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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Unsaved Trash attempting to blackmail True Christian™ Pastors!

    Next: Finding out your favorite YouTube video has been taken down.
    Finding your favorite YouTube video has been taken down and the video maker is being charged with homicide for a mere prank.

    NEXT: You Tube video from an atheist that refutes a creationist arguement using the creationists own words (Like we creationists contradict ourselves )

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Are you talking about that Youtube video? That was 100% LIES! I wasn't even there! I didn't even KNOW him. It's been adjudicated already and eradicated too. You shut your mouth! You shut your mouth and go to hell!


    Next: Unsaved trash making up unfounded lies about much-beloved True Christian™ Pastors!
    Unsaved Trash attempting to blackmail True Christian(tm) Pastors!

    Next: Finding out your favorite YouTube video has been taken down.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by BenchWarmer View Post
    Next: Pastor Ezekiel being on an Pornographic-Gay video.
    Are you talking about that Youtube video? That was 100% LIES! I wasn't even there! I didn't even KNOW him. It's been adjudicated already and eradicated too. You shut your mouth! You shut your mouth and go to hell!


    Next: Unsaved trash making up unfounded lies about much-beloved True Christian(tm) Pastors!

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  • BenchWarmer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


    Next: False Christians who secretly send True Christian™ Pastors pornographic emails and even cellphone videos of themselves being sodomised, then point fingers that Landover's Church Doctrine is somehow offbase.
    Ouch.

    Next: Pastor Ezekiel being on an Pornographic-Gay video.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
    Next: Getting a chick tract and a pencil in your Halloween treat bag.
    Having a Halloween treat bag in the first place.


    Next: False Christians who secretly send True Christian(tm) Pastors pornographic emails and even cellphone videos of themselves being sodomised, then point fingers that Landover's Church Doctrine is somehow offbase.

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  • Isabella Abbey
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I'm not sure what "naaan" is. Let me Google it....

    SWEET BABY JESUS IT'S ETHNIC FOOD!



    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    I don't eat ethnic foods. It hottens up the blood.
    Yes, it certainly does.

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  • Isabella Abbey
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Bambi. What a horrible "children's" story.

    Next: Getting a chick tract and a pencil in your Halloween treat bag.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
    Next: astrologers and others who rely on 'wisdom' from satan to make false prophecies about the future.
    The fools and asshats who buy the books written by astrologers, and believe them, but not the Holy KJV Bible.


    Next: Atheist books for CHILDREN!

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  • Bryan Tamariki
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Atheists: people silly enough not to believe in God.

    Next: astrologers and others who rely on 'wisdom' from satan to make false prophecies about the future.

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  • Meek and Humble
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    During a zombie invasion!

    Next: people silly enough to believe in zombies.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
    Next: The 'Miracle' of how the Cathylick death cookie becomes their lord and master:
    http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0074/0074_01.asp
    Millions catching the AIDS off of Cathylick death cookies handed out by sodomite priests!


    Next: Ammo shortages

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  • Bryan Tamariki
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Any Roman Cathylick Church congregation.

    Next: The 'Miracle' of how the Cathylick death cookie becomes their lord and master:
    Introduces Catholics to the real Bread of Life, Jesus Christ.

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  • crazychick
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by BenchWarmer View Post
    A Pastor with Std's.
    Leading to an entire congregation with STD's!!

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  • BenchWarmer
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


    Next: A Pastor with hemorrhoids.
    A Pastor with Std's.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev Leroy Jenkins View Post
    Store bought naan. It's like rubber.
    I'm not sure what "naaan" is. Let me Google it....

    SWEET BABY JESUS IT'S ETHNIC FOOD!

    I don't eat ethnic foods. It hottens up the blood.


    Next: A Pastor with hemorrhoids.

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