[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Staying in shape

Yeah, if you said that to a professional soccer player they would undoubtedly beat the crap out of you.

And what makes you think a bunch of God hatting homers like that are ever going to get near a man of God like Pastor Al. Unsaved unwelcome at Landover, remember?

And Pastor Ezekiel, you should probably stop eating all of that greasy food, it's not good for you. You too Bobby Joe, you will probably have a heart attack soon.

Thank you for wishing me ill sinner.

No friend, you miss the point; I should have died years ago from a stroke. So much for your science! PRAISE JESUS!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Staying in shape

I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.

That's fascinating. Please explain how you know.

Anyway, regarding exercise, the Bible says the following:

1 Timothy 4:8: For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Staying in shape

I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.

You were wrong about Galileo. Think about it.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Staying in shape

Are you saying Jesus will be calling them home soon? Praise the Lord! The sooner He calls us away from the unSaved trash, the happier we'll all be! Well, except for the unSaved trash when they find out how horribly wrong they've been.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

Oh. So you are gay then?

Yeah, if you said that to a professional soccer player they would undoubtedly beat the crap out of you.

And Pastor Ezekiel, you should probably stop eating all of that greasy food, it's not good for you. You too Bobby Joe, you will probably have a heart attack soon.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Staying in shape

I play soccer.

Oh. So you are gay then?

[Brother V]

Re: Staying in shape

No.

playing softball keeps me in my nice shape.

ladies love a man in overalls!

V

[Appelfap.]

Re: Staying in shape

I play soccer.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

No.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Staying in shape

I never give a care for my health. Thats because JESUS takes care of me. I swim, I hunt, I travel all over the world spreading the Good News about Jesus Christ, but I never worry about the things that God takes care of. I eat porterhouse steaks and roast suckling piglets and biscuits and gravy and Sister Thumper's delicious rabbit casserole without a care in the world.

My life is in the loving hands of Jesus. Is yours?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Staying in shape

I used to have high cholesterol too, but both my grandparents and parents have high cholestrol too. I think I'm down to a normal level now, so that's a good thing.

So what? My blood pressure 240 over 160. My silly raghead doctor Sing says I should be dead. He goes pale with his brown skin every time he takes my blood pressure. He says my head should explode from it. You understand that friend, but your silly Darwinist logic I should be dead, yet here I am. Why friend? Christ is why friend?

With Christ you can eat all the steak and eggs you want and your arteries will never clog. You can drink bacon grease by the glass and slather large right on to your burgers and no problem. Why Pastor Zeke consumes a 24lbs of poter house steak every night and just look at his picture in his avatar. Nice and skinny.
Yes friend, Bad health is caused by sin, pure and simple.

There is no prob’ when you’re with God.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

I use my mind to work out, other than going to church. I've gained exactly 15 pounds since I was in junior high. My chloresterol was 232 a few years back, but I have less than 8% bodyfat.

I used to have high cholesterol too, but both my grandparents and parents have high cholestrol too. I think I'm down to a normal level now, so that's a good thing.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Staying in shape

I use my mind to work out, other than going to church. I've gained exactly 15 pounds since I was in junior high. My chloresterol was 232 a few years back, but I have less than 8% bodyfat.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

I know you realize I am talking about physical shape. Anyways, I usually do this:

Monday-Wednesday-Friday
Weight Lifting

Tuesday-Thursday
Run two miles
Agility work


It's working pretty well. I used to be about 215 pounds and now I am down to 193. I have never been fat, as I am 6'3, just never "toned."

Ezekiel, you said you swim 5 miles a day, right?