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  • Hu Lao
    Unsaved trash
    • Sep 2008
    • 10

    #1

    Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

    Come here for ask questions for Chinese.

    Ask about Chinese custom, culture, history, anything more you are want know, and make receivings of enlightenment!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

    Originally posted by Hu Lao View Post
    Come here for ask questions for Chinese.

    Ask about Chinese custom, culture, history, anything more you are want know, and make receivings of enlightenment!
    We've already got this thread going. Take a look at THIS, Hop-sing.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • SayvedByTheLord
      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
      True Christian™
      • May 2007
      • 3151

      #3
      Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

      We already have a fish head eater around here defiling our Godly Forum™ we don't need a kitten eater too!



      Leviticus 26:27-29

      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

        What a total "Hitonmi" ripoff

        And I suppose that you also don't deliver chinky-winky-finky-stinky sooey either - DO YOU?!!

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        • Hu Lao
          Unsaved trash
          • Sep 2008
          • 10

          #5
          Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          We've already got this thread going. Take a look at THIS, Hop-sing.
          SO rude barbaric insult.

          Many Chinese are have dislike of Japan for actions in War of the World II. Also, two different culture.

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          We already have a fish head eater around here defiling our Godly Forum™ we don't need a kitten eater too!

          I am think you realize China has VAST superior over Japan. Also, no knock kitten until you try it, please.

          Originally posted by SUV View Post
          What a total "Hitonmi" ripoff

          And I suppose that you also don't deliver chinky-winky-finky-stinky sooey either - DO YOU?!!
          "Hitonmi"? I am Chinese, no Japanese.

          I am also bring ANYTHING you ask.

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          • Dwayne DeKalb
            Unsaved trash, hippie dopehead
            • Nov 2006
            • 156

            #6
            Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

            Originally posted by Hu Lao View Post
            SO rude barbaric insult.

            Many Chinese are have dislike of Japan for actions in War of the World II. Also, two different culture.



            I am think you realize China has VAST superior over Japan. Also, no knock kitten until you try it, please.



            "Hitonmi"? I am Chinese, no Japanese.

            I am also bring ANYTHING you ask.
            Wow, you are so clearly trying to be like Hitoshi it's not even funny and I mean that literally. It's not even funny. Hitoshi is clever and likable, you're a waste of bandwidth.

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            • Hu Lao
              Unsaved trash
              • Sep 2008
              • 10

              #7
              Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

              Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
              Wow, you are so clearly trying to be like Hitoshi it's not even funny and I mean that literally. It's not even funny. Hitoshi is clever and likable, you're a waste of bandwidth.


              I am have absolute no fear for internet Mongol, and build Great Firewall to keep away.

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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #8
                Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

                Kitten Eater® you are not even in the same "league" as the Fish Head Eater®.

                How you people see out of those squinty eyes is also a mystery.

                Originally posted by Hu Lao View Post


                I am have absolute no fear for internet Mongol, and build Great Firewall to keep away.


                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • Magikarp
                  hateful Danish communis
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 266

                  #9
                  Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

                  Originally posted by Hu Lao View Post
                  Come here for ask questions for Chinese.

                  Ask about Chinese custom, culture, history, anything more you are want know, and make receivings of enlightenment!
                  Yes.

                  1. Do you honestly think you're better than Hitoshi? Because you're not.
                  2. Are you a geek that lives in your parent's basement?
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Unfalsifiable
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 836

                    #10
                    Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

                    Are you male or female?
                    READ THE BIBLE

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #11
                      Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

                      What I want to know is: How did you Chinese get away with faking the Olympics??
                      You don't have to answer here, we've already been discussing it.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • ExGay Alex
                        Helping boys become upright model citizens
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2008
                        • 1295

                        #12
                        Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

                        As the resident Landover Linquist I have been summoned by Pastor from an coal mine in Krasnoyarsk to log on and evaluate your posts. The goal is to determine whether you are, or or not, Chinese. In my work bringing the word of Christ to the Asian devils, the Lord gave me the opportunity to speak many times at 基督教 organizations around Asia.

                        It is my considered opinion that you are NOT Chinese. You have a weak understanding of Chinese syntax or the ways in which Chinese people make mistakes in English.

                        So, I will post a question for you. Every Chinese child knows how to make Chinese characters, right? And when they learn, they have little devices to help them.

                        Give me the English definition for the Chinese character (traditional characters only, please, not that Chinese Communist Mao Tse Dong crap) that corresponds to the following poem:

                        by ear is long.
                        my name is King.
                        I and 14 years old.
                        and with all my heart I love Jesus.

                        I you can answer this, then I will begin to suspect you are POSSIBLY Chinese. Otherwise, stop wasting our time. 你聼的懂嗎?
                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

                          Originally posted by Dwayne DeKalb View Post
                          Wow, you are so clearly trying to be like Hitoshi it's not even funny and I mean that literally. It's not even funny. Hitoshi is clever and likable, you're a waste of bandwidth.
                          Hu Lao, I want you to see that even the most spectacularly unfunny male poster on this forum (the overall winner being the ostensibly female "Old Iron Crotch") finds your invented character dull and possessing of no entertainment value.

                          Perhaps you'd like to reinvent yourself as your real self, and tell us why you hate Jesus? We'd like you to get Saved(c), so you can join us in Heaven where we will praise Him without ceasing for all eternity!

                          Wouldn't that be nice?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • ExGay Alex
                            Helping boys become upright model citizens
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2008
                            • 1295

                            #14
                            Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

                            Colossians 3:9: Lie not one to another.

                            Our resident liar, Hu Lao seems to have gone away, at least for a little while.

                            The answer to the poem above was an easy one for any Chinese child learning to write the word “hear.”

                            My ear () is long;
                            my name is King (),
                            I am 14 (and ) and
                            with all my heart (一心) I love Jesus.

                            Combine these (耳王一四一心) together and you get the Chinese character ting (), or “to hear”. It was an easy puzzle any true Chinese, and the character for “hear” was even seen in the last sentence of my post: 聼得懂嗎?means “do you understand (what you hear)?” Ting is the second character.

                            I knew he wasn’t Chinese. I bet he had not the slightest idea how to hook up rickshaw or dry clean designer menswear. But are we surprised at Hu Lao’s amateurish attempts to imitate a Chinaman? It’s impossible to read the following passage and not think of the Chinese and Hu Lao.

                            Revelation 22:15: For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Imposters will go to Hell.

                            I am a geologic engineer, not a professional linguist. But the tongues of the world are indeed a hobby of mine and a gift to me from God. I am grateful for Pastor's call to pull out of the dank dirty hole in Krasnoyarsk to offer my Chinese expertise to this Godly cause. And I take this opportunity to add that here, surrounded by corrupted miners and their smelly coal pits and their hard mine shafts, I have a great opportunity to spread the Word of Jesus. Glory to God! and good riddance to Hu Lao.


                            And, with that, I return to finish my geologic research in Coal Mine Number 12.
                            "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #15
                              Re: Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

                              LBC is blessed to have members with so much knowledge and linguistic experience. You don't see posts like that at gametards.forums.com.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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