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  • Ebenezer Wright
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 1021
    #1

    Jesus Or Atheist Conspiracy??

    Brothers and Sisters in Christ,

    I come to you today with a serious question that has been plaguing my mind for a little while now.

    News articles all over the world have been showing these "Jesus Spottings". With the most recent one being Jesus found on a moth! AKA "Jesus Moth".



    I am concerned as to these spottings, are they gifts from God to show His existence in this world? Or is this Atheist propaganda intended to hurt the cause and make believers look foolish?

    More proof of these spottings:

    Jesus Shrimp Tail



    And here is Jesus watching a baby in womans stomach. Hmm, I don't know about this!

    Jesus Ultrasound



    Jesus Mold



    And amazingly enough, I was even able to spot Jesus in this old time photograph.
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    Friends, This is just the tip of the iceberg, these recorded spottings of Jesus are all over the internet.

    The only problem is I am not sure wether I should be shouting PRAISE as loud as I can, or shaking my head in disgust at foolish Atheist attempts to belittle us!

    What does the DOF have to say about this? And any True Christian™ help is appreciated!

    Thank you,

    EW
    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22929
      #2
      Re: Jesus Or Atheist Conspiracy??

      James Jordan with the Emmanuel Baptist Church gives commentary in the film, and he’s about right – a point of interest that shows God’s Power and Beauty but no more than that.

      The catlix would make a big thing of it – a moth like that would probably be worth over $5000 to a poverty struck Messicant with 12 kids – he’d rather put himself in hock for 20 years than forego the chance to own it. Put it on display and you’d have them queuing up for miles to worship it.

      As with the other photos – I don’t think catlix are bothered what the image is made of; whatever it they start worshipping it.

      Nephew Zebulun sold this one for $150 to a catlick school.
      Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 03-26-2010, 05:18 PM.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Ann the jewess
          A "Mostly Straight" Gal
          • Aug 2008
          • 117
          #3
          Re: Jesus Or Atheist Conspiracy??

          It's funny. You find some random piece of junk, say you saw an image of Jesus on it and you can make piles of cash selling it on ebay. PT Barnum was right; There's a sucker born every minute.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22929
              #4
              Re: Jesus Or Atheist Conspiracy??

              Originally posted by Rev Anne View Post
              It's funny. You find some random piece of junk, say you saw an image of Jesus on it and you can make piles of cash selling it on ebay. PT Barnum was right; There's a sucker born every minute.
              ...and every one of them a catlick.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus Or Atheist Conspiracy??

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  ...and every one of them a catlick.
                  The alterboys are meant to be particularly well-trained in that area.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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