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I noticed this "being a fatty is a sin" thread and thought I would ask how you guys avoid sinning.
Anyways, what do you guys do every week to avoid being damned?
Anyways, what do you guys do every week to avoid being damned?
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O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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You know what I mean, how do you stay in shape?Comment
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Re: Staying in shape
He just said how: "GO to Church".Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
The clue how is in there for you, and there's only three words in total.
Think HARD, maybe you'll find it and prove you aren't totally retarded.
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 01-24-2007, 01:24 AM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Re: Staying in shape
I know you realize I am talking about physical shape. Anyways, I usually do this:
Monday-Wednesday-Friday
Weight Lifting
Tuesday-Thursday
Run two miles
Agility work
It's working pretty well. I used to be about 215 pounds and now I am down to 193. I have never been fat, as I am 6'3, just never "toned."
Ezekiel, you said you swim 5 miles a day, right?Comment
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I use my mind to work out, other than going to church. I've gained exactly 15 pounds since I was in junior high. My chloresterol was 232 a few years back, but I have less than 8% bodyfat."If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
(Leviticus 21:6-7)Comment
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I used to have high cholesterol too, but both my grandparents and parents have high cholestrol too. I think I'm down to a normal level now, so that's a good thing.Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View PostComment
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So what? My blood pressure 240 over 160. My silly raghead doctor Sing says I should be dead. He goes pale with his brown skin every time he takes my blood pressure. He says my head should explode from it. You understand that friend, but your silly Darwinist logic I should be dead, yet here I am. Why friend? Christ is why friend?Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
With Christ you can eat all the steak and eggs you want and your arteries will never clog. You can drink bacon grease by the glass and slather large right on to your burgers and no problem. Why Pastor Zeke consumes a 24lbs of poter house steak every night and just look at his picture in his avatar. Nice and skinny.
Yes friend, Bad health is caused by sin, pure and simple.
There is no prob’ when you’re with God.
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Re: Staying in shape
I never give a care for my health. Thats because JESUS takes care of me. I swim, I hunt, I travel all over the world spreading the Good News about Jesus Christ, but I never worry about the things that God takes care of. I eat porterhouse steaks and roast suckling piglets and biscuits and gravy and Sister Thumper's delicious rabbit casserole without a care in the world.
My life is in the loving hands of Jesus. Is yours?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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No.Comment
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I play soccer.
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playing softball keeps me in my nice shape.Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
ladies love a man in overalls!
VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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Yeah, if you said that to a professional soccer player they would undoubtedly beat the crap out of you.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
And Pastor Ezekiel, you should probably stop eating all of that greasy food, it's not good for you. You too Bobby Joe, you will probably have a heart attack soon.Comment
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Are you saying Jesus will be calling them home soon? Praise the Lord! The sooner He calls us away from the unSaved trash, the happier we'll all be! Well, except for the unSaved trash when they find out how horribly wrong they've been.Posted via Prayer
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