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  • Granny June
    Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2015
    • 74

    #1

    Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

    From the Desk of
    GRANNY JUNE
    Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

    i cann ot even bring myself to comment on this i will leave that to the Pastors and Male Elders
    but I am sickened and in Godly© Walmart, of all places




    Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart


    A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to masturbate in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa.

    The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store’s comforter section and used the toy to masturbate before placing it back on the shelf among the other items. He left the store and was promptly arrested in the parking lot.

    The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms:

    At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden department. The defendant then proceeded to the comforter aisle in housewares and proceeded to pull out his genitals which were in an aroused state. The defendant then proceeded to hold the stuffed horse’s chest area to his genitals and proceeded to hump the stuffed horse using short fast movements. The defendant continued his action until he achieved an orgasm and ejaculated on the stuffed horse’s chest area.

    The defendant then placed the soiled stuffed horse on top of a bed in a bag (comforter set) contaminating that property also. The defendant then exited the store and left the property. Contact was made with the defendant directly across the street.

    After being arrested, Johnson later confessed in a written statement that he “did unmentionables to a stuffed animal.” He also stated, “I need to think before what I do. I’m extremely sorry.”

    (insert scripture here) too upset do later
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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

    That just goes to show you what happens when you take out of the schools.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Granny June
      Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2015
      • 74

      #3
      Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

      From the Desk of
      GRANNY JUNE
      Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ

      If we had the 10 Commandments printed in huge letters on every wall of every public place in America, he would have seen them and stopped

      and the children would have been spared



      Can we add "do not lie with stuffed toys" to this?? it is now necessary ! ! ! !



      (insert scripture here) do later
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      • Alvin Moss
        Serving Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2013
        • 4468

        #4
        Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        That just goes to show you what happens when you take out of the schools.


        Amen, Sister. No Jesus, no peace. Know Jesus, know peace.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • Freddy Osborne
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2011
          • 538

          #5
          Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

          I don't know if I'm more repulsed by the act itself or the headline. "Making Love"? Call it what it is! The liberal controlled mainstream media is destroying America!

          Leviticus 18:23. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

          Exodus 22:19. Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22355

            #6
            Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

            The thing is, the Bible does not seem to be against this.

            It's not sex with an actual animal so Leviticus 18:23 and Exodus 22:19 do not apply. And since the stuffed horse will soak up the seed, no seed is spilled on the ground so Genesis 38:9 doesn't apply either.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Witch Hammer
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 1717

              #7
              Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              The thing is, the Bible does not seem to be against this.

              It's not sex with an actual animal so Leviticus 18:23 and Exodus 22:19 do not apply. And since the stuffed horse will soak up the seed, no seed is spilled on the ground so Genesis 38:9 doesn't apply either.
              I'm not trying to hijack this thread, but I have a question along similar lines:

              Is it okay to dry-hump enemies of Christ into submission, provided no seed is spilled by either party? It's not a sexual thing at all, as far as I'm concerned...just an effective method of asserting Jesus' dominance.

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #8
                Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                The thing is, the Bible does not seem to be against this.

                It's not sex with an actual animal so Leviticus 18:23 and Exodus 22:19 do not apply. And since the stuffed horse will soak up the seed, no seed is spilled on the ground so Genesis 38:9 doesn't apply either.

                And yet surly the Lord hates those who have unnatural relations with stuffed animals. He must despise them with a burning passion. This is wicked behavior and we must remember that the Lord God is angry with the wicked every day.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • VictoryOS
                  True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                   
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 5388

                  #9
                  Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

                  What does it say of us as a society when even the children aren't thinking of the children any more?
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                  • Freddy Osborne
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2011
                    • 538

                    #10
                    Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    The thing is, the Bible does not seem to be against this.

                    It's not sex with an actual animal so Leviticus 18:23 and Exodus 22:19 do not apply. And since the stuffed horse will soak up the seed, no seed is spilled on the ground so Genesis 38:9 doesn't apply either.
                    Stuffed or not this pervert lusted after and defiled himself with a horse. I'm sure he would done a lot more if he had been in Pet Smart.
                    "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                    "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #11
                      Re: Male "Bronie" rapes stuffed horse in store (?!)

                      The best part is, they put the stuffed horse back up on the clearance shelf.

                      Sam Walton's boy told me that one.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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