PRAISE SANDWICH JESUS! MORE PROOF THAT GOD IS REAL!!

[Captain_Asshat]

Brothers and Cisterns in Christ! More proof that God is real!

Here are some pictures of Jesus appearin' on various food-stuffs! Glory and taste-licious!

Ma presonal fave! Jesus appreain' on a grilled cheese sandwich! Yum! Jesus is cool enuff .. but Jesus AND grilled cheese??? What a combination!



Jesus apperrin on on a Sopapilla!!! Wow! The guy that took this piccy actually covered him in honey an ate him! Praize 'sweet' Jesus!



Wow! Jesus appears on a bottle of cider! Glory ta God! See, ya all say that apples ar evil ... but how can they be evil if Jesus apperarin on Cider bottles???! I always had the Big J down as a wine-drinker... there's a surpiize!



An hows about this - Jesus even appered on a steak! Yum! Am gettin hungry now!!!



If all that not proof God exists, a don't kno what is????!!!

Anywayz, dinner beconz ....mmmmm... i wonder if Jesus will appear on my tacos???

An remember, vote for Captain Asshat to be True ChristerTM! Praize!

[Osambo 08]

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Why would God imprint his face onto food.Additionally,all of the faces aren't really discernible.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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God is omnipotent and omnipresent! Praise!! He can do anything He wants!

You can see more examples like this HERE

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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God is omnipotent and omnipresent! Praise!! He can do anything He wants!

Indeed HE can!

[christain-goth]

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Yes, so convincing utterly convincing. Just food and drinks that appear to have an image of Jesus on them. That doesn't prove anything.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Yes, so convincing utterly convincing. Just food and drinks that appear to have an image of Jesus on them. That doesn't prove anything.

Especially since no one knows what Jesus actualy looked like, or een if he really existed. There is reason to believe that he was a composite character cobbled together from the myths of several different religions.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Yes, so convincing utterly convincing. Just food and drinks that appear to have an image of Jesus on them. That doesn't prove anything.

Especially since no one knows what Jesus actualy looked like, or een if he really existed. There is reason to believe that he was a composite character cobbled together from the myths of several different religions.

Why would God imprint his face onto food.Additionally,all of the faces aren't really discernible.

You God mockers sicken me! Cap'n Asshat makes the only decent post he's ever made and you all make fun of him. And Jesus too!

The Lord takes time out of his busy day to appear to various people and you doubt him? There is no hope for any of you!

[Magikarp]

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Brothers and Cisterns in Christ! More proof that God is real!

Here are some pictures of Jesus appearin' on various food-stuffs! Glory and taste-licious!

Ma presonal fave! Jesus appreain' on a grilled cheese sandwich! Yum! Jesus is cool enuff .. but Jesus AND grilled cheese??? What a combination!

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Jesus apperrin on on a Sopapilla!!! Wow! The guy that took this piccy actually covered him in honey an ate him! Praize 'sweet' Jesus!



Wow! Jesus appears on a bottle of cider! Glory ta God! See, ya all say that apples ar evil ... but how can they be evil if Jesus apperarin on Cider bottles???! I always had the Big J down as a wine-drinker... there's a surpiize!



An hows about this - Jesus even appered on a steak! Yum! Am gettin hungry now!!!



If all that not proof God exists, a don't kno what is????!!!

Anywayz, dinner beconz ....mmmmm... i wonder if Jesus will appear on my tacos???

An remember, vote for Captain Asshat to be True ChristerTM! Praize!

Jesus's face isn't the only one that has had that happen. Also, if you want to get in good with the TC's, you shouldn't really talk about eating Jesus or calling them christers. Just my two cents.

And Mr.Portway, you might want to work on your post count there.

[SUV]

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Ma presonal fave! Jesus appreain' on a grilled cheese sandwich! Yum! Jesus is cool enuff .. but Jesus AND grilled cheese??? What a combination!

Sweet Cheeses, Brother! I am liking your style more and more.

If the Great Gettin' Up Morning ever comes that you become an Official True Christian, might you consider changing your Name to "Captain Crown O' Thorns?"

[VictoryOS]

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Especially since no one knows what Jesus actualy looked like, or een if he really existed.

Here's an example of what Jesus looked like. Now would you like to continue to dig your hole of shamelessness or would you like to quit babbling?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Here's an example of what Jesus looked like. Now would you like to continue to dig your hole of shamelessness or would you like to quit babbling?

That's what one artist thinks he might have looked like. Chances are, though, he would not have been fair-skinned and blond.
No one knows for sure exactly what he looked like. Cameras hadn't been invented yet, and if anyone ever painted his portait, the canvas has never been found.

[christain-goth]

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The Lord takes time out of his busy day to appear to various people and you doubt him? There is no hope for any of you!

So if a piece of bread had an image of Homer Simpson would it mean that he's real?

Obviously not, so that's why it doesn't prove the existance of Jesus.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Learn to spell "Christian" you pile of monkey poo! Then we can work on words like 'existence".

[christain-goth]

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**Stupidness**

Can't come back with a real comeback can ya?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Can't come back with a real comeback can ya?

We are showing it as MORE proof that God is real, it is not the only proof.

And no, anything with Homer Simpson on it should be considered proof that Satan is real. And in the long run it is all just more proof of God's existence. Satan is working hard on you goth!

And you best not make fun of God's followers! Do you think Jesus enjoys your rudeness?