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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131
    #31
    Re: IS Jesus a POLACK???

    So then, Pastor Al is the evil twin of Doctor Evil who is Pastor Al's good twin? LOL!
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • TwinkBoy
        CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2006
        • 212
        #32
        Re: IS Jesus a POLACK???

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        So then, Pastor Al is the evil twin of Doctor Evil who is Pastor Al's good twin? LOL!
        Pssst...Rachael...I know but I'm not telling LOL.

        OR....

        should I?????????

        "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

        "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621
            #33
            Re: IS Jesus a POLACK???

            Originally posted by lilith View Post
            I vote for twin - EVIL twin!
            And I vote for banning you - and your twin Hellsinner! Any objections?
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • OnYourKnees
                On Extended Furlough
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2006
                • 4729
                #34
                Re: IS Jesus a POLACK???

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                And I vote for banning you - and your twin Hellsinner! Any objections?
                Can we ban Twink instead? He's far less interesting.

                He's such a perfect specimen of trollhood. So . . . repetitive and boring.

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131
                    #35
                    Re: IS Jesus a POLACK???

                    Why thankyou, Mr Knees.
                    As for Twink, he's such a sweetie, I think!
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • lilith
                        Night Hag
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1232
                        #36
                        Re: IS Jesus a POLACK???

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Why thankyou, Mr Knees.
                        As for Twink, he's such a sweetie, I think!

                        It's sheer jealousy. Because Twink looks SO good in that lovely corset!
                        Although....not entirely sure I'd WANT to see any of the Pastors in a corset.

                        A lovely little str...um,jacket of course would be something worth seeing on one or more of the Pastors.
                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #37
                            Re: IS Jesus a POLACK???

                            Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                            Can we ban Twink instead? He's far less interesting.

                            He's such a perfect specimen of trollhood. So . . . repetitive and boring.
                            Good point. Since I hate to see disagreement among Brothers In Christ, maybe we should just compromise, and ban all three?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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