[James Dewitt]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me enjoys a satisfying cigarette after solidly rebuking unsaved trash on here.

Oh my yes, and a glass of single malt scotch.


The person below me is happy that Sister Lycia's monthly visitor came today.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

AMEN, True!

The person below me still has housework to complete today.

True, but that's for my maids Maria, Consuelo, and Juanita to take care of.

The person below me enjoys a satisfying cigarette after solidly rebuking unsaved trash on here.

[PetitionLady]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. That's why I vote Republican.

The person below me is ready for the Rapture! (Which could happen any second now!)

AMEN, True!

The person below me still has housework to complete today.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has seen Reverend Jim without the "hair enhancement".

Jim does not have a "hair enhancement", Jesus gave him long lasting hair!

The person below me is ready for the Rapture! (Which could happen any second now!)

True, the sooner the better.

The person below me agrees "vegan butcher" is the most idiotic profession ever.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False, I have not met the Senior Church members, but look forward to it once I leave this Godless New Babylon and relocate to Iowa.

The person below me also longs for the day that the only book the United States Supreme Court uses as a reference is the King James Bible.

True. That's why I vote Republican.

The person below me is ready for the Rapture! (Which could happen any second now!)

[Brother Scott]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

False. Psalm 9:10 "And they that know thy name will put their trust in thee: for thou, LORD, hast not forsaken them that seek thee."

The person below me has seen Reverend Jim without the "hair enhancement".

False, I have not met the Senior Church members, but look forward to it once I leave this Godless New Babylon and relocate to Iowa.

The person below me also longs for the day that the only book the United States Supreme Court uses as a reference is the King James Bible.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, but I'm having a problem with the math. What's two times nothing?

The person under me wonders how many more times "this generation shall not pass" until the Rapture.

False. Psalm 9:10 "And they that know thy name will put their trust in thee: for thou, LORD, hast not forsaken them that seek thee."

The person below me has seen Reverend Jim without the "hair enhancement".

[Didymus Much]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me has decided to double their tithes to God's favorite church (Landover Baptist) this year.

True, but I'm having a problem with the math. What's two times nothing?

The person under me wonders how many more times "this generation shall not pass" until the Rapture.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me hasn't ever tasted a fresh cranberry.

False. I've had them fresh out of the can, jellified at every turkey dinner I've ever had. Dee-lish!


The person under me has decided to double their tithes to God's favorite church (Landover Baptist) this year.

[jennabenna]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True. I've got no use for daughters. I just give 'em up for adoption.

The person below me has repelled advancing homosexuals with nothing but a King James Bible.

As false as your beliefs. Why would I want to repel my own kind?

The person below me hasn't ever tasted a fresh cranberry.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, I did not do it myself, I have people for that sort of thing.


The person below me is as confused about females and their unclean time as I am. How can someone bleed for 7 days and not die?

True. I've got no use for daughters. I just give 'em up for adoption.

The person below me has repelled advancing homosexuals with nothing but a King James Bible.

[James Dewitt]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me has already removed the Christmas lights from the eaves of their house.

True, I did not do it myself, I have people for that sort of thing.


The person below me is as confused about females and their unclean time as I am. How can someone bleed for 7 days and not die?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

True, seaweed is for fish, not for humans. I don't eat much fish either as there is not much sport in hunting them. With exception to the dynamite whale fishing trip I hade once with Free Market Fred.

The person below me just burned down his neighbor's house to make sure there are no Christmas trees left.

False. The papist scum burned it down himself with all the Mary candles under the tree.

The person below me has already removed the Christmas lights from the eaves of their house.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person under me refuses to eat seaweed, no matter how the slopes cook 'em.

True, seaweed is for fish, not for humans. I don't eat much fish either as there is not much sport in hunting them. With exception to the dynamite whale fishing trip I hade once with Free Market Fred.

The person below me just burned down his neighbor's house to make sure there are no Christmas trees left.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The person under me: (True or false)

The person below me still has some eggnog left in their fridge!

Well, that might be true. I'm not even sure where my fridge is to be honest. My servants do that sort of thing for me...And I drink eggnog all year long, so I suppose it must be true.



The person under me refuses to eat seaweed, no matter how the slopes cook 'em.