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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #16
    Re: Wicked witch is finally a woman!

    Happy birthday Alllllie!!!! Love ya girlie!!

    Say happy birthday to Captain Obvious for me too.
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: Wicked witch is finally a woman!

      Tick tock, Allie! There is no excuse for you not to have had two or three little Soldiers for Christ with Godly True Christian™ husband by this advanced age!
      It's not too late though, you can still repent and marry someone decent.

      I do have admit - when I saw the title of this thread I thought you went and had a tallywhacker cut off.
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #18
        Re: Wicked witch is finally a woman!

        Ok, I did not put all those 'l's in your name, I swear!
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • The unEnlightened
          Unsaved trash
          • Feb 2009
          • 36

          #19
          Re: Wicked witch is finally a woman!

          Happy birthday
          This signature space is not for the purpose of posting gay porn.--ADMIN

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          • WickedWitch
            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #20
            Re: Wicked witch is finally a woman!

            Nobar: I'm not technically dating Captain Obvious, since he's technically dating someone else.

            Heathen-Basher: Would that present be a wedding ring?
            Originally posted by Magikarp View Post
            Happy birthday!

            Congratulations on turning 21!
            Thanks.
            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Happy birthday Alie!!!! Love ya girlie!!

            Say happy birthday to Captain Obvious for me too.
            Love you, too, honey. And, I'll pass on the B-day wishes to him for you.
            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            Tick tock, Alie! There is no excuse for you not to have had two or three little Soldiers for Christ with Godly True Christian™ husband by this advanced age!
            It's not too late though, you can still repent and marry someone decent.

            I do have admit - when I saw the title of this thread I thought you went and had a tallywhacker cut off.
            I didn't put that title there, the Pastors did. And I might not be able to have children, so... yeah.
            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Ok, I did not put all those 'l's in your name, I swear!
            It's okay, I know (and I fixed it for you).
            Originally posted by The Enlightened View Post
            Happy birthday
            Thank you.
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Wicked witch is finally a woman!

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              Nobar: I'm not technically dating Captain Obvious, since he's technically dating someone else.
              Is he old enough to "date?"



              ....I shudder to think what "dating" is a euphemism for....
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #22
                Re: Wicked witch is finally a woman!

                Uh, yeah, he is. He turned 18 when I turned 21. And "dating" isn't a euphemism, it's another word for courting.
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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #23
                  Re: Wicked witch is finally a woman!

                  Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
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                  Heathen-Basher: Would that present be a wedding ring?
                  It would be whatever you want, sug.

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