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  • 15.3IQ
    • Feb 2007
    • 57

    #1

    ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

    hmm lets see if any genius baptists will see the sarcasm in this....hey maybe a little OBVIOUS logical humor will make you see the errors of your reasoning.....HA i doubt it...watch this you sheeple

  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

    What a wonderful description of God's word.
    I'll recommend the Pastors show that at Church on Sunday

    It just proves how deluded Atheists are!!

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • 15.3IQ
      • Feb 2007
      • 57

      #3
      Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

      Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
      What a wonderful description of God's word.
      I'll recommend the Pastors show that at Church on Sunday

      It just proves how deluded Atheists are!!

      lol wow i cant believe it already a bite of ignorance....IT WAS A JOKE SHOWING HOW STUPID FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE....i cant believe you cant see that....WOW

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      • 15.3IQ
        • Feb 2007
        • 57

        #4
        Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

        heres another for you... LOL

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

          Originally posted by 15.3IQ View Post
          lol wow i cant believe it already a bite of ignorance....IT WAS A JOKE SHOWING HOW STUPID FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE....i cant believe you cant see that....WOW
          Believing is all a part of our Faith.
          That's why It's called our Faith.

          Have I told you about my good friend Jesus Christ™ who temporarily died because people didn't have enough Faith in him?
          Don't you care that someone died because of people like you?

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • 15.3IQ
            • Feb 2007
            • 57

            #6
            Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

            Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
            Believing is all a part of our Faith.
            That's why It's called our Faith.

            Have I told you about my good friend Jesus Christ™ who temporarily died because people didn't have enough Faith in him?
            Don't you care that someone died because of people like you?

            no he didnt die for my sins...that doesnt make sense...especially considering people can still go to hell....so what did he die for? he died because he commited blasphemy...he said he was the son of god. he wasnt so they killed him just like it says to in the OT.

            how can you "just believe" something? that doesnt make sense...we are humans, we need proof!

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

              Originally posted by 15.3IQ View Post
              how can you "just believe" something? that doesnt make sense...we are humans, we need proof!
              We don't "JUST" believe something. We believe what is written in our Good Book. That is proof. That is True Faith.

              If I had to choose between believing an evil Scientist and The Word of God then...........Hey! NO CONTEST!
              Last edited by Talitha; 02-06-2007, 11:00 AM.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • eliot mayfield
                God Squad
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 9324

                #8
                Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

                I have proof. The KJV1611. It's god's word to man.
                Matthew:
                5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • 15.3IQ
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 57

                  #9
                  Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

                  Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                  I have proof. The KJV1611. It's god's word to man.
                  i have a book called the book of life...it says its true and that god wrote it....so why is your book any more right then mine...

                  just because your book says its written by god doesnt mean it is....my socks are made by god!!! look at me!!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

                    Originally posted by 15.3IQ View Post
                    i have a book called the book of life...it says its true and that god wrote it....so why is your book any more right then mine...

                    just because your book says its written by god doesnt mean it is....my socks are made by god!!! look at me!!
                    The only books you have are the kind you need crayons to complete. You continue to astonish us with your imbecility. If you have nothing better to contribute than just name-calling and mocking God, then we'll have to ask you to leave.

                    We want to help guide you toward the light of Jesus. I suggest that you listen. Jesus could decide to kill you at any moment, and you will sure not enjoy eternal damnation boy. Forever is a mighty long time to spend gargling satan's spunk.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 1439

                      #11
                      Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

                      Originally posted by 15.3IQ View Post
                      he died because he commited blasphemy...he said he was the son of god. he wasnt so they killed him just like it says to in the OT.
                      You contradict yourself too much. Just yesterday you were spouting that there was no God or Jesus. You're just another kiddie coming here to persecute good True Christians aren't you?
                      Last edited by Rev. Dr. Davidson; 02-06-2007, 01:49 PM.
                      "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                      (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324

                        #12
                        Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

                        :
                        faith /feɪθ/Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[feyth]Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation–noun 1.confidence or trust in a person or thing: faith in another's ability. 2.belief that is not based on proof: He had faith that the hypothesis would be substantiated by fact. 3.belief in God or in the doctrines or teachings of religion: the firm faith of the Pilgrims. 4.belief in anything, as a code of ethics, standards of merit, etc.: to be of the same faith with someone concerning honesty. 5.a system of religious belief: the Christian faith; the Jewish faith. 6.the obligation of loyalty or fidelity to a person, promise, engagement, etc.: Failure to appear would be breaking faith. 7.the observance of this obligation; fidelity to one's promise, oath, allegiance, etc.: He was the only one who proved his faith during our recent troubles. 8.Christian Theology. the trust in God and in His promises as made through Christ and the Scriptures by which humans are justified or saved. —Idiom 9.in faith, in truth; indeed: In faith, he is a fine lad.
                        [Origin: 1200–50; ME feith < AF fed, OF feid, feit < L fidem, acc. of fidés trust, akin to fīdere to trust. See confide]


                        "
                        Matthew 17
                        20": And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • OnYourKnees
                          On Extended Furlough
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 4729

                          #13
                          Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

                          Originally posted by 15.3IQ View Post
                          he died because he commited blasphemy...he said he was the son of god. he wasnt so they killed him just like it says to in the OT.
                          Did you read the Bible yet, son?

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                          • 15.3IQ
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 57

                            #14
                            Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

                            how can you spend an eternity being tortured....it would get boring eventually and you have no nerves for pain....your ****in dumb

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                            • 15.3IQ
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 57

                              #15
                              Re: ITS SO OBVIOUS!!!

                              here you like things being put intelligently lets see if you take your time to read something intelligent and truthful

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