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  • Hitoshi
    Professor of Engrish
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 446

    #1

    is message for landover

    okay this is for all landover dummy. I am want be friend. we need put all fight and our difference behind and make CLEAN SLATE. I am say sorry for all time I am call you fat and lazy and dummy even if was true. all you guy are my SPECIAL FRIEND.



    okay I am not take all of blame. you are also need for say sorry for be racist and kick me around and for all time you are hurt my tender little feeling (if some of you guy want go extra mile and send flower pink daisy is favorite).
  • VictoryOS
    True Christian™ Beauty Queen
     
    • Dec 2007
    • 5388

    #2
    Re: is message for landover

    Hitoshi, you're back! I thought the devil had lured back to his Den of Sin and Debauchery. It's great to have you back.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • Bob4God
      Moderator
      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #3
      Re: is message for landover

      Aren't Pooh and Piglet both males?

      Hitoshi, you better not be a homo AND an illegal alien...
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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: is message for landover

        Well, we missed you. How are your classes? How long is your visa good for?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Hitoshi
          Professor of Engrish
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 446

          #5
          Re: is message for landover

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          Hitoshi, you're back! I thought the devil had lured back to his Den of Sin and Debauchery. It's great to have you back.
          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Well, we missed you. How are your classes? How long is your visa good for?
          okay I will take as apology. I am still wait for other.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: is message for landover

            How come every time I order Chinese food you never bring it to my door?

            The only reason I order that crap is to get my hands on you to preach the Good News to you. Do you really think we'd eat that crap?

            Anyway. I'm glad to see that you are ok. I thought maybe you were injured in a vegetable chopping accident or a laundry accident.
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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: is message for landover

              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
              okay I will take as apology. I am still wait for other.
              Rot in hell chink. I hope you choke on a dog.

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              • Iiwategtnac
                Unsaved Trash uppity nigra buck
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jul 2008
                • 20

                #8
                Re: is message for landover

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                How come every time I order Chinese food you never bring it to my door?

                The only reason I order that crap is to get my hands on you to preach the Good News to you. Do you really think we'd eat that crap?

                Anyway. I'm glad to see that you are ok. I thought maybe you were injured in a vegetable chopping accident or a laundry accident.
                I'm all for free speech but c'mon now. These racist jokes are just brutal and unnecessary.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: is message for landover

                  Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                  okay this is for all landover dummy. I am want be friend. we need put all fight and our difference behind and make CLEAN SLATE. I am say sorry for all time I am call you fat and lazy and dummy even if was true. all you guy are my SPECIAL FRIEND.



                  okay I am not take all of blame. you are also need for say sorry for be racist and kick me around and for all time you are hurt my tender little feeling (if some of you guy want go extra mile and send flower pink daisy is favorite).
                  Well well, look what the cat dragged in. If it isn't Hiroshi, the pathetic slant who wants to fornicate with anyone blonde and White. Where have you been boy? Off drinking that nasty eel juice?

                  Listen up Hop Sing; We don't want you here. You are unsaved and therefore unwelcome, just as the banner on our church says. Unless you are ready to repent of being a sneaky little chink and beg Jesus to cleanse you of your yellowness, we aren't interested!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392

                    #10
                    Re: is message for landover

                    Hey hiroshi, how's your ma?

                    For a while I've been wanting to ask a chink this question, why is every picture of a chinkess on the interwebs porn? Do you clothe your women over there?

                    I can't count the number of monitors I've had to destroy after googling Godly subjects like 'discipline' or 'obedience'. Always the unclothed chinkesses pop up. It's just not right.

                    After destroying the monitor I often have to spend as much as an hour in the washroom composing myself.

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                    • Roberta
                      Anti La Leche League Organizer
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1817

                      #11
                      Re: is message for landover

                      I've missed you, babe. That dairy tour was the hoots, wasn't it? You were right about the pencil thing and signing your name. Any chance you will be back East soon?
                      Come climb my mountains.

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                      • Hitoshi
                        Professor of Engrish
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 446

                        #12
                        Re: is message for landover

                        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                        How come every time I order Chinese food you never bring it to my door?
                        okay I am think "order chinese food" code for hank panky and you are hit on me. sorry honey. I am have big egg roll but I am not want catch crab wonton from you. also I am not chinese am JAPANESE okay but no problem I am have hard time tell you honky cracker head apart.

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        I hope you choke on a dog.
                        quit try set me up with your sister. am not interest okay.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Listen up Hop Sing; We don't want you here. You are unsaved and therefore unwelcome, just as the banner on our church says. Unless you are ready to repent of being a sneaky little chink and beg Jesus to cleanse you of your yellowness, we aren't interested!
                        is sound like lady protest too much (this is mean you are try cover up how much are like me by act like you are hate me. is also mean you are lady). I think you are need rugged Hitoshi picture for bring out true feeling. I know you are not protest this



                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                        I've missed you, babe. That dairy tour was the hoots, wasn't it? You were right about the pencil thing and signing your name. Any chance you will be back East soon?
                        honey I never was visit you. I think you are want Hitoshi so bad you are have delusion of have sexy time with me. if you are want make fantasy reality I am happy take plane ride for see you. you need pay air ticket (am college student give me break). use above picture for tide you over until I am get there.

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                        • Roberta
                          Anti La Leche League Organizer
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1817

                          #13
                          Re: is message for landover

                          honey I never was visit you. I think you are want Hitoshi so bad you are have delusion of have sexy time with me. if you are want make fantasy reality I am happy take plane ride for see you. you need pay air ticket (am college student give me break). use above picture for tide you over until I am get there.


                          You are such a creep, you little gook. How can you act like it never happened?! I really hope the next girl seppukus you from the waist down!
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                          Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 08-01-2008, 10:55 AM. Reason: Removed obscenity. Roberta is not to be blamed--Hitoshi is infuriating and would make Jesus Himself cuss.
                          Come climb my mountains.

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                          • SUV
                            True Christian™ Princess
                            The Driving Force behind RA12
                            Have at it, anytime!
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 11027

                            #14
                            Re: is message for landover

                            Hitonmi! Did you eat up all my chinky-winky-ginky-stinky-sooey-fooey-balooey again?

                            JESUS! How can anybody Eat that stuff? What's it got in it anyway besides worms, Snails and puppy-DoG tails?

                            Like Sister Thumper, I only order it anyway to get to give you Chapter and Verse when you bring it over. But then you never show up. Are you sharing this "Food" with Satan instead? I Hope you both get the runs, Man, I Do! There. I said it and I'm not sorry!

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                            • Brother Cavil
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 6

                              #15
                              Re: is message for landover

                              Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                              okay this is for all landover dummy. I am want be friend. we need put all fight and our difference behind and make CLEAN SLATE. I am say sorry for all time I am call you fat and lazy and dummy even if was true. all you guy are my SPECIAL FRIEND.



                              okay I am not take all of blame. you are also need for say sorry for be racist and kick me around and for all time you are hurt my tender little feeling (if some of you guy want go extra mile and send flower pink daisy is favorite).
                              Clearly you are not really Japanese but in the interest of proving that God's love is unconditional...

                              The Japanese RESISTED the Catholic attempts to influence their Home Islands during the 16th (?) and so on centuries (by the Spanish and Portuguese)! Clearly they are without GOD and a sense of right and wrong! Anyone who preaches the Word of God using the Bible which proves itself by using itself as the primary source of evidence must never be resisted, yet you did it anyways. Shame on you for not making Japan into a True Christian™ nation!

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