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  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #31
    Re: GUYS

    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
    My goodnes! I go away to have a little dinner and this thread is suddenly an R-rated movie! Maybe we should have a Pastor delete the whole thread. I'd hate for any of the Ladies of Landover to stumble across this filth!
    Too late. I am scarred for life.

    But I have learned something; it is wrong for women to sneak into this forum! I thought I might learn something extra from the secret wisdom of Men and Their ways, but I was a child playing with FIRE!

    I will have nightmares tonight.

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    • Bob4God
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      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #32
      Re: GUYS

      Oh dearest Cookie,

      I am sorry you had to witness such a horrible display. I would just as soon not see it myself, but as a True Christian Warrior, I am called by GOD to minister to even the filthiest sinners and dogs.
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      • Sister Rebecca
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 390

        #33
        Re: GUYS

        Originally posted by kill em View Post
        Wow give me a god damn link that isn't on this shitty ass forum. Then i will believe it.

        And i hate christ so bad because just look at what he's done to your soul. He has corrupted you all so much. (even though he is imaginary)

        And back to Nobar look at your god damn sig "come sit on uncle nobars lap" go screw yourself.

        Also like how most of you people WORSHIP George bush when he ruined this country. Ignorance to highest caliber.
        Sweetheart, you profess that you do not believe in God, yet you then turn around and say that He did stuff to our souls. I hear in your tone that you are really here looking for Salvation. Please, get on your knees and repent for your sins now. Accept the Baby Jesus into your heart and open up to Him! Let his love fill you with light! And of course hit the Paypal button to begin titheing God's Favorite Church immediately. The better the tithe the better your chances of getting into Heaven of course.
        Oh, and we love W. because he is a True Believer!!
        PRAISE!
        Jesus is watching you masturbate.

        Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

        numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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        • Mistress Cookie
          Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2008
          • 6790

          #34
          Re: GUYS

          Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
          Oh, and we love W. because he is a True Believer!! PRAISE!
          I'm with you, Sister!

          It's terrible how they hounded that Man out of office and never even gave him a fair chance

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567

            #35
            Re: GUYS

            Originally posted by kill em View Post
            ...
            1) I really want to know why you think Atheists "worship" Satan, are you piffleED in the head or just born a natural pifflewit? Atheist means they don't believe in religion thus not worshipping ANYTHING.

            ...

            pifflein die you piffleing bastard christ.

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            • Mr. Seth Cochran
              On Parole
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2008
              • 753

              #36
              Re: GUYS

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
              Asked, and answered.
              You sure showed him!

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              • Carrot Boniface
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Dec 2008
                • 6

                #37
                Re: GUYS

                You should be ashamed of yourself, and should be whipped for bringing such blasphemous language and thought into this sacred forum!

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