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  • #166
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Promiscuous homosexuals using condoms and NOT spreading the AIDS virus!

    Next: Moammar al-Qaddafi in a Leisure Suit
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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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    • #167
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post
      Promiscuous homosexuals using condoms and NOT spreading the AIDS virus!

      Next: Moammar al-Qaddafi in a Leisure Suit
      Moammar al-Qaddafi being correct in this quote:

      "We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe, without swords, without guns, without military conquest.

      "The 50 million in Europe will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades.

      "Allah mobilises the Muslim nation of Turkey and adds it to the European Union.

      "That's another 50 million Muslims.

      "There will be 100 million Muslims in Europe.

      "Albania, which is a Muslim country has already entered the EU.

      "Bosnia which is a Muslim country has already entered the EU. Fifty per cent of its citizens are Muslims.
      Next: Precious Moments(tm) figurines.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • #168
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Next: Precious Moments™ figurines.
        Precious Moments(tm) Cthulhu figurines.

        Um . . . A Gumby nativity scene.
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        • #169
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          A Gumby nativity scene where one of the Blockhead Wise Men is committing an unspeakable act with Pokey the Horse.

          Next: Cuba
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          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

          Hosea 9:7
          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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          • #170
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by MP Helmholtz View Post

            Next: Cuba
            Joos taking over Cuba once the current government down there finally admits that Castro died years ago.

            Next: An uppity teenager.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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            • #171
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Joos taking over Cuba once the current government down there finally admits that Castro died years ago.

              Next: An uppity teenager.
              An uppity teenager female negro

              Richard Simmons
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              • #172
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

                Richard Simmons
                Being locked in a room with Richard Simmons for a day.


                Next: Circus Clowns
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #173
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  "Clowns for Jesus" blasphemers

                  Martin Luther King Jr.

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                  • #174
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                    "Clowns for Jesus" blasphemers

                    Martin Luther King Jr.
                    Martin Luther King Jr. inspiring a whole new generation of pickaninnies.

                    Guantanamo Bay.

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                    • #175
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Dr. Warren Wierdsbe View Post
                      Martin Luther King Jr. inspiring a whole new generation of pickaninnies.

                      Guantanamo Bay.
                      Shame there aren't more towel heads in Guantanamo Bay.

                      Next: Midget carnies.
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                      • #176
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Midget carnie prostitution

                        Next: Will and Grace

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                        • #177
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          Next: Will and Grace
                          Will and Grace and Father Martin, co-starring with the midget carnies in "adult" films.

                          Britney Spears.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • #178
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Britney Spears not wearing underpants!

                            Next: Emos

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                            • #179
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                              Next: Emos
                              Emos wearing Britney Spears' underpants!

                              Next: My Chemical Romance.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #180
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Emos wearing Britney Spears' underpants!

                                Next: My Chemical Romance.
                                My Chemical Dependency

                                NEXT: Dick Cheney denied his steroids
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