Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

[Fred Smith]

I created several and most of them were banned. Many of them i never used anything vulgar. I just praised how much god loves this country, and about how great George bush is, and how wrong sodomy is. But it always gets banned. It never states a reason, i just get banned. Can i get some help before this account gets banned also?

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

Here's a useful link for you, sinner:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=39

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

So, maybe you are still using those lame excuses like "the dog ate my homework" (or a more contemporary "my computer crashed"). You and Jesus know why you were banned, and it is up to the Pastors here if you are going to stay. We are here to praise Jesus, and we don't suffer trolls or God mockers.

My advice is to behave yourself, and if you don't have anything intelligent to say keep your trap shut and read the Holy Bible (KJV1611).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

I created several and most of them were banned. Many of them i never used anything vulgar. I just praised how much god loves this country, and about how great George bush is, and how wrong sodomy is. But it always gets banned. It never states a reason, i just get banned. Can i get some help before this account gets banned also?

Okay, here are the reasons:

Archangel Gabriel
burntheqhomers
Bushisagoodband
Chris Harper
Fred Smith
godisthebest
Led zeppelin fan
ledzeppelin-ftw
Libertarian-FTW
metallica-ftw
praisethel0rd
republican-ftl
satansmyhomies
Simon of Cyrese

By the way, I just banned your "Elder Fred" account too.

If you continue to be a troll and/or try and sneak in with multiple accounts, then you will continue to be banned.

Any more questions, trollboy?

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

you actually didnt ban my account, and for your information, not all of my accounts were for trolling. Some of them were for discussing topics about god. My guess is that you banned them because of my I.P. address. The account burntheqhomers, i spoke about how great bush is and how god looks down upon sodomy and yet it got banned. But i read the link so i understand that you can ban anyone and for no reason at all, which i dont get.

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

By the way pastor ezekiel, you forgot my account named iLOVEgeorgebush. I dont remember exactly what stuff i put on it. Im surprised about what SUV said about my posting of the album cover of slayer's christ illusion album. I asked if they liked it and they said, yes, yes they do. It was my Chris Harper account. SUV asked me to tell more about myself and she called me, brother christopher. Im not sure why she called me that. Im not a part of this church, yet. Can you enlighten me? And this account isnt called elder fred. Its Fred Smith, you know? Deacon Fred Smith?

[Nobar King]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

Nurse Ratchet, some schizo has gotten out and is refusing to take his meds. I suspect that multiple personality disorder is low on your list of handicaps.

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

One flew over the cuckoos nest is only a movie. You should know that. There is not really a nurse named Nurse Ratched

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

By the way pastor ezekiel, you forgot my account named iLOVEgeorgebush. I dont remember exactly what stuff i put on it. Im surprised about what SUV said about my posting of the album cover of slayer's christ illusion album. I asked if they liked it and they said, yes, yes they do. It was my Chris Harper account. SUV asked me to tell more about myself and she called me, brother christopher. Im not sure why she called me that. Im not a part of this church, yet. Can you enlighten me? And this account isnt called elder fred. Its Fred Smith, you know? Deacon Fred Smith?

You are allowed ONE account.

You ARE in fact a troll, and you have never once made even a single post worthwile. Now you admit that you are mocking a Deacon? I should ban you for that as well.

This is not a debate forum. Please read THIS thread. Also, please allow me to share the entirety of Brother Eno's classic thread "Welcome Visitors to the Landover Forums". And I quote:

Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

Thank you.

Step out of line and Jesus will squash you like the bug you are.

[Bob4God]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

One flew over the cuckoos nest is only a movie. You should know that. There is not really a nurse named Nurse Ratched

What kind of "Christian" watches secular movies, especially ones with Jack Nicholson?

[Mister Brasil]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

What kind of "Christian" watches secular movies, especially ones with Jack Nicholson?

Probably the same sort that in an earlier age would read sinfully proud novels by acid-dropping hippies.

Now, nobody even reads the most important book ever written. Maybe Fraud Smith would know about the Good News if the Bible were made into a mini-series.

[Bob4God]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

Except we all know they couldn't make the Bible into a miniseries without adding all kinds of perverted sex scenes, bad language and violence. I mean in addition to what's already there.

Maybe Landover could get some money together and we could produce a series of inspiring Biblical films! We could all play different characters or take turns running the camera machine!

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

I bet it will be better than those Charlton Heston movies. You know Ben-Hur, the 10 Commandments. By the way, I would like to ask this Church if you liked those movies. And I also must apologize for my terrible grammar. I am sorry. I hope you will forgive me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

I bet it will be better than those Charlton Heston movies. You know Ben-Hur, the 10 Commandments. By the way, I would like to ask this Church if you liked those movies. And I also must apologize for my terrible grammar. I am sorry. I hope you will forgive me.

There is at least one thread dedicated to Christian movies on these forums. Use the "search" function before pestering us with your idle questions.

Why don't you tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? Whaich scriptures are your favorites? What forms of perversion do you wallow in? And so on....

Tell us the truth boy! Jesus hates a liar!

[Fred Smith]

Re: Why do all my accounts keep getting banned?

My name is Erik Schuster and im 24 years old. The church I attend is the Bethel Baptist Church in Green Bay Wisconsin. I don't have any perversions or anything like that. I just try and follow the Bible like any good Christian such as yourself does. Any other questions feel free to ask.