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  • #316
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post

    Next: Raelians
    Old Mormon Raelians.

    Next: women behind bars
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #317
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Women ON women behind bars...

      Next: The Simpsons

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      • #318
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Smithers' gay crush on Mr. Burns

        Next: Smuckers(tm) Stars on Ice(tm) Figure Skating World Tour
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        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

        Hosea 9:7
        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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        • #319
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post

          Next: Smuckers™ Stars on Ice™ Figure Skating World Tour
          Smuckers™ Stars on Ice™ Figure Skating World Tour, the nudist version.

          Next: Large sweaty muscular buck negroes escape from prison and hold me hostage, using me as their sexual plaything for several days while Freehold security negotiates.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #320
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Next: Large sweaty muscular buck negroes escape from prison and hold me hostage, using me as their sexual plaything for several days while Freehold security negotiates.
            To make it worse, they would let you go (because you like it ).

            Next: Landover Baptist Church (its a trick question because there is nothing worse.)

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            • #321
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Landover baptist church being overrun by rude newbies who don't appreciate these backward folk and their backward church for the entertainment value!

              Next:
              Nosy people who can't mind their own f*cking business.
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              Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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              • #322
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Nosy people who can't mind their own f**king business, especially when they spy on me having creative, unusual fun with beautiful prostitutes in hotels.

                Next: Bill Gates
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                SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                Hosea 9:7
                The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                • #323
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Bill Gates dresses as Gates McFadden

                  Next: Stephen King
                  Joshua 24:15
                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                  • #324
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Reading Stephan King's satanic work.

                    Next: Avril Lavigne

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                    • #325
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Reading Stephan King's satanic work.

                      Next: Avril Lavigne
                      Avril Lavigne kissing BritBrit.

                      Next: having to look at BritBrit's war zone cooter.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • #326
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Having to look at BritBrit and Paris Hilton's war zone cooters.

                        Next: Angelina Jolie

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                        • #327
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Angelina Jolie breastfeeding all her kids at once.

                          Next: Slumdog Millionaire

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                          • #328
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                            Angelina Jolie breastfeeding all her kids at once.

                            Next: Slumdog Millionaire
                            Slumdog Welfare Recipient.

                            Next: This idiot, who can't even figure out how to play a simple game -->
                            Originally posted by In_Need_Of_Saving
                            *cough* Jesus was Jewish.

                            Where's your God now?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #329
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Random Man View Post
                              To make it worse, they would let you go (because you like it ).

                              Next: Landover Baptist Church (its a trick question because there is nothing worse.)
                              Marry me?

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                              • #330
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Slumdog Welfare Recipient.

                                Next: This idiot, who can't even figure out how to play a simple game -->
                                THIS idiot
                                Marry me?
                                Next: God mockers and scoffers.

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