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  • lilith
    Night Hag
    • Sep 2006
    • 1232

    #16
    Re: What are your favorite hymns?

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Jimmie? Your customers call you Jimmie now?
    Not customers,ancestors sweetie.
    Yours.
    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: What are your favorite hymns?

      Originally posted by lilith View Post
      Not customers,ancestors sweetie.
      Yours.
      I knew you were a while past your sell-by date, but I didn't realise you'd been servicing Scots since the 18th century. When the British originally chose your Godless, barren rock as the site for a penal colony, was your presence one of the factors influencing their decision?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • lilith
        Night Hag
        • Sep 2006
        • 1232

        #18
        Re: What are your favorite hymns?

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        I knew you were a while past your sell-by date, but I didn't realise you'd been servicing Scots since the 18th century. When the British originally chose your Godless, barren rock as the site for a penal colony, was your presence one of the factors influencing their decision?

        Penal colony?
        I realise that you have only a slight grasp on geography,what with your bible fuddled mind,but I thought even you could distinguish between NZ & Australia.

        Australia's the one that was a penal colony.

        We're the one that's used as a nuclear waste dump.
        And our entire population descended from Oscar Wilde and some sheep.
        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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        • The Revelator
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Feb 2007
          • 83

          #19
          Re: What are your favorite hymns?

          My favorite him has to be "The Wonderful Cross"

          It was redone by Chris Tomlin ( no, none of the words have changed) and I think he did an amazing job.

          I got to say though, I love modern worship music.

          Songs like "Mighty to Save" from Hillsong, and "How Great is Our God" by Chris Tomlin is truly amazing and just brings me inot a heart of worship instantly.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #20
            Re: What are your favorite hymns?

            Originally posted by The Revelator View Post
            My favorite him has to be "The Wonderful Cross"

            It was redone by Chris Tomlin ( no, none of the words have changed) and I think he did an amazing job.

            I got to say though, I love modern worship music.

            Songs like "Mighty to Save" from Hillsong, and "How Great is Our God" by Chris Tomlin is truly amazing and just brings me inot a heart of worship instantly.
            Your favorite HIM had better be The Lord God, you mangy Scots git!
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • The Revelator
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Feb 2007
              • 83

              #21
              Re: What are your favorite hymns?

              woops, I meant hymn. Gosh, theres another kind remark for Mr. Al over here.....thanks for staying in character buddy, I wouldnt expect any different of you.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #22
                Re: What are your favorite hymns?

                Originally posted by The Revelator View Post
                woops, I meant hymn. Gosh, theres another kind remark for Mr. Al over here.....thanks for staying in character buddy, I wouldnt expect any different of you.
                Here you go....Have some warning points for disrespecting a pastor.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • The Revelator
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 83

                  #23
                  Re: What are your favorite hymns?

                  eek, your not gonna like my other post then....

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