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  • #16
    Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

    There is just something about full grown men sharing and fighting over their balls that is utterly disgusting and immoral. A real True Christian would be in Church on Super Bowel Sunday tithing extra to the Lord.
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    • #17
      Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

      FYI: Here's a sampling of the perverted advertisements offered during the "Superbowl" program.

      Be forewarned! Women and children should NOT view this commercial!!

      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #18
        Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        FYI: Here's a sampling of the perverted advertisements offered during the "Superbowl" program.

        Be forewarned! Women and children should NOT view this commercial!!

        And while they didn't accept that one in, there are plenty more perverted commercials that they're going to show. Why can't people advertise without perverted statements making their way into it?
        burp the baby

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        • #19
          Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

          Originally posted by ColickyVampire View Post
          And while they didn't accept that one in, there are plenty more perverted commercials that they're going to show. Why can't people advertise without perverted statements making their way into it?
          This attempt at morality cmes from a kid who thinks he's a vampire?

          You've got something brown on your nose.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

            Have you SEEN how close the quarterback's hands come to the center's private parts and rear end? The Superbowl is the pinnacle of a sport that is the epitome of queerness.
            Go tell that to one of the quarterbacks, see what happens.

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            • #21
              Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

              Originally posted by Athiest FTW View Post
              Go tell that to one of the quarterbacks, see what happens.
              They'll try and commit sodomy on you, that's what.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #22
                Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                This attempt at morality cmes from a kid who thinks he's a vampire?

                You've got something brown on your nose.
                I'm not attempting, I just am. Do you think that it's not possible for me to be moral? I can be, I just don't all that often.
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                • #23
                  Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                  I don't even know who the half time performers are, but I bet it ain't a Christian bluegrass band. It's probably the same amoral drugged up perverts they have out there every year.
                  The last I heard about it, the half time show consisted of white sodomites stripping nigresses naked in front of horrified families including little children! I don't know if they still do that, but I'm planning on writing to the FCC and complaining, just in case.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                    I plan on going on to the FCC.GOV website and having an indecency complaint already filled out:
                    FILE AN OFFICIAL INDECENCY COMPLAINT WITH THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION (FCC) NOW
                    I'll be making several complaints, about the advertisments and the unnecessarily sexy outfits of the cheerleaders and their come-hither looks.
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                    • #25
                      Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                      The Super Bowl is on the Sabbath.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Superbowl, devils work? Or just a darn good time?

                        Originally posted by ColickyVampire View Post
                        I'm not attempting, I just am. Do you think that it's not possible for me to be moral? I can be, I just don't all that often.
                        You sound to me like something that needs to be squished.
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