[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Staying in shape

I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.

You were wrong about Galileo. Think about it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Staying in shape

I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.

That's fascinating. Please explain how you know.

Anyway, regarding exercise, the Bible says the following:

1 Timothy 4:8: For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Staying in shape

Yeah, if you said that to a professional soccer player they would undoubtedly beat the crap out of you.

And what makes you think a bunch of God hatting homers like that are ever going to get near a man of God like Pastor Al. Unsaved unwelcome at Landover, remember?

And Pastor Ezekiel, you should probably stop eating all of that greasy food, it's not good for you. You too Bobby Joe, you will probably have a heart attack soon.

Thank you for wishing me ill sinner.

No friend, you miss the point; I should have died years ago from a stroke. So much for your science! PRAISE JESUS!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Staying in shape

Yeah, if you said that to a professional soccer player they would undoubtedly beat the crap out of you.

Soccer is a well-known homer sport. The proof is HERE.

And Pastor Ezekiel, you should probably stop eating all of that greasy food, it's not good for you. You too Bobby Joe, you will probably have a heart attack soon.

The day I take the advice of an unsaved heathen like you over the guidance of Jesus will be a cold day in hell. Be sure and let me know the temperature once you get there.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to eat my breakfast: bacon-wrapped pork loaf, deep-fried of course.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Staying in shape

I stay in shape by giggling at the misfortune of sinners.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Staying in shape

I won't be wrong. There is no heaven nor hell. You die, and your brain stops functioning. No more thought after that. Just nothing.

How do you know? Has anyone ever come back from the dead to tell you that there's nothing after death?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Staying in shape

How do you know? Has anyone ever come back from the dead to tell you that there's nothing after death?

...And do remember, Tardrone, that people has witnessed that there is a hell and a heaven after death!

And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue;
For I am tormented in this flame. But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things:
But now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
Luke 16:22-23

PRAISE JESUS!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

...And do remember, Tardrone, that people has witnessed that there is a hell and a heaven after death!

Unecessary scripture....

PRAISE JESUS!

Please explain to me what you just said.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Staying in shape

Unecessary scripture....

Unecessary scripture? Scripture is never unecessary! Scripture is how we learn about GOD and who and what HE wants us to be.

Please explain to me what you just said.

Actually read and think about it and you will understand.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Staying in shape

Please explain to me what you just said.

Friend,

If I wasn't moved by the Loving Spirit of Jesus to be a vastly better person than a piece of trash like you I would ban you for that statement! Is too much to ask you to at lest pretend to show the kind of tact and sensitivity we have you filthy jerk.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Staying in shape

Please explain to me what you just said.

I'll explain something to you, lad. You hellbound trash keep barging into God's favorite discussion forums on the interwebs, demanding that we prove what we believe. Then, when we give you proof, right out of the Holy King James Bible, you brush it off as "unnecessary Scripture." You simply cannot have it both ways.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

It was a document written over 2,000 years ago and translated in 1611. My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards. You can always use scripture as your little shield, but that is not proof to me. Proof to me would be you telling me you prayed to God, asking him to set my house on fire, and that actually happened. That would be solid proof to me...

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Staying in shape

Friend,

If I wasn't moved by the Loving Spirit of Jesus to be a vastly better person than a piece of trash like you I would ban you for that statement! Is too much to ask you to at lest pretend to show the kind of tact and sensitivity we have you filthy jerk.

What? I didn't understand what he said. I thought he said that people have proved that there is a heaven and hell, which would be a ridiculous statement.

[Brother V]

Re: Staying in shape

My personal belief is that a document written just about 400 years ago doesn't apply to today's social standards.

Friend, are you familiar with the Magna Carta?

Magna Carta (Latin for "Great Charter", literally "Great Paper"), also called Magna Carta Libertatum ("Great Charter of Freedoms"), is an English charter originally issued in 1215. Magna Carta was the most significant early influence on the long historical process that led to the rule of constitutional law today. Magna Carta influenced many common law documents, such as the United States Constitution and Bill of Rights, and is considered one of the most important legal documents in the history of democracy.

Do you feel this nearly 800 year old document has no relevance today?

What about documents that are only 200+ years old?

Like the Bill of Rights? Declaration of Independence?

Perhaps you should reconsider the importance of OLD PAPERS?

Maybe the first one you should consider the validity of (even in today's society... nay; ESPECIALLY IN TODAY'S SOCIETY) is GOD'S HOLY WORD!

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