Need immediate assistance

[Mrs. Rogers]

I was searching each of God's Own Internets for clean Christian news to post here, when Satan himself tricked me with the following scam; as God is my witness, I was only interested in doing my bit for the War On Terror ...

... and now my machine is riddled with pictures of Tom Cruise and John Travolta, and videos of Richard Simmons and some VERY big ladies; but worst of all, my desktop background is now a larger version of this strange young fellow:

Please, lay your hands on your monitors and pray that JESUS cleanses my computer of the filth within it, as every time I find some new and disgusting picture or clip I am driven to look at/watch it in its entirety, in an effort to gage how truly offensive it is; this is my True Christian Duty of course, but I would like to sleep sometime, you know.

Any help with this matter would be greatly appreciated.

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Sister,

This is not at all uncommon. I will be glad to assist you in rooting out every bit of gay pornography which has latched intself onto your hard drive. There is a silver lining -- the more of this filth we collect, the better we'll know how to defeat this insidious enemy.

Yours in Him,
BAB

[Saria]

My advice is to perform a virus/spyware/malware scan and report anyhting that turns up as an internet crime. If nothing turns up I'd advise you to use a backup disk to restore your harddrive to it's previous state, or you could just spend hours rooting through your system trying to delete all of the pictures when they really won't actually be deleted from your harddrive anyway.

[SalvationSeeker]

My advice is to perform a virus/spyware/malware scan and report anyhting that turns up as an internet crime. If nothing turns up I'd advise you to use a backup disk to restore your harddrive to it's previous state, or you could just spend hours rooting through your system trying to delete all of the pictures when they really won't actually be deleted from your harddrive anyway.

Go away harlot.
As all non-TC scanners are made by satan himself, they will only make matters worse.

I will do as you wish, Mrs. Rogers, and pray to Jesus that he removes those demons that has latched to your harddrive.

[Saria]

Go away harlot.
As all non-TC scanners are mady by satan himself, they will only make matters worse.

I will do as you wish, Mrs. Rogers, and pray to Jesus that he removes those demons that has latched to your harddrive.

...It just so happens that I do know my way around a computer, thank you very much. I also happen to know that just sending the files to the recycle bin will not do anything. Even if deleted, such files could easily be retrieved, you would need to, more or less, shred the files 7-10 times before they are deemed "lost" I would reccommend either McAffee or Winantiviruspro 2006

[SUV]

My Good, Gracious GOD, Mrs. Rogers! How horrible for you!

As we all know (or should know!) I am already up to my Fundament in Christmas Shopping. But in Christian Love, I am willing to take a few minutes from my busy shed-Yule to assist you with this one:



SUV

[Mrs. Rogers]

I will be glad to assist you in rooting out every bit of gay pornography which has latched intself onto your hard drive.

To answer your fevered battery of PM's - yes alright then, I'm willing to try this "remote access" thingie you are so keen on; I heard you had great success clearing Bobby Joe's computer of mysteriously implanted homo erotica ... Bobby cried tears of joy that day ... and the next day ... in fact, he still cries now whenever it is mentioned, so happy is he with the work you did. Praise!

If nothing turns up I'd advise you to use a backup disk to restore your harddrive to it's previous state, or you could just spend hours rooting through your system trying to delete all of the pictures when they really won't actually be deleted from your harddrive anyway.

Thank you for your expertise here, young sinner, but I have every confidence in Brother BaB; after he trawls through every nook and cranny of my machine, there will most definitely be no nudie men pictures left - or pictures of any men at all, for that matter.

BaB is most thorough.

I will do as you wish, Mrs. Rogers, and pray to Jesus that he removes those demons that has latched to your harddrive.

Please pray harder, dear - I couldn't bear to sit through the trailer of this again:

As we all know (or should know!) I am already up to my Fundament in Christmas Shopping. But in Christian Love, I am willing to take a few minutes from my busy shed-Yule to assist you with this one:



SUV

Only if you can spare the time, dear Sue. But I should warn you, your old nemesis has made an appearance in my "TC Baptisms" folder.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

And you clicked on a pop-up window why exactly, Mrs Rogers?

[Mrs. Rogers]

And you clicked on a pop-up window why exactly, Mrs Rogers?

To fight terror, of course. Are you daft?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Umm, Mrs Rogers, beware of
1) Any popup
2) Anything which talks about winning an Ipod or anything else for that matter.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Umm, Mrs Rogers, beware of
1) Any popup
2) Anything which talks about winning an Ipod or anything else for that matter.

Why thank you, Mrs. Van Hindsight ... and now Richard has "popped up" amongst the pictures of my prized geraniums.



I can't take much more of this.

[Glendora Christianson]

If you think you've got problems,

DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfaSw...related&search=

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Japs again! Holy Hiroshima, Batman!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Jesus keeps my computer in pristine condition! All you need to do is PRAY to JESUS and He will de-frag whatever you ask. GLORY!! Who needs all this fancy "anti-spyware" foolishness from those demons at Microsoft?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

DON'T CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfaSw...related&search=

Heehee, for once I DIDN'T click on the link when someone purposefully said DON'T click on the link to get people to click on the link!