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Wicked witch is finally a woman!
I'm 21 today!!!
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Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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So Jesus decided to let you see 21 eh?
What did you get? A new broom?
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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So, this is your big chance to have your living heart plucked out on an altar to Satan? – I’m surprised you’re happy…
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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So you're over-the-hill for the papist "fathers" to molest by about 10 years....
As things stand, Jesus isn't likely to let you live much longer, Alllie. Can't you see Him waiting for you? All He wants is your total devotion. Give up the broom and the cauldron today. It's not too late!
It's time to straighten right out. Better think of your future.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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21 years closer to burning in Hell fire forevermore. Congratulations!!!
(there is an alternative!)Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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So now what? Start of your carrier of leading virtuousness men into damnation? When Satan comes to drag your soul off to Hell Allie it will be too late to repent.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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What makes you so Special witch?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostIt's time to straighten right out. Better think of your future.
Stop your fooling around, else you'll wind up in Hell! Pastor Zeke is trying to send a message to you, Allie. Yeah, it's a message to you, Allie.sigpic
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Praise JESUS, Alie! When I read the thread title I thought it was some sort of transvesturite thing
Since it is not, a Happy Blessed Birthday to you
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Thank you to those who wished me a happy birthday (that includes you, Dearest Sister SUV
). And, just for your own info, I didn't have a single alcoholic drink. Why that is, I'm not too sure. Oh, yeah: no money, lol. Today's the party, though. It's gonna be a bunch of people I don't know because we're also celebrating Captain Obvious's 18th birthday*, so it's gonna be mostly his friends, but I'm sure it'll be cool. Aside from the fact that I get very (very) nervous around groups of more than, like, three or four people and there's gonna be somewhere around ten all together... *Nervous face* Oh well. Do you guys wanna come to the party, too? I swear there won't be any Witchcraft. Scout's honour! Okay, I was never a Scout, but I was a Brownie!
*: Apparently, Captain Obvious couldn't have a birthday of his own, so he decided to be born on the same day as me. Granted he came along three years after I did, but still - It was MY freaking birthday FIRST! Oh well, I guess I'm willing to share (I can't say no to that face).This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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I'll give you a present if you convert to Christianity RIGHT NOW.Comment
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Happy birthday!
Congratulations on turning 21!Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.Comment
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