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Folks, let's just get one thing straight: MY JESUS ISN'T A POLACK! But that might not keep Poland from naming Jesus as their king. Now in a bit of IRONY, the Mary worshipping Cathylickers are doing their best to prevent their beloved Pope from being overshadowed, so hopefully, our Jesus won't be hijacked by Poland. Your thoughts?
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The polack's making Jesus their king would be like the darkies hiring tutors; it ain't gonna make a difference. Once we're done with irag & afghani-dump-stan; we can concentrate on getting the rest of europe behaving like proper Americans.
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Are you sure they were not talking about Jesus, the messkin gardener? Polacks get confused pretty easily.Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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amens, Mrs.Momma Glynndie!Originally posted by Mrs.Christianson View Post
lord Jesus not no eurotrash pole dancer an i be prayin that Lord God curse them nawty poles wiv a liddle of what He curseds Mr.Lance Armstrong wiv, cuz they be hipnotizin me wiv thier evil magicks, i not able to look aways! 
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Leave it up to those Pole-Licks to come up with something like this. Pole-land is nothing but a nation full of SODOMITE HOMERSEXUALS (as the very name of their nation indicates). Jesus is NOT their king and never will be until they REPENT of their HOMERSEXUAL SINS. Those Pole-Lickers are so stupid that they don't even know Jesus was a WHITE TRUE CHRISTIAN and STILL IS!! As Sister Glendora (a true woman of the Lord) says,
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Originally posted by Petal View Postamens, Mrs.Momma Glynndie! lord Jesus not no eurotrash pole dancer an i be prayin that Lord God curse them nawty poles wiv a liddle of what He curseds Mr.Lance Armstrong wiv, cuz they be hipnotizin me wiv thier evil magicks, i not able to look aways!
I see exactly what you mean Petal,I'm having a great deal of trouble in looking away too....so...um..where'd you get the pic then?
Just as a matter of interest you understand...quite well built,those Polish chaps.
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Why does this man keep a rubber Ducky down his shorts?
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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I dunno. And I can't figure out why the rest are hiding vegetables. Maybe trying to smuggle them back to Poland.Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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I'm sure Twink will know just what sort of....vegetables they're trying to smuggle,if he sees this.
If he can tear his eyes away from them,that is.
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HAaaa.....be STILL my HEART!!
Ohhhh...Petal THANK YOU for posting this pic....I'm going to "look" at them all day today...LOL. And Lilith thanks for REPOSTING the pic! OH....GOdddddddddd
And....of course...thank you Talitha for singling out and posting the MANnnn with the "rubber ducky" in his pants!! GOddd....does anyone else think it's getting HOTttt in here?
Lilith, my sweet dear, "vegetable"? Ahhhh....:O.....I'd say this FINE example of a YOUNG biker MAN is trying to "smuggle" in a pair of AVOCADOS (which grow in pairs like a pair of ba**s. I absolutely LOVE AVOCADOS!! AH....be still my heart....
Now, special note my BIBLE THUMPER LOVELIES....I'll be BUSY today....ALL DAY..."inspecting fruit and vegetables"....so if you don't hear from me, my loves, you'll know that I'm "working."
Love & Light,
Twink
PS--just to let you know, loves, I've ALREADY printed out the pic of these well HUNG babes and it's already in a frame and on the wall."I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."
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Hello loves! Just ME again! Thought you might enjoy looking at a SHOT from my WEB cam as I gaze upon these THROBBING pics posted on this thread.
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GAHHHHHHHH! I will have bad dreams for a year.Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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So you think avocados Twink?
I was leaning more toward Pomegranates...but you may be right.
Oh dear - you seem to have upset Pastor Al,how tragic.
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You like well hung men, eh? I can think of just the match for you.Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Saddam Hussein?Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostYou like well hung men, eh? I can think of just the match for you.Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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