[H. Montague Worthington]

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Minnesota







Fun Fact: I hate Minnesota.

[Justina Thyme]

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Texas. Huge, obnoxious, self-righteous Texas, home of these abominations:



and these insults to humanity:



and, of course, these filthy, wretched whores:



"FUN" TEXAS FACTS: Texas is #49 in verbal SAT scores in the nation.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours' notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Yippee-ki-yay.

[Father Thomas Martin]

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^ Why do you hate Texas? It is the home state of our Godly president, George W. Bush!

Not to mention it has an overwhelmingly conservative Republican demographic!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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^ Why do you hate Texas? It is the home state of our Godly president, George W. Bush!

So you admit that our President is Godly? There may be hope for you yet.

[SUV]

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Oh.my.God - it's that far-gone guy from Fargo

[VictoryOS]

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Is that hippie man wearing pants?

And why is he flashing a peace sign to the Devil?

[SUV]

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And why is he flashing a peace sign to the Devil?

Oh, is that what it is, Sister? I thought they were holding their hands open for more free drugs.

You know, like aspirins to put into their Coca-Colas.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Virginia



Formerly the reddest of the red states and the Jesusland of Jesusland, Virginia has turned its back on all things good and holy. The state was the first in the union to elect an unrepentant, practicing Negro as Governor (weren't any ex-Negroes available?) and has since elected a string of Democrats to federal, state, and county offices, even engaging in vicious persecution against almost-True Christian™ George Allen. Alexandria and Arlington are infamous hotbeds of fag-enabling lie-beralism. Now, it seems likely that the state may vote for the Obama nation.

Fun fact #1: At least the state had the decency to locate its biggest downtown, not in an actual downtown, but in a suburban crossroads called Tysons Corner.

Fun fact #2: Actual virgins are rarer than the state's name might suggest.

[Justina Thyme]

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^ Why do you hate Texas? It is the home state of our Godly president, George W. Bush!

Not to mention it has an overwhelmingly conservative Republican demographic!

True, but those are the only redeeming qualities that hellhole possesses. My post is self-explanatory and barely scratches the surface.

And then there's this from About.com: http://paranormal.about.com/b/2004/07/15/the-texas-demon.htm

The Texas Demon

Do demons stalk the Texas countryside? If this photo is to be believed, something strange is out there. "This picture was brought to me by a friend," says Lucy. "Her husband's friend is a cop and was coming home from McCook, Texas on a Sunday night (June 27, 2004). She told me that he saw something that had just crossed the road and he shot the spotlight at it and took a picture of it. It freaks me out to know there is something like that here." See an enlargement of this picture - one of the creepiest in our collection - along with other new photos.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Hatchet Fun Fact: Liza Minnelli often performs in Las Vegas--not on stage, but on men in bathroom stalls for vodka money.

I've heard the same about at least one of her ex-husbands.

[Roberta]

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God hates Loserana!

They speak le francez
Their governor is a dot
Catlickism is rampant
They eat crayfish
High yallers parade shamelessly on Borbon St
Highest per capita STD rate in the US
They permit skyclad dancing
Jazz is played 24x7
They allow DunkinBeignets
Chicory in coffee
Dixie beer
Jerry Lee Lewis
13 year old marriages

Please feel free to add to the list. God rained his vengeance but they did not learn. Pestilence will be next!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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OK..What do you say is wrong with my home state of Wisconsin?

Dungeons and Dragons was created in Wisconsin, the Tolkien papers are there too and the Clown Hall of Fame is in Milwaukee.

Liberace was from West Milwaukee.

It has towns called Euren (pronounced urine,) Institute, Spread Eagle, Dykesville and the Bong Recreational Area.

Thus we have a state dedicated to Satan, homers and illegal drugs. (The first two exlain a lot about your adherance to the apostate church and your "vocation" - do you want to 'fess up' on the third count?)

On the up side, up until the early 20th century, New Jersey and Wisconsin had laws allowing the castration of epileptics and cat hunting is on the cards

Fun fact: God does not like Wisconsin - in 1993 an outbreak of Cryptosporidium affected almost half a million people and contributed to one hundred deaths in Milwaukee. The outbreak resulted from His causing the failure of the municipal filtration systems to eliminate animal wastes.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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You are there and have internet access

YIC

OK..What do you say is wrong with my home state of Wisconsin?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Brother Hatchet don't forget that Detroit is also home to the largest mudslime population in our Godly country!

YIC

Michigan



I get nervous when I see two or more colored people congregating, and Detroit is home to nearly a million of them. I don't want my Negroes in bulk; I want them in convenient, single serving packages. Michigan also has cities named "Gaylord" and "Hell"--proof that Michiganders despise God and worship Satan.

Hatchet Fun Fact: "Michigan" is Injun for "talk to the hand."

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Brother Hatchet don't forget that Detroit is also home to the largest mudslime population in our Godly country!

YIC

Wrong. You're thinking of Dearborn. But it certainly is another reason to hate Michigan.