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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604
    #376
    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

    I agree Brother Jedediah and also Pastor Levi. She does look like a whore.

    These are the kinds of gals God likes to represent Him.

    Admittedly on hearing their album I thought they were deaf as well as blind...

    anyhoo..



    If only they could see for themselves the toe-tapping they induce.

    YIC,

    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • waywardJim
        Unsaved trash, tree-hugging atheist hippie scum
        • Jul 2010
        • 124
        #377
        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

        Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
        I suppose you think that divorcee fornicating trollop Amy Grant is a good Christian too.

        This Knapp harlot even looks like a goth!
        I personally think Amy Grant has a generic sound. There is noting distinctive about Amy's music and she seems to be stuck in the 80's. I go for more of the alternative Folk sound of newer artists. Jennifer's lyrics don't resonate with me because they are Christian driven but I do appreciate the perspective that she offers in an entertaining format that helps me to feel less alienated from this world which from what I understand is roughly 50% Christian.
        Fat people please stop eating so much. I'm getting tired of looking at you.

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339
            #378
            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

            Some nice imagery in this one

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            May my Sauce be with you!
            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
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              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339
                #379
                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                Some nice imagery in this one
                My apologies for that last one nor working you can watch it here
                Here is another nice anthem for you

                Posted via Pasta

                True Pastafarian™

                May my Sauce be with you!
                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                Loose Canon Fan Page
                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                I have been to The Volcano!

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                  • Naomi-Ruth
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 32
                    #380
                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                    OH! My goodness... That gave me a scare! What kind of Satanic sound is that?
                    I accidentally pressed the play button and my husband slapped me harder than he EVER has!

                    I've really done it now... I'm in big trouble for letting my cursor hover over Satan music from JewTube. I'll be lucky if I'm ever allowed on here again.

                    I need to go say some cleansing prayers. I hope I haven't given my husband's computer a virus that we'll both catch too...
                    Now you've done it, Jo Freddie! I'm worried sick!
                    Whosoever transgresseth , and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
                    2 John 1: 9-11

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339
                        #381
                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                        Originally posted by Naomi-Ruth View Post
                        OH! My goodness... That gave me a scare! What kind of Satanic sound is that?
                        I accidentally pressed the play button and my husband slapped me harder than he EVER has!

                        I've really done it now... I'm in big trouble for letting my cursor hover over Satan music from JewTube. I'll be lucky if I'm ever allowed on here again.

                        I need to go say some cleansing prayers. I hope I haven't given my husband's computer a virus that we'll both catch too...
                        Now you've done it, Jo Freddie! I'm worried sick!
                        I don't understand what the problem is Naomi, it is a jolly song about Pirates, and Pirates are God's Chosen ones. Many of today's problems are down to the lack of Pirates in the modern world (real Pirates who give candy to children)

                        The Book of Piraticus
                        13:7 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was "Arrrgh!"
                        13:8 Pirates are my chosen people and preachers should display my pirate lust.
                        The Sermon on the Mall
                        8 The Flying Spaghetti Monster‟s chosen people are pirates, and He made man in their image, but man has forsaken Him.
                        9 I see no shoulders with parrots perched on top, no eyes covered by eyepatches.
                        10 I see no hands replaced with hooks, no legs replaced with pegs.
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                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                          • Omgabutchlady
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 12
                            #382
                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ
                            This is the kinda christian music I'm into.
                            xD

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930
                                #383
                                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                Originally posted by Omgabutchlady View Post
                                http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ
                                This is the kinda christian music I'm into.
                                xD
                                What are you three years old?
                                That's for little kids.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                  • Jo Freddie
                                    Unsaved trash
                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                    • Apr 2009
                                    • 6339
                                    #384
                                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                    Originally posted by Omgabutchlady View Post
                                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ
                                    This is the kinda christian music I'm into.
                                    xD
                                    I prefer Joan Jett with the Blackhearts

                                    Posted via Pasta

                                    True Pastafarian™

                                    May my Sauce be with you!
                                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                                      • Mr fool
                                        Unsaved Trash, Pervert
                                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                                        • Aug 2010
                                        • 64
                                        #385
                                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                                        God created white man in His image, everyone knows that. The Lord has sparkling blue eyes, finely chiseled anglo features, blond lusterous hair and a neatly trimmed beard.

                                        Didn't jesus look like this? i don't know about the eyes but i am sure that i have never ever heard of a blond jesus.

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #386
                                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                            Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
                                            Didn't jesus look like this? i don't know about the eyes but i am sure that i have never ever heard of a blond jesus.

                                            That picture has been retouched.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • F. Nietzsche
                                                Unsaved trash, teenage wannabe nihilist
                                                • Apr 2008
                                                • 120
                                                #387
                                                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                My apologies for that last one nor working you can watch it here
                                                Here is another nice anthem for you

                                                A bit too harsh for me. This one is much more relaxing.



                                                This is good too.

                                                The world itself is the will to power - and nothing else! And you yourself are the will to power - and nothing else!

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #388
                                                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                                    This is Brother Williams (I thnk), singing his Holy Ghost-fired songs out in the woods.

                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Brother Snapper Grogan
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • May 2010
                                                        • 608
                                                        #389
                                                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        This is Brother Williams (I thnk), singing his Holy Ghost-fired songs out in the woods.

                                                        Thank you, Pastor Ezekial! Brother Williams is certainly filled with the Spirit! I love rockin' out and praising Jesus to his groovy sounds!

                                                        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post


                                                        If only they could see for themselves the toe-tapping they induce.

                                                        YIC,

                                                        Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
                                                        Praise Jesus, Sister Phebe! The Braillettes are one of my favorite bands, too! Just imagine - they're blind, yet through the grace of Jesus they can sing! If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is!
                                                        What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                                                          • Annie1
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            Forum Member
                                                            • Aug 2010
                                                            • 132
                                                            #390
                                                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                                            I really like Prussian Blue

                                                            Girls for God

                                                            Ephesians 5:22

                                                            Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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