[Marshall]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Would it be okay for me to greet a colored fella with some sort of negro greeting? Being a white man by the Grace of God, I have no idea what to say when in the presence of a black person. Typically I just yell for them to "Drop that pie!" or "Give me back my TV!" or something. But what if they are not engaged in a crime at the moment I meet them?

What does a white person say when they meet a colored person Remy?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Would it be okay for me to greet a colored fella with some sort of negro greeting? Being a white man by the Grace of God, I have no idea what to say when in the presence of a black person. Typically I just yell for them to "Drop that pie!" or "Give me back my TV!" or something. But what if they are not engaged in a crime at the moment I meet them?

What does a white person say when they meet a colored person Remy?

Hmmmm? It's been awhile...

"sup" *This can be a passing greeting or start a conversation(can also be mistaken for a request to buy drugs)*

"Yo, wats up ma nigga" *You're going to have the feel your way through the ackward hand shake rituals*

"Eh, dat bitch iz fine, yo!! I'd hit dat!!" *start conversing about female rear ends*

"Yo, yo OJ was framed, yo" *try to discuse OJ's "innocence" without laughing*

But it's not just about talking it's what you do after the greeting and the preparation leading up the the greeting. Another thing I've witnesses white men do is talk about how they like Dr. Dre and Will Smith's "Summer Time" single especially seeing that summer is coming up. Wear your cap backwards...um? Don't wear a belt and let your pants sag...um? Wear lots of gaudy jewelry... and, um? Hmmmm? Oh!! Oh!! And wear a jersey and some of those long shorts that extend nearly to the ankles...

Talk about basketball. The only things nigra really every talk about is sex and sports. If you go the sex route, which is ill advised, you'll be struggling to keep your lunch down as the image of naked picaninnies will fill your mind...

Be loud and obnoxious so that you fit in. Nigras can't help but let everyone in a 20 feet radius hear every last bit of their conversations. They have no sense of privacy when it comes to conversations nor do they respect the sensibilities of others. So be as loud and obnoxious as possible so that you annoy as many decent normal folk as possible. Continue hoot'n and holler'n into the late hours of the night in spite of the fact that non-welfare recieving folks are actually trying to sleep because they have to go to work for a living in the morning. They'll detect it if you show the slightest sign of respecting other people around you by keeping the racket down and turn on you in an instance.

I wouldn't recommend associating with wild bucks. They'll probably just befriend you in hopes that you'll introduce them to some of your white female friends. Then you'll be an accomplice to rape.

That's all I got...

[JennyD]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Would it be okay for me to greet a colored fella with some sort of negro greeting? Being a white man by the Grace of God, I have no idea what to say when in the presence of a black person. Typically I just yell for them to "Drop that pie!" or "Give me back my TV!" or something. But what if they are not engaged in a crime at the moment I meet them?

Why Brother Marshall, I had no idea you were such a comedian! After all, how often are introducing yourself to a SLEEPING or INCARCERATED buck Negro?

[Ali al-Rashid]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

My mother is a black African and my father is Arab. Which should I be classified as?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

My mother is a black African and my father is Arab. Which should I be classified as?

Unsaved trash.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Dearest Brother Remy.
My latest fiance breeds award winning rottweilers and has a racing greyhound. She also has a number of horses with verifiable bloodlines. These beautiful pedigreed animals are the result of hundreds of years of selective breeding.
My questions are these.

1. Do you think we could encourage a selective breeding programme for black people that would breed out the undesirable characteristics of the common raping thieving negroid, in the same way that labradors are bred for loyalty and companionship?
2. Could it be possible that we, as creationists and 'they' as evilutionists are BOTH RIGHT? - What I mean is this. As God created man in his own image, surely he could not have created the Godless chink or heathen jigaboo in his own image also? Therefore, I wonder - as the white man is created by God, then must coloureds be evolved from the ape? The physiology is far too similar to be some sort of fluke.
3. Are Evilutionists half right?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

Dearest Brother Remy.
My latest fiance breeds award winning rottweilers and has a racing greyhound. She also has a number of horses with verifiable bloodlines. These beautiful pedigreed animals are the result of hundreds of years of selective breeding.
My questions are these.

1. Do you think we could encourage a selective breeding programme for black people that would breed out the undesirable characteristics of the common raping thieving negroid, in the same way that labradors are bred for loyalty and companionship?
2. Could it be possible that we, as creationists and 'they' as evilutionists are BOTH RIGHT? - What I mean is this. As God created man in his own image, surely he could not have created the Godless chink or heathen jigaboo in his own image also? Therefore, I wonder - as the white man is created by God, then must coloureds be evolved from the ape? The physiology is far too similar to be some sort of fluke.
3. Are Evilutionists half right?

Genesis 30

[37] And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
[38] And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
[39] And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
[40] And Jacob did separate the lambs, and set the faces of the flocks toward the ringstraked, and all the brown in the flock of Laban; and he put his own flocks by themselves, and put them not unto Laban's cattle.
[41] And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle did conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the eyes of the cattle in the gutters, that they might conceive among the rods.

Yes, you could theoretically selectively breed nigra ("black" is such an offensive term) so that the vile traits are removed using rods from hazel and chestnut trees. But would we, as True Christians, want to do such a thing?

No. The Lord cursed the seed of Canaan for a reason and who are we to question or try and change the ways of the Lord. What excuse atheist have to keep nigra in their inferior state is obviously racist. They want to keep all of God's gifts for themselves.

This brings me to another question you brought up. No, jigaboos and chinks did not evolve. Evolution is 100% false. Originally, all men were white. Subsequent godly curses, rise of Satan worship his efforts to mutate humans, bestiality, miscegenation, etc. have brought forth many different mongrel variants of God's original perfect man, the white man.

[Chezund Rice]

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This brings me to another question you brought up. No, jigaboos and chinks did not evolve. Evolution is 100% false. Originally, all men were white. Subsequent godly curses, rise of Satan worship his efforts to mutate humans, bestiality, miscegenation, etc. have brought forth many different mongrel variants of God's original perfect man, the white man.

Thanx Remy! That answers my questions to that old Buddhism story:
"A Buddhist walks up to a hot-dog vendor and says - Make me one with everything."

[Mr. Jingles]

Do colored people go to Heaven?

I was wondering about that, given their penchant for drinking malt liquor & voting democrat.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Why do coloreds steal pies ?

Brother Remy,

This question vexes me. Please answer it in light of the socioeconomic pressures that nigras are subjected to.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Why do coloreds steal pies ?

Brother Remy,

This question vexes me. Please answer it in light of the socioeconomic pressures that nigras are subjected to.

What socioeconomic pressures? The pressure of not being in a starving, AIDS infested, baby rapping, machete chopping, collapsing infrastructure, post-white rule negroid African "nation"? The nigra's have it better in white european countries then they could ever hope to have it anywhere else on earth. If they don't like it they should go back to the Dark Continent.

Why do nigra steal pies? It's a tradition they picked up during their Golden Age, which was the institution of Godly Slavery. It marks the first signs of uppitiness when certain trouble making shines decided that discarded pig intestines and wet flour mush wasn't good enough anymore. It's just their way of "sticking it to the man." Negroidials have a natural disposition toward sin so pilfering pies was an inevitable eventuality.

[Robbie]

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Brother Remy (I use "brother" in the Christian sense, not the "ghetto" sense), I have a few questions regarding these negroes, or "dirty people" as I believe they like to be called.

1) Will listening to negro music make me a coal-blackened sinner?

2) Can I adjust my TV set to filter out negronites?

3) Are negroids related to steroids? I hear that they all use drugs, so it seems possible.

4) How can I find my local anti-negro action group?

5) And finally, are there any devices on the market to keep the thieving nigulators off my property without my having to employ a night-watchman (who has trouble seeing them in the dark anyway)? I was thinking something along the lines of those ultra-sonic bleepers used to keep cats away, if possible.

My thanks to you in advance.

[Remy Lebeau]

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Brother Remy (I use "brother" in the Christian sense, not the "ghetto" sense), I have a few questions regarding these negroes, or "dirty people" as I believe they like to be called.

1) Will listening to negro music make me a coal-blackened sinner?

Why would anyone listen to crap "muzik" unless they were already sinful heathens?

2) Can I adjust my TV set to filter out negronites?

Sadly, no. That would require a change in casting policies that would never pass in this lieberal sissy pants society.

3) Are negroids related to steroids? I hear that they all use drugs, so it seems possible.

Are you special, son? When you were in school did you get a gold star no matter what you did?

4) How can I find my local anti-negro action group?

"Anti-negro action group"? That sounds kinda racist, boy, and we don't take kindly to racism here in Freehold. Chinks, nigra, spics, sand coons, dot heads, and all other dirty peoples are welcome to seek the graces of our Lord and Savior.

5) And finally, are there any devices on the market to keep the thieving nigulators off my property without my having to employ a night-watchman (who has trouble seeing them in the dark anyway)? I was thinking something along the lines of those ultra-sonic bleepers used to keep cats away, if possible.

My thanks to you in advance.

A moat. Nigra hate water, but they will suffer it if there are crack rocks at the bottom.

Dogs. Our canine friends love the taste of nigra. That's why they like their butts so much.

Ghosts and ghouls. Nigra are a very superstitious bunch and boy are they afraid of ghosts. I went out on a coon hunt with Brother Elmer and the Coon Hunters for Christ. Well, we saw this nigra hitch hiker along side the road so we took some white table cloths, poked eye holes in them, and then presented ourselves to the nigra. That shine must have been a Kenyan because he ran like he'd seen the devil himself.

[Robbie]

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Brother Remy, thank you for clearing up those difficult issues. I am currently liaising with a Godly building contractor to dig a moat around my home (a man's home is indeed his castle). I asked about the anti-Negro groups from a purely non-racist point of view. I, like you, enjoy the occasional coon hunt (especially when they trespass on my land, spouting all sorts of nonsense like "I'm just the mailman") and was simply looking to meet like-minded fellows. I used the term anti-Negro only because that is often how the liebrals refer to our social clubs.

As it happens, I was home-schooled, as all Godly children should be, but did indeed get my fair share of gold stars.

Brother Elmer and the Coon Hunters sounds like a good band name. Have you ever considered starting a psalms (no blasphemous "Christian rock") singing group under that moniker?

I agree with you that the doors of our church should remain open to all the gollywogs, towelheads and wah-wah Indians of the world, if they are willing to reform. You are a prime example of the "sheep which was lost" of Luke 15:6, and I pray that these others, born into sin, will repent.

[Marshall]

Re: Ask an Ex-Negro

How do I tastefully request the colored policeman the local department hired NOT be sent out on calls to my property?

I don't want to seem like a racist because I'm not, but this fella has a cornrow haircut so I think he might be selling drugs. I don't want him doing that mess over on my property or across from it for that matter. Occasionally I am forced to call the police on a complaining daybean or on somebody I catch trespassing and I don't want this buck on my land. What would the neighbors think if they saw him leaving my driveway?