Christian Limericks

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Christian Limericks

12-12-2008, 09:44 PM

Lordy Day! I can hardly think of a better way to spend retirement than to lead Bible studies and to give people a daily gift from the Word, even if it is in the form of a limerick! And if you think you can’t learn from a limerick, think again.

Wealthy lady, ‘bit long in the tooth,
Though hos-pit-able, had no male youth.
Gave E-li-sha a room.
Gained the fruit of the womb.
Had a son, as did Bo-az and Ruth.

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NUMBERS 31:17-18 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. Moses tells the Israelites to kill every male and all the non-virgin females, but to keep the virgins for themselves. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
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12-14-2008, 09:31 PM

Re: Christian Limericks

Originally posted by Crotts View Post

And if you think you can’t learn from a limerick, think again.

Amen, Brother Crotts. The art of the limerick is a Manly Art -- the unfruitiest form of poetry. There is nothing limp about a limerick!

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