[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: States I Hate

OK..What do you say is wrong with my home state of Wisconsin?

How else would they produce all that cheese unless they disregarded God's command to circumsize?

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: States I Hate

OK..What do you say is wrong with my home state of Wisconsin?

Wisconsin has produced some of the nation's most notorious serial killers, such as Ed Gein, David Spanbauer, and Jeffrey Dahmer. You're probably thinking of tying me up with pantyhose and gagging me with an old pair of gym socks this very minute. You make me sick, you perverted psychopath. Furthermore, the pornographic television show Happy Days takes place in Milwaukee. Fonzie fornicates in every episode. Joanie is a little trollop.



Her whorish grin infuriates me. They should have called her spin-off Joanie Loves Crotchie. Also, the lesbian couple Laverne and Shirley of Laverne and Shirley reside in Milwaukee. Now, I know these are only television shows, but they reflect the very real wantonness of those who live in Wisconsin, as well as their proclivity for jumping over sharks*.



Lastly, and perhaps most importantly, the word "sin" is right in your reprehensible state's name.

*Some traveling may be required.

[Stump4J]

Re: States I Hate

I also hate California, where almost everyone cali-fornicates with their neighbor and illegal immigrants breed their way to making catholicism - pardon me, idolatry - the state's offical religion.

[Nobar King]

Re: States I Hate

I also hate California, where almost everyone cali-fornicates with their neighbor and illegal immigrants breed their way to making catholicism - pardon me, idolatry - the state's offical religion.

California is the worst state of all. Full of immigrants but also elitist entitlement scammers.

How would you like to live somewhere where all the names of towns and streets and everything is in Mexican?

[JennyD]

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Oregon

Aka "California's Canada" and "Washington's Mexico," Oregon is an openly socialistic state inhabited by repulsive old hippies, PETA terrorists and innumerable queers. Once prosperous from timber receipts and home to the largest toilet paper manufacturer in the world, Oregon is now perpetually bankrupt thanks to the violent tree huggers infesting the state who were successful in shutting down the tree harvesting industry. There are no known True Christians™ in the state at this time. The only cash crop the state currently has is illegal narcotic drugs.

Fun Facts:It rains in Oregon on at least 300 of the 365 days that God gave us in a year. Marijuana is handed out to children in all elementary schools. Also the satanic design called "tie-die" was originated there. Hippies mix goat blood and the LSD in huge vats and dip their clothing in it.

HEY!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: States I Hate

Sister, what is Godly about Oregan?

[Magikarp]

Re: States I Hate

She means that she lives in Oregon when Zekey said that no TC's live there. Come to think of it, doesn't OEJ live there too?

[ExGay Alex]

Re: States I Hate

Thank God for states we LOVE, such as Iowa. The good people at the Iowa Christian Alliance continue to fight the good fight for Christian values. Here is their link: http://www.iowachristian.com/

And here is what they say about queers in Iowa:

Focus on the Family is promoting the truth that change is possible for those who experience same-sex attractions — a message routinely silenced today. We want people to know that individuals don't have to be gay and that a homosexual identity is something that can be overcome. That's why we've developed a one-day conference for those seeking answers on this often confusing and divisive issue. Whether you have a gay friend or family member, are an educator, pastor or concerned citizen — or even self-identify as gay — Love Won Out will inform, inspire and offer you hope.

As they rightly point out on their website, "Forty years ago, Biblical standards of what is right and wrong was always in the background as judges made their rulings and decisions. In recent years, Biblical standards are almost completely abandoned and ignored."

Iowa, the home of Landover Baptist is preserving God's principles for the well being of the American nation. I know that they will win the fight to eliminate each and every one of the following gay cruise spots in Iowa.


romantix * fort dodge * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Home Depot * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Other
Crown Plaza * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Other
Crown Plaza * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Other
My Place * my room * Iowa * Other
YMCA Downtown * Des Moines * Iowa * Backroom
ADULT MARKET PLACE * IOWA CITY * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Public Park * des moines * Iowa * Public Park
JUST DIFFERENT * Coralville, Iowa City * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Michelles Place * Largo * Iowa * Other
TR's vidoe * davenport * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
romantix * fort dodge * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
flying j * elk run heights waterloo * Iowa * Truckstop
romantix's adult book store* sioux city * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
romantix's adult book store * sioux city * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Bare Butt Hill * SWISHER * Iowa * Public Park
Any places in Council Bluffs? * council bluffs * Iowa * Other
Edmunson Park * oskaloosa ottumwa albia * Iowa * Public Park
Lindale Mall lower level center section * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Mall
Manti Park * Shenandoah * Iowa * Public Park
University Field House Sauna * Iowa City Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Backroom
University Field House * Iowa City * Iowa * Backroom
IOWA CITY FITNESS * IOWA CITY * Iowa * Private Club
Motel group sex, gang bang coming up. * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Private Club
PHENTERMINE * New York New York New York New York * Iowa * Airport
Iowa Memorial Union * Iowa City Coralville * Iowa * Other
Ottumwa Parks * Oskaloosa Fairfield Bloomfield * Iowa * Public Park
I-380 North Rest Area * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Roadside Rest Area
MacBride Hall Mens room * Iowa City * Iowa * Other
pikes peak park * Mcgregor Marquette Prairie du Chien Guttenburg * Iowa * Public Park
U of Iowa Main Library * Iowa City * Iowa * Other
Mohawk Park * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Public Park
Mohawk Park * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Public Park
YMCA Downtown * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Other
U of Iowa Recreation Building * Iowa City * Iowa * Other
YMCA * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Other
Adult Shop North * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Romantix Adult Book Store * Iowa City * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
west side of Big Spirit Lake (Marlbe Lake) * Spirit Lake Estherville Spencer * Iowa * Public Park
City Park mens room * Iowa City * Iowa * Public Park
Mines of Spain recreation area * Dubuque, IA * Iowa * Public Park
abc bookstore * Clinton, Iowa * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Romantix Adult Bookstore * Council Bluffs Omaha * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Union Park * Des Moines * Iowa * Public Park
Credit Island, Davenport * Davenport, Iowa * Iowa * Public Park
Port of Dubuque River Walk * Dubuque * Iowa * Public Park
Dubuque IOCO Truck Stop * Dubuque, IA * Iowa * Truckstop
Lied Rec Sauna * Boone Ankeny * Iowa * Private Club
Perkins Park Bathroom * Burlington Ft Madison * Iowa * Public Park
Gillman Hall Mens room * Ames DesMoines Nevada Boone * Iowa * Other
Beyer Hall Locker room * Ames DesMoines Nevada Boone * Iowa * Other
adult shop north * hiawatha cedar rapids * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Lindale Mall lower mens room * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Mall
State Gym toilet * Ames Des Moines * Iowa * Other
hunt woods project * burlington ia * Iowa * Public Park
Crapo Park Rest Room * Burlington * Iowa * Public Park
HOMO HILL * Swisher Cedar Rapids Iowa City * Iowa * Other
BACHELOR'S LIBRARY * DES MOINES * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
ottumwa park * ottumwa lagoons * Iowa * Public Park
ISLE OF CAPRI CASINO * DAVENPORT BETTENDORF MOLINE ROCK ISLAND * Iowa * Other
Venus News * Burlington * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Pleasure Palace II * Ames * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Montgomery Wards (Northpark Mall) * Davenport Moline Rock Island Bettendorf * Iowa * Mall
need one * spirit lake Ia * Iowa * Public Park
Adult Odyssey * Marshalltown * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Adult Shop * Cedar Rapids Iowa City * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
BLUFFS RUN CASINO PARKING LOT * OMAHA NE. . * Iowa * Other
Bare Butt Hill * Iowa City Cedar Rapids North Liberty * Iowa * Public Park
bike path * cedar rapids * Iowa * Public Park
Adult Emporium * Waterloo * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
Indian Path Park * Burlington * Iowa * Public Park
Crossroads Mall Mens Room * Waterloo * Iowa * Mall
U of I Main Library * Iowa City * Iowa * Backroom
pleasure palace * iowa city * Iowa * Adult Bookstore
java house * iowa city * Iowa * Bar/Tavern
University of Iowa Field house sahuna * Iowa City * Iowa * Backroom

Glory to God and thank you Jesus for states like Iowa. You inspire me as I strive to bring God's word to the backwards Russian nation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Home Depot * Cedar Rapids * Iowa * Other

The Home Depot is a queer magnet?!?!?!

Where am I going to get my bear chow hammers and nails?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: States I Hate

Poor innocent naive Pastor Zeke.
Home depot has been a well known gay hotspot for years.
Depot is slang for deep hole. Please just let it rest that it has to do with sodomy. Someone of your character needs know no more.
Use the local Landover hardware store, Isaiah's Hammer

"7": So the carpenter encouraged the goldsmith, and he that smootheth with the hammer him that smote the anvil, saying, It is ready for the sodering: and he fastened it with nails, that it should not be moved.

It is noble you try to save money to donate more tithes, but I think the church will understand.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: States I Hate

Massachusetts



Home of the Kennedys, sick-ular universities that serve as training grounds for the lie-beral elite, and a certain flip-flopping magic-undie-wearer, Massachusetts is also the first state in the union to give homers the special privilege of equality with regard to marriage.

Fun idea: Since Belgium is going to split in half pretty soon, maybe one half can team up with Massachusetts to form a new country.

[Brother Temperance]

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Texas. Huge, obnoxious, self-righteous...

All epithets that are frequently applied to God's servants.

"FUN" TEXAS FACTS: Texas is #49 in verbal SAT scores in the nation.

So? Those tests are just another Joo conspiracy.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Seems reasonable to me. Would you want to own any book with Britannica in its name? Overall, I think your tiny woman's brain has misjudged badly here. Jesus doesn't want you to mess with Texas.

[Justina Thyme]

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All epithets that are frequently applied to God's servants.

So? Those tests are just another Joo conspiracy.

Seems reasonable to me. Would you want to own any book with Britannica in its name? Overall, I think your tiny woman's brain has misjudged badly here. Jesus doesn't want you to mess with Texas.

True enough, Brother T. But it's a matter of personal preference; I just don't happen to care for their culture, their climate, and their "If you ain't from Texas, you ain't nothin' " attitude. Besides, Landover Baptist, God's chosen church, is located here in Iowa, not Texas--so perhaps Jesus has no particularly fond feelings towards that state either.

[JennyD]

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Let us not forget that Godly GW Bush was born up in the Northeast, and moved to Texas as a carpetbagger to take it over as part of his route to the White House.

Texas is merely his stepping stone!

I hate the state of confusion. Being a female, I sometimes find myself in that state when hearing one of Pastor's sermons. Fortunately, he explains everything in intimate detail at those invigorating group prayer sessions!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: States I Hate

District of Columbia (technically not a state, but bear with me)



Our nation's capital is full of people who indulge in the Negro lifestyle choice and who vote for Demon-cretins. As a result, the city's local political culture is completely at odds with such Republican values as democracy, more localized government, and less government interference in our lives. Therefore, Congressional Republicans periodically have to intervene whenever the city council is soft on homers.

Fun fact: The rate of membership in religious organizations is higher in D.C than in 48 of the 50 states. However, most of those religious organizations are false Christian "churches" such as Pennycoastalism and the AMC Pacer "church."