[Mr. Jingles]

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How do I tastefully request the colored policeman the local department hired NOT be sent out on calls to my property?

I don't want to seem like a racist because I'm not, but this fella has a cornrow haircut so I think he might be selling drugs. I don't want him doing that mess over on my property or across from it for that matter. Occasionally I am forced to call the police on a complaining daybean or on somebody I catch trespassing and I don't want this buck on my land. What would the neighbors think if they saw him leaving my driveway?

I have a colored policeman in my neighborhood, too. I think it frightens the neighbors to see him carrying a gun.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother Remy, thank you for clearing up those difficult issues. I am currently liaising with a Godly building contractor to dig a moat around my home (a man's home is indeed his castle).

You're going to construct a moat around your home? Where exactly do you live where that would even be allowed? You do understand that it would have to be not only deep, but be wide enough so that they can't charge toward it dribbling a basketball and use thir slam dunking skills to leap right over it.

I take it you own your own land? Have you tithed to God's Favorite Church, Landover Baptist Church, lately? The PayPal button is at the bottom of the page. Thanks.

I asked about the anti-Negro groups from a purely non-racist point of view. I, like you, enjoy the occasional coon hunt (especially when they trespass on my land, spouting all sorts of nonsense like "I'm just the mailman")

Raccoons do not speak. I'm sorry, sir, but that just seems alittle bit racist to me. Clearly, you are not referring to raccoons.

and was simply looking to meet like-minded fellows. I used the term anti-Negro only because that is often how the liebrals refer to our social clubs.

And clubs would that be? Could you name some of them, please?

As it happens, I was home-schooled, as all Godly children should be, but did indeed get my fair share of gold stars.

Clearly.

I agree with you that the doors of our church should remain open to all the gollywogs, towelheads and wah-wah Indians of the world, if they are willing to reform. You are a prime example of the "sheep which was lost" of Luke 15:6, and I pray that these others, born into sin, will repent.

What church are you currently attending?

[Robbie]

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I'm receiving an all-round verbal beating here from an ex-negro. I'm going to run away and study my Bible for a bit before returning to Remy's Lair. And brush up on some less "racist" view points.

[Remy Lebeau]

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How do I tastefully request the colored policeman the local department hired NOT be sent out on calls to my property?

I don't want to seem like a racist because I'm not, but this fella has a cornrow haircut so I think he might be selling drugs. I don't want him doing that mess over on my property or across from it for that matter. Occasionally I am forced to call the police on a complaining daybean or on somebody I catch trespassing and I don't want this buck on my land. What would the neighbors think if they saw him leaving my driveway?

Brother, in this day and age you'd likely be arrested just for hinting at the fact that you didn't want that boy to break in your homes and rape your wife and children.

Plant some watermelon in a patch of your land. Set up a camera and eventually you'll catch that darkie red handed. Make sure it has night vision because that shine will no doubt appear to be some kind of spooky phantom police uniform without a body.

[tLakota]

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Mr. Lebeau, how do you explain the anti-stereotypical behavior of people like myself and Joshua? Is our lack of stereotypical behavior a consequence of being saved, or are we sensible before the race fact, and therefore more open to being saved?

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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Mr. Lebeau, how do you explain the anti-stereotypical behavior of people like myself and Joshua? Is our lack of stereotypical behavior a consequence of being saved, or are we sensible before the race fact, and therefore more open to being saved?

Are you a nigress, Ms tLakota? (or ex-nigress, since you're a True Christian™?)

[tLakota]

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Are you a nigress, Ms tLakota? (or ex-nigress, since you're a True Christian™?)

To be honest, I'm not sure. I haven't attended the academy, but I like to think I don't need it. The whole issue confuses me, to be honest. Are you ex-negro when you fail to display negative stereotypical behavior? Or is it something else? Hence the question I'm asking Mr. Lebeau.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Are you a nigress, Ms tLakota? (or ex-nigress, since you're a True Christian™?)

She is not an officially church certified ex-nigress. In order to accomplish that feat she would be required to meet with a pastor in person and pass the written and multiple choice tests. But she has been filed under the Ex-Nigra Interim Group Girl's Education Reform System(eNIGGERS).

To be honest, I'm not sure. I haven't attended the academy, but I like to think I don't need it. The whole issue confuses me, to be honest. Are you ex-negro when you fail to display negative stereotypical behavior? Or is it something else? Hence the question I'm asking Mr. Lebeau.

We don't deal in stereotypes here, dear. We deal only with proven observable facts. You are in interim status just like Joshua before he took his tests and passed his interview with flying colors. It is true that some nigra need less help than others, but all need some help. He had alot less Hellfire in his blood than most nigra, hence his light skin which wasn't as internally cooked as some others.

[Marshall]

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Whats the deal with rap music?
It's not really music obviously, more like a beat that repeats. The rapper guy isn't actually singing either, more like repeating a few phrases like "know what I'm sayin" and "yeah boy" over and over with dirty words between.

So why do coloreds like it so much?
Why can't they listen to Perry Como like normal people?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Whats the deal with rap music?
It's not really music obviously, more like a beat that repeats. The rapper guy isn't actually singing either, more like repeating a few phrases like "know what I'm sayin" and "yeah boy" over and over with dirty words between.

So why do coloreds like it so much?
Why can't they listen to Perry Como like normal people?

Normal people like ourselves have made several attempts to teach the nigra the art of singing, but in the end they simply lack the creativity and intellect for poetry. Real music is a form of poetry, but it goes over the heads of the nigra who, if left in Africa, would still be negroidials who never even developed a written language.

Most crap "music" starts as a jungle beat. This beat originates on a set of old African skin drums. Then the joos take it and translate it into a symphony of various modern instruments. The nigra are then encouraged to "spit rhymes". In the end they come out with the same material: Da club, da big booties, da expansuv cars, the platnumb grills, da club again, etc. The joos, being foul mouthed bastards with a love for feces based humor, fill in all the gaps. Then the go to the sound studio and that's how a crap sound is made.

Nigra like it because it's simplistic. It's really just beats. The attempts at vocals are just random gibberish.

Here is a sample of crap lyrics with commentary in blue:

Youuuuuu! (Jungle ooohing and ahhhhhing)
Soulja boy tell em
Hey I got a new dance for ya'll called the soulja boy.
You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right.
Ohhhhhhhh you! ( more jungle ooohing and ahhhhhing)
[ Chorus: x2 ]
Soulja boy up in this hoe! (is it a dance or a sex act?)
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that soulja boy
Then superman that hoe!
Now watch me yuuuu!
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuu!
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuu!
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuu!
(crank that soulja boy) (repetitious nonsense)

[ Verse 1 ]
Soulja boy up in this hoe!
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Superman that hoe!
Then watch me crank that Robocop (What does robocop or superman have to do with any of this?)
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haters man (Now he's a horse jockey? WHAT???)
When I do that soulja boy
I lean to the left and
crank that thing
(now yuuuu!) (Even more jungle ooohing and ahhhhhing)
You catch me at your local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haters gettin mad cause
I got me some bathing apes ("I got me some bathing apes"? Parden my leet, but WTF?)

[ Chorus x2 ]

[ Verse 2: ]
I'm bouncing on my toe
Watch me super soak that hoe!
I'ma pass it to Arab (I guess he's not a horse, but camel jockey now?)
Then he gonna crank
it up for sure
Haters wanna be me
Soulja boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubberband man (man) (What? Who?)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryin' to
do it like me
Man that dance was ugly (Now he insults hypothetic dancers)

[ Chorus x2 ]

[ Hook ]
I'm to fresh up in this hoe!
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt (Leave our presidents out of this, boy!!)
And super soak that hoe!
Super soak that hoe! [ x4 ] (I think I know what he is saying.. 1.) gross 2.) this is not about dancing 3.) typical "muh dik" nigra mentality)

Aim to fresh up in this hoe!
Watch me shuffle (do it)
Watch me jig (do it) (shuckin'n'jivin at it's worst)
Watch me crank my shoulder work(do it)
And superman (do it)
Superman (do it) [ x5 ] (At least batman was spared)

[ Chorus ]

Pure and utter nonsense. It's offensive to genuine human beings. An entire song about raping a white woman and cranking her around on his over-sized jungle tallywhacker like a pig roasting on a stick!!! Disgusting!

[Captain Daniel Gregg]

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Dearest brother Remy
I don't know if this has been covered before, so if it has , please forgive me.
My question is this.
Barack Hussein Obama is a very 'latte' kind of nigra - a full fledged 'silverback' he is definitely not, so is he correctly referrred to as mulatto, high yellow, quadroon, octoroon,maroon, half-caste, half-breed, coloured, zambo, mambo, moreno, cafe au lait, marble cake, swiss roll, zebra, redbone, Cape Colored, Eurasian, cattalo, citrange,cross,crossbreed,griffe, half blood, half-bred, hinny, hybrid, ladino, liger, mestee, mestiza, mestizo, metis,metisse, mixblood, mixed-blood, mongrel, mule, mustee,plumcot, quintroon, tangelo, tigon, zebrass,zebrule or terzoron?
Its very confusing , given the need to distinguish accurately these racial features - I did come across a french 'chart' of sorts that describes the various mix ratios, although many of the names are alien to me unlike the commonly used ones i have listed above - see below
Blanc100% European (128 parts European ancestry)Négre100% African (128 parts African ancestry)Mulâtre64 parts European and 64 parts AfricanSacatra8 to 32 parts EuropeanGriffe24 to 39 parts EuropeanMarabou40 to 48 parts EuropeanQuateron71 to 100 parts EuropeanMétif101 to 112 parts EuropeanMamelouc113 to 120 parts EuropeanQuateronné 121 to 124 parts EuropeanSang-mêlé125 to 127 parts European
So - where does Barak hussein Obamination fit into this ?

[Remy Lebeau]

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Dearest brother Remy
I don't know if this has been covered before, so if it has , please forgive me.
My question is this.
Barack Hussein Obama is a very 'latte' kind of nigra - a full fledged 'silverback' he is definitely not, so is he correctly referrred to as mulatto, high yellow, quadroon, octoroon,maroon, half-caste, half-breed, coloured, zambo, mambo, moreno, cafe au lait, marble cake, swiss roll, zebra, redbone, Cape Colored, Eurasian, cattalo, citrange,cross,crossbreed,griffe, half blood, half-bred, hinny, hybrid, ladino, liger, mestee, mestiza, mestizo, metis,metisse, mixblood, mixed-blood, mongrel, mule, mustee,plumcot, quintroon, tangelo, tigon, zebrass,zebrule or terzoron?
Its very confusing , given the need to distinguish accurately these racial features - I did come across a french 'chart' of sorts that describes the various mix ratios, although many of the names are alien to me unlike the commonly used ones i have listed above - see below
Blanc100% European (128 parts European ancestry)Négre100% African (128 parts African ancestry)Mulâtre64 parts European and 64 parts AfricanSacatra8 to 32 parts EuropeanGriffe24 to 39 parts EuropeanMarabou40 to 48 parts EuropeanQuateron71 to 100 parts EuropeanMétif101 to 112 parts EuropeanMamelouc113 to 120 parts EuropeanQuateronné 121 to 124 parts EuropeanSang-mêlé125 to 127 parts European
So - where does Barak hussein Obamination fit into this ?

Supposedly that daddy of his was part sand jig so Obama ibn Laden would be a mulatto. Although not strictly a 50/50 hybrid. He is 25% sand coon and 25%jungle bunny. Or so I've heard. Maybe an "Euraragroid"? So he has the intellect of a white, the agility and savagery of a congoid, and the commitment to his cause(global islamazation) of an sand nig. That's a dangerous combo and he's gunning for the top seat in the world.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Brother Remy,

My question is simple and is probably an FAQ.

Why do nigras eat so much watermelon?

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

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I also have a question, Brother Remy, is it true that all nigras have humongous tallywackers???

[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother Remy,

My question is simple and is probably an FAQ.

Why do nigras eat so much watermelon?

I... I don't know. Watermelon, or "watta-melon" as the nigra call it, has never held any power over me. I prefer the citrus fruits. Perhaps the dripping red meat reminds them of human flesh. It's in their instincts, you know? Cannibalism, that is. Have you seen how they devour one of those things. It's as if they're expecting the darn thing to run away. One theory is that the contrast between the outer and inner fruit reminds them of their sows' naughty bits. Disgusting!!!

What I do know is that they have always had a perverse fascination for the gourds. Have you seen their ding dong gourds? They actually run around sodomizing a poor defenseless gourd

I also have a question, Brother Remy, is it true that all nigras have humongous tallywackers???

Yes, it is the punishment that Canaan's seed has to bear. Jesus cursed the descendants of Canaan with large ding dongs to discourage them from ever wanting to look at a godly white man's tallywhacker ever again. The Joos also were cursed with over-sized tallywhackers after they killed our Lord as a warning. Ever notice how the joo women have those big behinds? One more mistake and the Lord might turn them into fool blown negroidials.