Ask Chinese (For Make Owning Of Knowledge!)

[Hu Lao]

Come here for ask questions for Chinese.

Ask about Chinese custom, culture, history, anything more you are want know, and make receivings of enlightenment!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Come here for ask questions for Chinese.

Ask about Chinese custom, culture, history, anything more you are want know, and make receivings of enlightenment!

We've already got this thread going. Take a look at THIS, Hop-sing.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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We already have a fish head eater around here defiling our Godly Forum™ we don't need a kitten eater too!

[SUV]

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What a total "Hitonmi" ripoff

And I suppose that you also don't deliver chinky-winky-finky-stinky sooey either - DO YOU?!!

[Hu Lao]

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We've already got this thread going. Take a look at THIS, Hop-sing.

SO rude barbaric insult.

Many Chinese are have dislike of Japan for actions in War of the World II. Also, two different culture.

We already have a fish head eater around here defiling our Godly Forum™ we don't need a kitten eater too!

I am think you realize China has VAST superior over Japan. Also, no knock kitten until you try it, please.

What a total "Hitonmi" ripoff

And I suppose that you also don't deliver chinky-winky-finky-stinky sooey either - DO YOU?!!

"Hitonmi"? I am Chinese, no Japanese.

I am also bring ANYTHING you ask.

[Dwayne DeKalb]

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SO rude barbaric insult.

Many Chinese are have dislike of Japan for actions in War of the World II. Also, two different culture.



I am think you realize China has VAST superior over Japan. Also, no knock kitten until you try it, please.



"Hitonmi"? I am Chinese, no Japanese.

I am also bring ANYTHING you ask.

Wow, you are so clearly trying to be like Hitoshi it's not even funny and I mean that literally. It's not even funny. Hitoshi is clever and likable, you're a waste of bandwidth.

[Hu Lao]

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Wow, you are so clearly trying to be like Hitoshi it's not even funny and I mean that literally. It's not even funny. Hitoshi is clever and likable, you're a waste of bandwidth.

I am have absolute no fear for internet Mongol, and build Great Firewall to keep away.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Kitten Eater® you are not even in the same "league" as the Fish Head Eater®.

How you people see out of those squinty eyes is also a mystery.

I am have absolute no fear for internet Mongol, and build Great Firewall to keep away.

[Magikarp]

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Come here for ask questions for Chinese.

Ask about Chinese custom, culture, history, anything more you are want know, and make receivings of enlightenment!

Yes.

1. Do you honestly think you're better than Hitoshi? Because you're not.
2. Are you a geek that lives in your parent's basement?

[Unfalsifiable]

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Are you male or female?

[Nobar King]

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What I want to know is: How did you Chinese get away with faking the Olympics??
You don't have to answer here, we've already been discussing it.

[ExGay Alex]

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As the resident Landover Linquist I have been summoned by Pastor from an coal mine in Krasnoyarsk to log on and evaluate your posts. The goal is to determine whether you are, or or not, Chinese. In my work bringing the word of Christ to the Asian devils, the Lord gave me the opportunity to speak many times at 基督教 organizations around Asia.

It is my considered opinion that you are NOT Chinese. You have a weak understanding of Chinese syntax or the ways in which Chinese people make mistakes in English.

So, I will post a question for you. Every Chinese child knows how to make Chinese characters, right? And when they learn, they have little devices to help them.

Give me the English definition for the Chinese character (traditional characters only, please, not that Chinese Communist Mao Tse Dong crap) that corresponds to the following poem:

by ear is long.
my name is King.
I and 14 years old.
and with all my heart I love Jesus.

I you can answer this, then I will begin to suspect you are POSSIBLY Chinese. Otherwise, stop wasting our time. 你聼的懂嗎?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Wow, you are so clearly trying to be like Hitoshi it's not even funny and I mean that literally. It's not even funny. Hitoshi is clever and likable, you're a waste of bandwidth.

Hu Lao, I want you to see that even the most spectacularly unfunny male poster on this forum (the overall winner being the ostensibly female "Old Iron Crotch") finds your invented character dull and possessing of no entertainment value.

Perhaps you'd like to reinvent yourself as your real self, and tell us why you hate Jesus? We'd like you to get Saved(c), so you can join us in Heaven where we will praise Him without ceasing for all eternity!

Wouldn't that be nice?

[ExGay Alex]

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Colossians 3:9: Lie not one to another.

Our resident liar, Hu Lao seems to have gone away, at least for a little while.

The answer to the poem above was an easy one for any Chinese child learning to write the word “hear.”

My ear (耳) is long;
my name is King (王),
I am 14 (一and 四) and
with all my heart (一心) I love Jesus.

Combine these (耳王一四一心) together and you get the Chinese character ting (聼), or “to hear”. It was an easy puzzle any true Chinese, and the character for “hear” was even seen in the last sentence of my post: 你聼得懂嗎？means “do you understand (what you hear)?” Ting is the second character.

I knew he wasn’t Chinese. I bet he had not the slightest idea how to hook up rickshaw or dry clean designer menswear. But are we surprised at Hu Lao’s amateurish attempts to imitate a Chinaman? It’s impossible to read the following passage and not think of the Chinese and Hu Lao.

Revelation 22:15: For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Imposters will go to Hell.

I am a geologic engineer, not a professional linguist. But the tongues of the world are indeed a hobby of mine and a gift to me from God. I am grateful for Pastor's call to pull out of the dank dirty hole in Krasnoyarsk to offer my Chinese expertise to this Godly cause. And I take this opportunity to add that here, surrounded by corrupted miners and their smelly coal pits and their hard mine shafts, I have a great opportunity to spread the Word of Jesus. Glory to God! and good riddance to Hu Lao.

And, with that, I return to finish my geologic research in Coal Mine Number 12.

[Nobar King]

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LBC is blessed to have members with so much knowledge and linguistic experience. You don't see posts like that at gametards.forums.com.