[SUV]

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JESUS, Miss Petal, they're serving them live from the box now?

Why I'd have to floss for hours to get all that hair out of my teeth!

[Petal]

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you are also need for say sorry for be racist and kick me around and for all time you are hurt my tender little feeling

i sorrys if i ever made fun of you for beings a jap an stuff, cuz it not nice to picks on the liddle yella peoples, an i not a racists

here be pickture just for you, it be your rewards for startings this thread!

i prays this be your happy liddle yella face rite nows--->

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I would defy you or anyone else to point out any discernable difference between mary worship and chink emporer worship.

Amen Pastor! There might be a small distinction for the jap shitoes and their ancestor worship come judgment day; they could at least plead ignorance. Believing that Jesus is dressed in six inch spikes and doing his nails from a bunch of bead slinging, dress wearing papists is an abomination and a sure sentence to hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Obviously they are a perversion of the One True Religion ™, but personally I'd much rather see Japan pay homage to the former-Hitler-Youth Pope than pay homage to some fancy dancy Japanese Emperor. But of course I'd much rather see Japan pay homage where it's due: Jesus Christ!

I would defy you or anyone else to point out any discernable difference between mary worship and chink emporer worship.

[SUV]

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Brother Cavil, would that be the Stars and Bars behind you?

[Brother Cavil]

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Oh and to the True Christian™ (Baptist of course) faith. Specifically Landover Baptist.

[Brother Cavil]

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Friend, mary worshipers aren't Christians. Take a look at THIS thread and learn something.

Obviously they are a perversion of the One True Religion (tm), but personally I'd much rather see Japan pay homage to the former-Hitler-Youth Pope than pay homage to some fancy dancy Japanese Emperor. But of course I'd much rather see Japan pay homage where it's due: Jesus Christ!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Thank you, BrotherInChrist™. I realize that Catholicism is a heathen and damnable perversion of the true Christian religion as taught by John the BAPTIST, but isn't it better for Japan to be some kind of Christian and take their chances, than to be Shintoists and automatically go straight to hell?

Clearly the Japanese people's resistance to Jesus has resulted in this poor fellow's resistance to Jesus himself. I pray that he accepts Jesus and is not cast into the lake of fire. Then again, all non-Anglo-Saxons are destined for the lake of fire, thus I pray for them nonetheless that they can accept Jesus Christ's uncondition love just as they are sent straight to hell.

Glory! Glory amen!

Friend, mary worshipers aren't Christians. Take a look at THIS thread and learn something.

[Brother Cavil]

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A most astute observation, Brother Cavil. The cathylick attempts at teaching the yellow peril Catholicism, and more specifically their false doctrines concerning the "blessed virgin", have left them with the desire to seek carnal knowledge with anything that resembles an orifice. Our particular specimen here, Hibachi, is no exception, and has been banned many times. He keeps coming back with expressions of repentance and the Pastors here have been taken in continue to pray for his eventual salvation.

Thank you, BrotherInChrist(tm). I realize that Catholicism is a heathen and damnable perversion of the true Christian religion as taught by John the BAPTIST, but isn't it better for Japan to be some kind of Christian and take their chances, than to be Shintoists and automatically go straight to hell?

Clearly the Japanese people's resistance to Jesus has resulted in this poor fellow's resistance to Jesus himself. I pray that he accepts Jesus and is not cast into the lake of fire. Then again, all non-Anglo-Saxons are destined for the lake of fire, thus I pray for them nonetheless that they can accept Jesus Christ's uncondition love just as they are sent straight to hell.

Glory! Glory amen!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Clearly you are not really Japanese but in the interest of proving that God's love is unconditional...

The Japanese RESISTED the Catholic attempts to influence their Home Islands during the 16th (?) and so on centuries (by the Spanish and Portuguese)! Clearly they are without GOD and a sense of right and wrong! Anyone who preaches the Word of God using the Bible which proves itself by using itself as the primary source of evidence must never be resisted, yet you did it anyways. Shame on you for not making Japan into a True Christian™ nation!

A most astute observation, Brother Cavil. The cathylick attempts at teaching the yellow peril Catholicism, and more specifically their false doctrines concerning the "blessed virgin", have left them with the desire to seek carnal knowledge with anything that resembles an orifice. Our particular specimen here, Hibachi, is no exception, and has been banned many times. He keeps coming back with expressions of repentance and the Pastors here have been taken in continue to pray for his eventual salvation.

[Brother Cavil]

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okay this is for all landover dummy. I am want be friend. we need put all fight and our difference behind and make CLEAN SLATE. I am say sorry for all time I am call you fat and lazy and dummy even if was true. all you guy are my SPECIAL FRIEND.



okay I am not take all of blame. you are also need for say sorry for be racist and kick me around and for all time you are hurt my tender little feeling (if some of you guy want go extra mile and send flower pink daisy is favorite).

Clearly you are not really Japanese but in the interest of proving that God's love is unconditional...

The Japanese RESISTED the Catholic attempts to influence their Home Islands during the 16th (?) and so on centuries (by the Spanish and Portuguese)! Clearly they are without GOD and a sense of right and wrong! Anyone who preaches the Word of God using the Bible which proves itself by using itself as the primary source of evidence must never be resisted, yet you did it anyways. Shame on you for not making Japan into a True Christian™ nation!

[SUV]

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Hitonmi! Did you eat up all my chinky-winky-ginky-stinky-sooey-fooey-balooey again?

JESUS! How can anybody Eat that stuff? What's it got in it anyway besides worms, Snails and puppy-DoG tails?

Like Sister Thumper, I only order it anyway to get to give you Chapter and Verse when you bring it over. But then you never show up. Are you sharing this "Food" with Satan instead? I Hope you both get the runs, Man, I Do! There. I said it and I'm not sorry!

[Roberta]

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honey I never was visit you. I think you are want Hitoshi so bad you are have delusion of have sexy time with me. if you are want make fantasy reality I am happy take plane ride for see you. you need pay air ticket (am college student give me break). use above picture for tide you over until I am get there.

You are such a creep, you little gook. How can you act like it never happened?! I really hope the next girl seppukus you from the waist down!

[Hitoshi]

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How come every time I order Chinese food you never bring it to my door?

okay I am think "order chinese food" code for hank panky and you are hit on me. sorry honey. I am have big egg roll but I am not want catch crab wonton from you. also I am not chinese am JAPANESE okay but no problem I am have hard time tell you honky cracker head apart.

I hope you choke on a dog.

quit try set me up with your sister. am not interest okay.

Listen up Hop Sing; We don't want you here. You are unsaved and therefore unwelcome, just as the banner on our church says. Unless you are ready to repent of being a sneaky little chink and beg Jesus to cleanse you of your yellowness, we aren't interested!

is sound like lady protest too much (this is mean you are try cover up how much are like me by act like you are hate me. is also mean you are lady). I think you are need rugged Hitoshi picture for bring out true feeling. I know you are not protest this

I've missed you, babe. That dairy tour was the hoots, wasn't it? You were right about the pencil thing and signing your name. Any chance you will be back East soon?

honey I never was visit you. I think you are want Hitoshi so bad you are have delusion of have sexy time with me. if you are want make fantasy reality I am happy take plane ride for see you. you need pay air ticket (am college student give me break). use above picture for tide you over until I am get there.

[Roberta]

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I've missed you, babe. That dairy tour was the hoots, wasn't it? You were right about the pencil thing and signing your name. Any chance you will be back East soon?