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  • Tyrone Shoelaces
    Unsaved trash
    • Jan 2007
    • 237

    #1

    Freehold

    Please describe your city to me. I am just curious to hear about it.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Freehold

    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
    Please describe your city to me. I am just curious to hear about it.
    Imagine a wonderful, clean safe place filled with attractive, intelligent and wealthy True Christians™.

    Now imagine a high-voltage fance surrounding it that you would have no hope of penetrating. That's Freehold.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: Freehold

      Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
      Please describe your city to me. I am just curious to hear about it.
      If you took the Catholics, Methodists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Mormons, Jehosafats and all other false religions out of Iowa Falls and gave it a bigger Wal-Mart, more Hummers, and a few more automatic weapons, it might look a bit like Freehold.
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: Freehold

        Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
        Please describe your city to me. I am just curious to hear about it.
        You're still here?
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        • OnYourKnees
          On Extended Furlough
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2006
          • 4729

          #5
          Re: Freehold

          Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
          You're still here?
          I thought he left.

          And I thought he'd already been told that Freehold is a gated community, entirely privately owned, not a "city" in the secular sense.

          All property is owned by the Church, and houses and estates are sold like condominiums. Buyers own the buildings and the rights to use the outlined property until the Rapture.

          Should God choose to spare Freehold following the Rapture, property holders may retain rights to their estates.

          Clear enough?

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Freehold

            Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
            Please describe your city to me. I am just curious to hear about it.
            There is this big wall with a dog run behind it to keep sinners like you out friend. Frankly I don't think you could even afford to rent a shabby $2,000 a month studio apartment downtown so why even ask?

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Tyrone Shoelaces
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2007
              • 237

              #7
              Re: Freehold

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              There is this big wall with a dog run behind it to keep sinners like you out friend. Frankly I don't think you could even afford to rent a shabby $2,000 a month studio apartment downtown so why even ask?
              Are you kidding me? I can afford that; however, I have no need to move. Even if I did move I would move to an interesting place like Miami or something...Iowa is in the middle of nowhere and the city of Freehold apparently does not exist...Freehold, Iowa bore no results on any online search engine.

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              • Appelfap.
                Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 130

                #8
                Re: Freehold

                If you allow me:
                Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-07-2007, 06:33 PM. Reason: HTML error
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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #9
                  Re: Freehold

                  Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                  If you allow me:
                  Thank you, AppleFritter! I see you've been reviewing landoverbaptist.org and have found the map of our church campus. The gated community of Freehold has no available maps; security issues, you understand.

                  Have you been enjoying the Bible quizzes and many educational articles?
                  Last edited by OnYourKnees; 02-07-2007, 06:35 PM.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Freehold

                    Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                    Are you kidding me? I can afford that; however, I have no need to move. Even if I did move I would move to an interesting place like Miami or something...Iowa is in the middle of nowhere and the city of Freehold apparently does not exist...Freehold, Iowa bore no results on any online search engine.
                    National security pal; Al Quida would give their right daddy rock for a map of Landover. Were do you think United 93 was headed 911? Praise Jesus He inspired the unsaved trash on that plane to kill themselves rather that let Satan have their way.

                    That's why there is that joke map at the com site that Applescrap posted; missinformation.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                    Hot Must ReadThreads!


                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • OnYourKnees
                      On Extended Furlough
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 4729

                      #11
                      Re: Freehold

                      Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
                      Iowa is in the middle of nowhere and the city of Freehold apparently does not exist...Freehold, Iowa bore no results on any online search engine.
                      You have been told repeatedly that Freehold is a gated community, not a city.

                      Are you so dense that you're unable to comprehend something so basic?

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                      • Enobarbus
                        Professor of English Landover University
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3496

                        #12
                        Re: Freehold

                        For the information of all, especially the UNSAVED as defined in the injunction, Landover has a permanent injunction enjoining the UNSAVED from physical presence within a 10 mile radius of Freehold.

                        The judgement is on the Net here:

                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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