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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22350
    #481
    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

    Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
    No, cause i live in Communist Europistan, and not Capitalist America
    Since when did that become an excuse!? Just take a piece of wood and swim to America. And stop blaming others for your own mistakes!

    Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996
        #482
        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

        Originally posted by I am a bum View Post
        So you say
        It's not okay to be gay
        Well I think you're just evil
        You're just some racist who
        can't tie my laces
        Your point of view is medieval
        Great, another retard who thinks "gay" is a race.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #483
            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

            God Bless our Military Chaplains!



            Well, the Christian ones, anyway.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Whip of Japheth
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jul 2009
                • 161
                #484
                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                Bach composed, mainly, Sacred Music. His "ocean" of cantatas are well-known but even the rare times when he wrote secular music you can see how God inspired his hand. Try the Brandenburg concertos for preparing yourselves for pray or even a walk in a nice river at the afternoon.

                I support these guys. The original instruments were more expensive than gold but it's profitable and i sell shows and TV rights as you can see in the up-right corner.

                Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
                Joshua 1:18

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708
                    #485
                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                    The Never Ending Song of Lve!




                    I'm pretty sure they are singing about JESUS - not the male lead singer singing to a 13 y/o girl.
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                      • Tomas de Molinos III
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2012
                        • 23
                        #486
                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        PRAISE! GLORY!!

                        I wanted to start a thread with our favorite True Christian™ music recommendations.
                        Greetings! I am mainly listing to good pure Christian Swedish musicians of late. Here are a few of my favorites:



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                        "Bless, Lord, his substance, and accept the work of his hands:
                        Smite through the loins of them that rise against Him....that they rise not again!"
                        ~ Deuteronomy 33:11

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29433
                            #487
                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                            Tomas, they are all hippies! None of them bathe and they all shot the pot.
                            Why The Tommy Ferm's are all wearing skin tight gaywise clothing and prominently displaying their genitalia!
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #488
                                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Why The Tommy Ferm's are all wearing skin tight gaywise clothing and prominently displaying their genitalia!
                                But...........I was just thinking how handsome Pastor Zeke would look in the gold suit.

                                He is much too white and GODLY to have an offensive bulge the way those men do. Satan probably put it in their minds to stuff their pants.
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                                  • Bjorn Jensen
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Apr 2012
                                    • 2355
                                    #489
                                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

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                                      • Bjorn Jensen
                                        True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Apr 2012
                                        • 2355
                                        #490
                                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                        God Bless the USA and all it's Christian soldiers

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                                          • John North
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Sep 2012
                                            • 414
                                            #491
                                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                            The Never Ending Song of Lve!
                                            Beautiful song indeed and I’m sure that they’re singing about Jesus. However, shouldn’t a song named Never Ending Song of Love be somewhat longer than 3 minutes?
                                            Stop whining
                                            (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                                            (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                                            (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                                            (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                                              • Professor Bessemer
                                                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                                                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                                                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                                                True Christian™
                                                • May 2009
                                                • 2952
                                                #492
                                                Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                                Every year, I take a week of vacation from Landover University to supervise the preholiday clean up of my estate. Yesterday, one of my houseboys, I believe it was young Wesseley, was clearing out a room in the east wing, and he found a crate of my old long play record albums! I took this as a message from The Lord and I gathered all of the boys together around the hi-fi in the music room.

                                                What a time we had! There is just something about good, wholesome Christian music that really gets the blood flowing! Time just flew by, and after a few hours of vigorous toe tapping and ministering, I set the boys back to the task at hand. Here are just a few of the wonderful LPs that the Lord inspired me to play for my houseboys!




















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                                                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                                                  • GreenINMC
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Under Investigation
                                                    • Oct 2012
                                                    • 1
                                                    #493
                                                    Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                                    Muse has some great songs.

                                                    Thoughts of a Dying Atheist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seNrC4_5Xxs

                                                    Unnatural Selection http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6jwxw9T3c

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                                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2011
                                                        • 23765
                                                        #494
                                                        Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

                                                        Originally posted by GreenINMC View Post
                                                        Muse has some great songs.

                                                        Thoughts of a Dying Atheist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seNrC4_5Xxs

                                                        Unnatural Selection http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6jwxw9T3c
                                                        Welcome to our friendly forums! Here we focus on praising the LORD Jesus Christ. Surely anyone who wishes to reject His Free Gift of Salvation and obsess over worldly music can find much to aid him on youtube. We have no desire to help unsaved people continue to damn themselves. We desire only to share the Good News. Why don't you share with us what Jesus has done in your life recently!

                                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                          • Bjorn Jensen
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Apr 2012
                                                            • 2355
                                                            #495
                                                            Re: Recommended True Christian™ Music

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