[Jean Poole]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

Hindsight's a bitch ain't it, Vahyr?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

Hindsight's a bitch ain't it, Vahyr?

All that proves is that he is a colossal butt kisser.

He is not and never will be a True Christian© at this rate. He spits in the face of Jesus along with your entire online congregation (Supporting a women in a position of power over men). If you think a few words underneath a name mean anything you are just as DELUSIONAL as your homosexual friend Sayved.

But as a mere women I don't expect you to have the intellectual capacity to comprehend the differences between words and action. One must have Jesus in their hearts. Your titles are merely lip service and you know it.

Mark 7: 6-9[/b]] He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me. Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctines the commandments of men. For laying aside the commandment of God, ye hold the tradition of men, as the washing of pots and cups: and many other such like things ye do. And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition.

The will of the GOP is NOT necessarily the will of GOD!!!! HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT PALIN FOR VP!!!

Don't make me school you on the Bible and prove how much more of a True Christian© I am than you are, wench.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

Boy,

Medical science has made great strides in treating your brain chemistry imbalance. Medications such as Risperdal®, Zyprexa®, Seroquel®, or Serdolect® can be quite helpful with your condition. Based on your own description of your personal history, that bored us all, you certainly grew up under Title 19 coverage. Although you are 18 now you might still be able to BS your way into the system. If not the Jim Ellefson Clinic on the east side at 33rd and Washington may be able to help you out.

We are all praying for you here at Landover and hope that you are able to find the help that you so desperately need.

YIC,
Sayved

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

I appreciate your concern Brother. I don't look at my Rottweilers as pets per se. They are more like disposal units that roam my estate and consume transients, nigra, etc.

I think this could be entertaining for us both, I have 6 dogs so it would be fun. I can always get new dogs and you can always make more little Inuits.

We can sell tickets and profit from it !

YIC,
Sayved

Indeed, you are correct. It would be a contest worthy of admission - were it a fair one. However, Inuit do not enter into fair fights with animals, they're aren't stupid. Ignorant in almost everything, yes, but not contests with animals. Since my little army has some very young members I do believe my wife would roll her carcass off the couch and join the fight as general of the little army. So 8 against 6 would likely be a standoff from the animals point of view - an attempt to attack in force would be met with some uncomfortable holes in them from the spears that used to hold up your drapes. Detente. But not really so. Wolves are pack animals, Rotts not. They would go down one by one later. Inuit ARE pack animals, with a long memory and insatiable hunger for raw meat.

I sleep with my door locked, btw.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

Wouldn't it be far more tidy to simply keep them in concrete-floored, chain link kennels, sliding their dry kibble through a slot under the door, and hosing them down every few days? Maybe you could let them out for a run a couple of times a day, on a chain?

Surely kennels would be far more comfortable than those igloos they're used to.

Well, that's the thing. I took them out of the north a year ago to the land without igloos. So they're already familiar with the kennel I've built for them here. Had to after every dog and cat in a half mile radius disappeared. So I'm hoping a bit of freedom in Freehold, and exposure to True Christians will exorcise the Eskimo out of them. At least a bit.

Y'all don't have too many pets do you?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

One problem: You don't live in Freehold.

Idiot!

I like that you signed your post.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

Boy,

Medical science has made great strides in treating your brain chemistry imbalance. Medications such as Risperdal®, Zyprexa®, Seroquel®, or Serdolect® can be quite helpful with your condition. Based on your own description of your personal history, that bored us all, you certainly grew up under Title 19 coverage. Although you are 18 now you might still be able to BS your way into the system. If not the Jim Ellefson Clinic on the east side at 33rd and Washington may be able to help you out.

We are all praying for you here at Landover and hope that you are able to find the help that you so desperately need.

YIC,
Sayved

Are you willing to throw yourself to the wolves in the place of Mrs. Jean Poole. Oh, wait - you can't because you don't live here. I'll just take a trip over to the Poole residence and rebuke her personally. When ever you actually move to Freehold, or Iowa for that matter, you too will be able to meet the fine True Christians of this forum face to face.

And, yes, you're able to search the internet for locations in Des Moines. I get it. You're not much for subtlety.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

I like that you signed your post.

Given your inability to grasp basic sentence structure, punctuation and syntax I won't even bother to correct your erroneous conclusions due to the fact that you will never comprehend the irony of your own statement.

[Jean Poole]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

Are you willing to throw yourself to the wolves in the place of Mrs. Jean Poole. Oh, wait - you can't because you don't live here. I'll just take a trip over to the Poole residence and rebuke her personally. When ever you actually move to Freehold, or Iowa for that matter, you too will be able to meet the fine True Christians of this forum face to face.

And, yes, you're able to search the internet for locations in Des Moines. I get it. You're not much for subtlety.

Oh, you will, will you? I have alerted the DoF to your plans, and if you step into Freehold, you shall be incarcerated. The man at the DoF I spoke to assured me that you are NOT a TC. With a name like "Vayhr", some kind of World of Warcraft reference probably, how could you be?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

Oh, you will, will you? I have alerted the DoF to your plans, and if you step into Freehold, you shall be incarcerated. The man at the DoF I spoke to assured me that you are NOT a TC. With a name like "Vayhr", some kind of World of Warcraft reference probably, how could you be?

Gah! YOU IDIOT WOMAN!!!(Yes, I know it's an oxymormon)

I LIVE IN FREEHOLD, YOU TWAT!!! I HAVE A PART TIME JOB AT THE AIRPORT AND ATTEND LBU!!!

DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, WENCH!?!?!

OR ARE YOU SCARED!!!!!

Make sure you get your husband's permission first, Airhead.

[Nobar King]

Re: Advice from Landoverians

I'm sorry if I missed something. Is Dr. Vahyr offering advice tonight? If so, could you please let us know your specialty, so we can ask better questions?