GUYS

[kill em]

So i came here for the "LOLOLOL" of browsing some christian extremeists to find this forum.. well, quite frank piffleING disgusting.

1) I really want to know why you think Atheists "worship" Satan, are you piffleED in the head or just born a natural pifflewit? Atheist means they don't believe in religion thus not worshipping ANYTHING.

2) I think you pifflewits need to get your head out of your ass, stop having a piffleING orgy in your basement you fags, and realize this ONE fact (if you can understand the concept, i'm sorry if I don't speak FAG) You say you don't believe in science, yet you're using a computer this very second responding to my post or viewing my post, which was originally INVENTED by scientists. Ironic?

3) I also want to know why you think Negro's (Black people) have a disease because their skin color is colored.

pifflein die you piffleing bastard christ.

DOWN WITH CHRIST!!!!!
DOWN WITH CHRIST!!!!!
DOWN WITH CHRIST!!!!!
DOWN WITH CHRIST!!!!!


RISE MY LORD SATAN
RISE MY LORD SATAN

Destroy these motha piffleing christ' extremeists. Make them burn in hell for all they have said about you.




Get the piffle out of this, go kill yourselves, less piffleING mormonS
breathing my air.




AHAHAH piffleing retards

Now this emoticon will tell you how to piffleInG blow youself up. Watch closely.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: GUYS

Welcome to Landover Baptist Church. I'm feeling the power of the Holy Spirit that brought you here tonight. Your tortured soul is waiting for the grace of Jesus.

You seem angry and disturbed; would you care to talk about it?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: GUYS

Oddly disconcerting ramblings SNIPPED

So, you disagree with some of our beliefs then?

[kill em]

Re: GUYS

I would love to talk about it, but one thing

Holy motha fooking BALL SACK you fooking replied fast

Now where was i? Ah yeah, just thinking you guys are christian extremeists.
You need to go outside and learn the modern ways, you dumb dip shit.

[Nobar King]

Re: GUYS

Your thread title indicated 'guys'. Are you a fag? This isn't some kind of homo pick up joint.

[Bob4God]

Re: GUYS

Atheists just don't worship satan, they worship lots of things: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17956

Why do you hate CHRIST so badly?

[kill em]

Re: GUYS

Your thread title indicated 'guys'. Are you a fag? This isn't some kind of homo pick up joint.

Um no, in the MODERN world "guys" is just meant to indicate i wanted peoples attention no matter the gender.

Please don't try to seduce me! If you got turned on by me saying "guys" please get the fook away.

So, you disagree with some of our beliefs then?

Sorry but i don't talk like you just quoted me, you fag.

Go suck a dick a get it up the ass.

[Bob4God]

Re: GUYS

Please do not use such harsh language on our Godly forums!

The LORD doesn't like it and neither do we!

[kill em]

Re: GUYS

Atheists just don't worship satan, they worship lots of things: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17956

Why do you hate CHRIST so badly?

Wow give me a god damn link that isn't on this shitty ass forum. Then i will believe it.

And i hate christ so bad because just look at what he's done to your soul. He has corrupted you all so much. (even though he is imaginary)

And back to Nobar look at your god damn sig "come sit on uncle nobars lap" go screw yourself.

Also like how most of you people WORSHIP George bush when he ruined this country. Ignorance to highest caliber.

[Bob4God]

Re: GUYS

Ignorance to highest caliber.

WRONG! The Bible says that ignorance is not having the presence of mind to know GOD is real despite not being able to see, hear, touch or smell Him.

It's called FAITH!

[Nobar King]

Re: GUYS

Um no, in the MODERN world "guys" is just meant to indicate i wanted peoples attention no matter the gender.

I think you have that backwards, you misogynist.

[kill em]

Re: GUYS

WRONG! The Bible says that ignorance is not having the presence of mind to know GOD is real despite not being able to see, hear, touch or smell Him.

It's called FAITH!

Faith in what? Faith in a imaginary guy floating in the air? Poofed himself up and poofed everything else up (space, earth, planets ect.

[Bob4God]

Re: GUYS

Faith in what? Faith in a imaginary guy floating in the air? Poofed himself up and poofed everything else up (space, earth, planets ect.

Of course! Where do you think we came from? Monkeys? How come humans aren't giving birth to little apes?? Your logic is so silly!

The Bible says that in the beginning, GOD created the Heavens and the Earth.

Bible = True.

[kill em]

Re: GUYS

Of course! Where do you think we came from? Monkeys? How come humans aren't giving birth to little apes?? Your logic is so silly!

The Bible says that in the beginning, GOD created the Heavens and the Earth.

Bible = True.

But who created this GOD you speak of?

Bible = Epic fail.

[Bob4God]

Re: GUYS

But who created this GOD you speak of?

Bible = Epic fail.

The Bible doesn't say where GOD came from, but it doesn't matter. Some things we may not know until we have a chance to ask GOD when HE returns.

And you will have to answer for your actions and opinions.