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  • Twisted Sister
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 4
    #1

    Bedtime Story

    I am putting this guy (refrenced below) on a prayer chain to HELL:

    After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one> evening, when the > wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he> hadn't in quite some > time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her> neck, and then began > moving down past the small of her back. He then slid his> hand across her > shoulders and neck, slowly worked it down over one breast,> then the other, > stopping just over her lower stomach. > He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner> arm, caressed past the > side of her breast again, working down her side, passed> gently over and then > in between her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then,> he proceeded > up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion> of her leg. > He continued in the same manner on her right side, then> suddenly stopped, > rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite> aroused by this > caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'That was> wonderful. Why did you stop?' > > He said, 'I found the remote.'
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    • eliot mayfield
      God Squad
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 9324
      #2
      Re: Bedtime Story

      <I,Don't<get<it< What's<the<point<?
      Matthew:
      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Twisted Sister
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Sep 2008
          • 4
          #3
          Re: Bedtime Story

          It is just light-hearted humor......

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996
              #4
              Re: Bedtime Story

              Originally posted by Twisted Sister View Post
              It is just light-hearted humor......
              Then why would you want to pray that a fictional man go to Hell?

              Are you a Wiccan?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Twisted Sister
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 4
                  #5
                  Re: Bedtime Story

                  O.K...then I am cleaning my plate. Not wishing to condem any one to
                  Hades.....I beg forgiveness from Sky Daddy...ok?

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Bedtime Story

                      Originally posted by Twisted Sister View Post
                      O.K...then I am cleaning my plate. Not wishing to condem any one to
                      Hades.....I beg forgiveness from Sky Daddy...ok?
                      That was purposefully disgusting. This is a Christian forum, not a brothel. We are here to offer our praise to Jesus, not indulge in lustful nonsense. Kindly keep your comments Godly.

                      You might want to take a look at THIS thread before making a bigger fool out of yourself.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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