[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

Here's my tomato ketchup recipe, passed down to me from Nana Jean.

1 bushel tomatoes, cut up
10 fresh cayenne peppers, finely chopped
12 cloves fresh garlic, minced
4 large onions
1 quart vinegar
1/2 cup salt
1/4 cup chili powder
1 tbsp ground ginger
1 tsp ground cloves

Cook tomatoes, peppers, garlic, and onions together for 1 hour. Let it stand overnight. In the morning, pour off the clear liquid from the top and rub the remainder through a sieve. Cook until half the volume is gone, stirring often. Add vinegar and spices, and cook for another 1/2 hour. Add cornstarch to thicken. Cool and put into mason jars. Makes 2 gallons.

I just realized the problem with your recipe. You have to drop the tomatoes in boiling water for about twenty seconds and pull the skin off before you cook them.

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

Skinning the tomatoes is not necessary because you already have to strain out the seeds. However, one might enjoy peeling the skins off one by one. It's a deliciously devilish activity; I imagine some hellbound little fatties and I'm exfoliating them one at a time.

Sometimes I like to put Cyrstal Louisiana hot sauce on my fries. I like the way the vinegar tastes with the salt. Lots of salt.

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

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[Nobar King]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

That's beautiful. I want that on my freedom fries.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

Skinning the tomatoes is not necessary because you already have to strain out the seeds. However, one might enjoy peeling the skins off one by one. It's a deliciously devilish activity; I imagine some hellbound little fatties and I'm exfoliating them one at a time.

Sometimes I like to put Cyrstal Louisiana hot sauce on my fries. I like the way the vinegar tastes with the salt. Lots of salt.

You must be drunk. One drops the tomatoes in boiling water for a minute and then into icewater. The skins just slide off. If you leave them on, your ketchup will be a thick, chewy mess! One NEXT removes the seeds and excess water. Pistle's Homestyle Family Catsup in Mason Jars has been a mainstay of American life for hundreds of years. Thomas Jefferson served it at Montecello. Sam Houston had it on eggs. Early western settlers ate it with venison. George Armstrong Custer might still be alive today if he hadn't left his Gatling gun, supply wagon and a case of Pistle's Homestyle Family Catsup in Mason jars back on Choctaw Ridge. THAT's what made the injuns mad!
Don't tell ME how to make ketchup, you damned faggot.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

I always have used Hunt's. Ray Hunt is an old family friend, and a True Christian(tm) through and through.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

All I know is to stay away from Heinz Ketchup.

As I said, nothing that tastes like traitor. I faintly remember trying it many years ago and it seemed a little... French.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

I've been angling to get me a case of Pistle's for years. It's not easy to come by, even here in Freehold, but there's probably not a tastier condiment on the planet, as anyone who has ever attended a Landover Baptist barbeque will attest.

I tend to be pretty open minded in the condiment department, but I'd stay away from Hellman's mayonaisse. First, what do we need some French sauce for? And, second, if they're that brazen about going to Hell, who knows what they'll put in their products to entice the Saved off the righteous path?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

I've been angling to get me a case of Pistle's for years. It's not easy to come by, even here in Freehold, but there's probably not a tastier condiment on the planet, as anyone who has ever attended a Landover Baptist barbeque will attest.

I tend to be pretty open minded in the condiment department, but I'd stay away from Hellman's mayonaisse. First, what do we need some French sauce for? And, second, if they're that brazen about going to Hell, who knows what they'll put in their products to entice the Saved off the righteous path?

Excellent point Brother! I also stay away from French's mustard. Only whores and mimes use it.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

One of the most horrible frauds ever foisted on the American public is the idea of 'grey poupon' mustard being a delicacy. IT'S A WEED!

Plus there were the horrifying TV ads -- first developed as Public Service Warnings -- that had the highway molester pulling up to unsuspecting drivers (both male and female, undoubtedly) and rolling down his limo window to accost them.

Many of these drivers were never seen again.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

Plus there were the horrifying TV ads -- first developed as Public Service Warnings -- that had the highway molester pulling up to unsuspecting drivers (both male and female, undoubtedly) and rolling down his limo window to accost them.

Many of these drivers were never seen again.

Oh my LORD! Look at how he brazenly flaunts his wiener out the window for all to see!


p/s: I prefer a juuuuuuust a lick of ketchup on my wieners myself.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

Speaking of ketchup and mustard. Look at Mrs. Obammy, LOL she looks like a giant squirt bottle of French's mustard.

[Billy Ram]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

Speaking of ketchup and mustard. Look at Mrs. Obammy, LOL she looks like a giant squirt bottle of French's mustard.

It's a disgrace seeing a white man with a colored girl. I guess the president has Jungle Fever.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

It's a disgrace seeing a white man with a colored girl. I guess the president has Jungle Fever.

Rest assured that the secret mudslime who has hijacked the Oval Office is no white man or ex-negro but a full-blown, unrepentant mulatto!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: What is your favorite ketchup?

Speaking of ketchup and mustard. Look at Mrs. Obammy, LOL she looks like a giant squirt bottle of French's mustard.

Of course, her trench coat is left open so she can flash her dirtypillows at everyone.

A new low.