[Elmer G. White]

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O'Connor Renée. An 'actress' in the role of the sidekick Gabrielle from the female homershow "Xena the Warrior Princess'



Ezekiel 23:29
And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Penises—or as I like to call them, the Devil's fingers.

[Elmer G. White]

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Queen. The country music ensemble that promotes big sodomy and big transvestism.

Warning: the following video is reserved only for pastors and Creation Scientists!

Deuteronomy 22:5
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Rosh Hashanah.

If Jesus had intended us to celebrate New Year in the fall, he would have put January there.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Scientists, or at least 99% of them. The First Law of Creation Science is this: if it contradicts the Bible, throw it out!

Timothy 6:20-21
20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.



Which one looks smarter to you?

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Tattoos. You will not enter the Kingdom of Heaven with them. You can have them surgically removed (with a pair of pliers and a rusty scalpel) at the Freehold tattoo removal parlor, painful it is but nothing compared to an eternity in Hell!

Leviticus 19:28
Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD.

[Samuel Hubbard]

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Uppity women. There are far too many of them in the world today and it bothers me as much as it bothers God.

[Didymus Much]

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Vehicles made of iron.

Judges 1:19 "And the Lord was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."

Wonder how He'd deal with carbon fibre?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Witches. God hates' em, I hate 'em too.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Didymus Much]

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Xenophobia. Oh, wait, no, God's all over that like stink on poo.

Ezra 9:12 "Now therefore give not your daughters unto their sons, neither take their daughters unto your sons, nor seek their peace or their wealth for ever: that ye may be strong, and eat the good of the land, and leave it for an inheritance to your children for ever."

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Yanni. There's no way God doesn't hate Yanni. Just look at him.



1 Corinthians 11:14
Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?

[Elmer G. White]

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Zapata, Emiliano.

A messican communist fighting against the Divine order that Jesus Created for men for our benefit to guide us home into Heaven.




Mark 12:17
And Jesus answering said unto them, Render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's. And they marvelled at him.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Atheists are the worst people on the planet. God outright says that none of them do anything good. I would rather have my kids babysat by a convicted child molester than let an atheist smile at them.

Psalm 14:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Baha'i is a subsection of the islamofascist cult.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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Children who disobey explicit instructions to stop being so loud and squirming so much during private prayer sessions so other campers aren't woken up by all the noise.