated the Mexican dead people christmas makes the witch list so it's a good spot to pad your numbers. Watch out for the gyps. They're a willy bunch.
        Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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        • godmockingboob94
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Sep 2012
          • 39

          #19
          Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

          whats a witch hunt and what do you mean by "capture"?

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #20
            Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

            Originally posted by curiousboob94 View Post
            whats a witch hunt and what do you mean by "capture"?
            Oh, just some good old fashioned fraternity style pranks and hijinks.



            Maybe you would like to attend? You could be one of the guests of honor.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • godmockingboob94
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2012
              • 39

              #21
              Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

              haha ill pass i would be the one you guys prank

              im just a troll atm :p

              just curious about this one. have a nice day or morning where ever you are.

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              • Bjorn Jensen
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2012
                • 2355

                #22
                Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                I will come, and with my i will have the latest Swedish technology, you are all welcome to try it if you want!

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                • LBC loving Dutchmen
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 216

                  #23
                  Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                  I'm sure you all remember the rules, but I'll list them again for the new folks.

                  1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.

                  2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.

                  You will need a permit, they are now available in the Church Lobby. The cost is $4.25. If you are not able to afford the cost of a Witch Hunting Permit, please fill out a "Hardship" Form available from a Pastor and a permit will be provided for you free of charge.
                  1: will do. are pictures also good? I doubt whether LIEberal dutch custom office allows them through

                  I wired the money (and some extra) for the permit. I hope I'll get it in time.
                  II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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                  • Liam the ex-drunk
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 403

                    #24
                    Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                    How about a trip to papist Ireland, the two of us could team up and kill the men in frocks and the witches that cover their heads calling themselves nuns. There are also plenty of druids and druidesses here. More than enough to go around. Our whole west coast is unprotected and it it'll be easy to ship the remains out.
                    Matthew 10:34
                    Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #25
                      Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                      Originally posted by curiousboob94 View Post
                      whats a witch hunt and what do you mean by "capture"?
                      What part of "hunt", "capture", and "kill" do you not understand?

                      Freehold is the only place in America where God's Law is enforced.

                      Exodus 22:18
                      Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #26
                        Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                        Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                        How about a trip to papist Ireland, the two of us could team up and kill the men in frocks and the witches that cover their heads calling themselves nuns. There are also plenty of druids and druidesses here. More than enough to go around. Our whole west coast is unprotected and it it'll be easy to ship the remains out.
                        I have actually hunted witch over in Godless Ireland. They're mostly gingers, but there's lots of them. And leprechauns are good eating.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Liam the ex-drunk
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 403

                          #27
                          Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I have actually hunted witch over in Godless Ireland. They're mostly gingers, but there's lots of them. And leprechauns are good eating.

                          You should try leprehaun stuffed with sage, onion and pork, with an apple jus. Absolutely exquisite. Off course it wouldn't be complete without a side of mashed cabbage and spuds. My ex-wife used to make it for me every saturday night.
                          Matthew 10:34
                          Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #28
                            Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                            Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
                            You should try leprehaun stuffed with sage, onion and pork, with an apple jus. Absolutely exquisite. Off course it wouldn't be complete without a side of mashed cabbage and spuds. My ex-wife used to make it for me every saturday night.
                            Have you ever tried leprechaun haggis? I had it once when visiting the UK. It was . . . disturbingly tasty.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Bjorn Jensen
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2012
                              • 2355

                              #29
                              Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                              How does witches taste?

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #30
                                Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                                Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                                How does witches taste?
                                If properly prepared:



                                Hot, yet bland.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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