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  • Matthew Hopkins
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2012
    • 808
    #76
    Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

    Originally posted by Liam the ex-drunk View Post
    Two of them were evil twins, spawn of Louis Walsh, they brought dread, fear and homersexualism all over Ireland and Britain, you may have heard of them, the Jedward they were known as, I posted a picture of them here a few days ago.

    They cast spells on young girls and boys and made millions in second rate records for the same. If played backwards you can make out distinctive druid chants, cursing God, Simon Cowell and praising the homer extraordinaire, Louis Walsh.

    The other was a Lesbian Succubus, spawn of Lilith. Again a part of twin set. One got away but is severely injured. I will track it and kill it soon, it should be easy as the other half is gone, her power is not so great.

    I thought I'd go for twin and triplet sets this year in an attempt to overtake Zeke, however the challenge was harder than I imagined. I might stick to traditional trapping next year.
    Praise Him, brother, yours is an inspiring feat! If there was a prize for quality, I feel sure you would be a contender.

    YBIC

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      • Liam the ex-drunk
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light©
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 403
        #77
        Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

        Thank you Brother Hopkins and thanks to Jesus. I'm not used to praise so I don't know how I should adeqately respond, so I'll deflect it to Jesus. Thank you and praise Jesus again for giving me the strength.
        Matthew 10:34
        Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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          • Disobedient69
            Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
            • Nov 2012
            • 14
            #78
            Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            ...it turns out we didn't need a new roof on the south wing of the Landover Baptist Cathedral after all.
            You're using money for a church roof to buy a weapon to "kill" witches, which are actually human beings that follow different belief systems to you? That is sickening.
            2 Chronicles 15:13
            Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248
                #79
                Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                And the winners are:

                1. Pastor Zeke
                2. Deaner

                3. Cranky Old Man

                4. James Hutchins

                5. Levi Jones

                6. John Creeser



                Sorry folks who didn't win. You put in a fantastic effort. Thank you for your participation. You can try again next year!

                Winners! I hope you enjoy your free dinner at the Red Lobster anytime between Nov 1, 2012 - Jan. 31, 2012 and your $1,000 gift certificate to Brother Bob4God's Gun Shack.
                YAY!!!!! My first year in the top six!! The boys had so much fun!!
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                  • Matthew Hopkins
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 808
                    #80
                    Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                    Originally posted by Obedient69 View Post
                    You're using money for a church roof to buy a weapon to "kill" witches, which are actually human beings that follow different belief systems to you? That is sickening.
                    Yes, friend, witches are indeed "sickening", as you point out.

                    YBIC

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775
                        #81
                        Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                        Originally posted by Obedient69 View Post
                        You're using money for a church roof to buy a weapon to "kill" witches, which are actually human beings that follow different belief systems to you? That is sickening.
                        I don't know if you can really call witches "humans" considering they've replaced their souls with dark spirits, but I'm no theologian.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Disobedient69
                            Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                            • Nov 2012
                            • 14
                            #82
                            Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                            Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                            Yes, friend, witches are indeed "sickening", as you point out.

                            YBIC
                            Not what I meant. Your behavior toward anyone that has a mind of their own is what is sickening. The close-mindedness of you people is a disgrace to the human race.
                            2 Chronicles 15:13
                            Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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                              • Matthew Hopkins
                                True Christian™
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 808
                                #83
                                Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                                Originally posted by Obedient69 View Post
                                Not what I meant. Your behavior toward anyone that has a mind of their own is what is sickening. The close-mindedness of you people is a disgrace to the human race.
                                You seem to have a real bee in your bonnet about something, Sister. Does your husband know you are on the Internet?

                                YBIC

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                                  • Disobedient69
                                    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                    • Nov 2012
                                    • 14
                                    #84
                                    Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                    I don't know if you can really call witches "humans" considering they've replaced their souls with dark spirits, but I'm no theologian.
                                    Define a human than.
                                    2 Chronicles 15:13
                                    Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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                                      • Matthew Hopkins
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Oct 2012
                                        • 808
                                        #85
                                        Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                                        Why don't you start a thread on the introductions forum? Tell us about yourself. It's more polite than just coming here and abusing us all. We'd like to help you.

                                        YBIC

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                                          • Disobedient69
                                            Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                            • Nov 2012
                                            • 14
                                            #86
                                            Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                                            Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                                            You seem to have a real bee in your bonnet about something, Sister. Does your husband know you are on the Internet?

                                            YBIC
                                            1) I am no "Sister" to prized idiots such as yourself.
                                            2) Does your husband know that you are on the Internet?
                                            3) I am allowed to have free will. Marriage does not stop that.
                                            2 Chronicles 15:13
                                            Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23775
                                                #87
                                                Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                                                Originally posted by Obedient69 View Post
                                                Define a human than.
                                                Do you think dogs have souls? Rats? Cockroaches?
                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • Zechariah Smyth
                                                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Feb 2011
                                                    • 15251
                                                    #88
                                                    Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                                                    Originally posted by Obedient69 View Post
                                                    1) I am no "Sister" to prized idiots such as yourself.
                                                    2) Does your husband know that you are on the Internet?
                                                    3) I am allowed to have free will. Marriage does not stop that.
                                                    Please try to control your anger on our family-friendly forum.



                                                    Yours in Christ,

                                                    Z. Smyth
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                                                      • Disobedient69
                                                        Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                                                        • Nov 2012
                                                        • 14
                                                        #89
                                                        Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                                                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                        Do you think dogs have souls? Rats? Cockroaches?
                                                        Yes, because they are live beings. CREATED BY GOD.
                                                        2 Chronicles 15:13
                                                        Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

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                                                          • Matthew Hopkins
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Oct 2012
                                                            • 808
                                                            #90
                                                            Re: 2012 Witch Hunt!

                                                            Originally posted by Obedient69 View Post
                                                            1) I am no "Sister" to prized idiots such as yourself.
                                                            2) Does your husband know that you are on the Internet?
                                                            3) I am allowed to have free will. Marriage does not stop that.
                                                            You are a very rude young lady, is what you are. Why are you so angry? Why do you hate Jesus so much?

                                                            YBIC

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