[Carl the wop]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

hmmm.. maybe it was Rachel Maddow instead..

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I'm pretty sure I trapped Nancy Pelosi last night. Waiting for the DDT to work before I make sure..

I am fairly certain she is not a living person but some kind of Jesus hating robot.

[Carl the wop]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I'm pretty sure I trapped Nancy Pelosi last night. Waiting for the DDT to work before I make sure..

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

YAY!!!!! My first year in the top six!! The boys had so much fun!!

Well earned and deserved.

Clear proof that dedication to Jesus has it just rewards.

Time to get Mrs. Cresser to produce some more sons.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Explain to me then, how they told me that "idiot" was also a swearword?...

Dunno, but I do know that "idiot" isn't in the King James.

...You should also read the rest of that Chapter. Thank you

Where does "the rest of that chapter" contradict Pastor Sampson's reading?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I am going to go walk with my loving boyfriend, whom of which I've kissed and well, we're not married yet. So I'm probably going to be one of those "fornicating whores" that you hypocrites enjoy calling women.

Let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.

As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.

Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Savior the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
Contact our team of joo accountants at once to set up a Salvation™ guaranteeing tithing schedule.

Surrender you soul to Jesus and
JOIN US.

Praise Jesus!

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I am going to go walk with my loving boyfriend, whom of which I've kissed and well, we're not married yet. So I'm probably going to be one of those "fornicating whores" that you hypocrites enjoy calling women.

Nobody called you a fornicating whore, and I've never spoken of a decent Christian woman in those terms.

Now I see that you are persecuting us, but through your persecution we are blessed by Him:

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

Shout GLORY!

YBIC

[Disobedient69]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

I am going to go walk with my loving boyfriend, whom of which I've kissed and well, we're not married yet. So I'm probably going to be one of those "fornicating whores" that you hypocrites enjoy calling women.

[Disobedient69]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Uh, why? Do you think "ass" is a swear word? It's in the Bible.



Read this: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71358

Explain to me then, how they told me that "idiot" was also a swearword?

You should also read the rest of that Chapter. Thank you

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

If you've failed to notice, I was not quoting you. I was quoting your dear friend

You were quoting a private message on a public forum? Oh dear. Were you dragged up to be this way? Or did you go on a course called 'How To Be Rude'?

I am praying for you.

YBIC

[Disobedient69]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Are you on drugs, young woman? No are making no sense at all.

YBIC

If you've failed to notice, I was not quoting you. I was quoting your dear friend

[Didymus Much]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

"And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. "
Pastor Ezekiel, I think you should also get one of those "infractions" for swearing...

Uh, why? Do you think "ass" is a swear word? It's in the Bible.

...As for your Scripture: Mark 12:29-31...

Read this: Bible Answers: Who are our neighbors? Who are our brothers and sisters? Who are we to love? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=71358

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

"And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. "
Pastor Ezekiel, I think you should also get one of those "infractions" for swearing.
What in the world is a Feminazi?
As for your Scripture: Mark 12:29-31
As well as the NAME of that part of the Chapter.

Are you on drugs, young woman? No are making no sense at all.

YBIC

[Disobedient69]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

Where does the Bible tell us to tolerate non-believers? Witches? Queers? Atheists? Feminazis?

Post the Scripture here, or else you owe Jesus and I an apology.

"And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself. "
Pastor Ezekiel, I think you should also get one of those "infractions" for swearing.
What in the world is a Feminazi?
As for your Scripture: Mark 12:29-31
As well as the NAME of that part of the Chapter.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

That is a stereotype the Internet memes started about the "Gingers not having souls"...

As you avoided answering the question, I'll assume you believe that gingers, dogs, rats, and cockroaches do have souls. Where does it stop? Do fruit flies have souls? Bacteria? Viruses?

...I don't believe that any soul goes to Heaven or Hell, since I believe in reincarnation even though I am educated in The Bible...

So who/what determines the form you're next incarnated as? Do you also believe in karma?