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  • Rev. Carlton Green
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Nov 2006
    • 311

    #1

    Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

    Let's give 3 cheers to some of our favourite Landover Baptist members, albeit in Sim form.


    I've tried to make you all as accurately as possible:


    Pastor Pistle (a Godly man fighting in a world of heathens):



    SUV (Sister Sue Vera) :


    Pastor Zeke (He was the easiest to make):



    Mrs. Rogers (We are most thankful to have guidance from a most compassionate Christian)





    Remy Lebleu (An ex-nigra who has learnt his proper place):


    Me (Carlton Green):


    ------------------------------------

    And now, two of our most unholy heathens. I think I made you guys look the most correct: (WARNING: These unsaved are not for the weak of stumach)


    Rachael von Hellraising! Harlot!



    Hitushi, you crooked jappyknees!

  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #2
    Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

    I notice we all seem to have the same pictures on our walls? Is that meant to be us at an internet cafe?
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Rev. Carlton Green
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Nov 2006
      • 311

      #3
      Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

      Whatever floats your boat. (Since your a witch, floating shouldn't be hard for you.)


      If anybody would like to see their face up on this topic, do let me know!

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

        Oh, Praise You, Brother Green!!!

        The twinkle in my left eye for you; the other for JESUS.



        And Bless You, you got my Tiara Dead on!

        (Hah! I don't see Hell-sinker wearing her Cheap piece of paiste in here!):

        Last edited by SUV; 02-14-2007, 02:42 AM.

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #5
          Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

          Pastor Al visits my internet cafe????????
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          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78553

            #6
            Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

            Originally posted by Carlton Green View Post
            Let's give 3 cheers to some of our favourite Landover Baptist members, albeit in Sim form.


            I've tried to make you all as accurately as possible:


            Pastor Pistle (a Godly man fighting in a world of heathens):


            Marvelous! You've taken 50 years off our Beloved Pastor Pistle! GLORY! My father has photos of him that look like this back when that jew Eisenhauer was president....

            Pastor Zeke (He was the easiest to make):



            Thank you Brother Green. You used my favorite t-shirt in that likeness.

            And now, two of our most unholy heathens. I think I made you guys look the most correct: (WARNING: These unsaved are not for the weak of stumach)


            Rachael von Hellraising! Harlot!



            You are too generous, sir. She's at least 50lbs heavier than that. And what about her tattoos and piercings?
            You have done a great service here today Brother G. Keep up the good work!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Deaner
              Christ's Love Messenger
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5932

              #7
              Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

              Personally I thought he got Rachel pretty well; it looks like she has a giant phallic symbol in her mouth.

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                I'm probably at least 20 lbs thinner than that actually. My BMI is 17.2, not 27.2.
                Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 02-14-2007, 03:21 AM.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Remy Lebeau
                  LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                  President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                  Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2058

                  #9
                  Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                  Originally posted by Carlton Green View Post
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                  • OnYourKnees
                    On Extended Furlough
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4729

                    #10
                    Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                    Personally I thought he got Rachel pretty well; it looks like she has a giant phallic symbol in her mouth.

                    I was wondering why there was an inflatable love doll in the Internet cafe, but then I saw that it was Rachael Van Humpalot.

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                    • maverickxeo
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 261

                      #11
                      Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                      I'm not a "not so favorite" yet? I'm hurt, truly.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #12
                        Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                        Excellent work Brother Green! Excellent!

                        I am impressed how you made Rachael to look like a blow up doll. We all know she is a sex crazed, hellbound harlot.

                        I LOVE Sister Sue's tiara! And you made the Pastors look almost as handsome as they really are.

                        Bless you Brother!

                        With Love, Sister Thumper
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                        • WickedWitch
                          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 1366

                          #13
                          Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                          I'm rather surprised Eno and Petal weren't included in this. Ditto for Lilith... I imagine you'd have fun making her a computer generated Doppleganger. And what about me? I mean, seriously, come on, after a couple of years I think a person such as myself deserves to be on the Not So Favourites list.

                          P.S.
                          My thanks to Mr. Green for spelling favourites correctly (i.e.: the Canadian way; with a "u").
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                          • Lone Wolf
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 56

                            #14
                            Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                            Dude that's funny, I can tell you used these characters from the SIMS video game. That reminds me of Strangerhood (web series) but to get vanhelsing like that you must have choped off her cheeks in the screen shot. Pastor Ezekiel reminds me of a character named Wade in Strangerhood. I say good job. Here is the strangerhood trailer it's a funny show. Ezekiel will now always be Wade to me. (Complement not an insult.) See ya guys later.

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2025
                              • 15118

                              #15
                              Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                              Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                              Dude that's funny, I can tell you used these characters from the SIMS video game. That reminds me of Strangerhood (web series) but to get vanhelsing like that you must have choped off her cheeks in the screen shot. Pastor Ezekiel reminds me of a character named Wade in Strangerhood. I say good job. Here is the strangerhood trailer it's a funny show. Ezekiel will now always be Wade to me. (Complement not an insult.) See ya guys later.

                              http://sh.roosterteeth.com/archive/episode.php?id=85
                              Why do you speak in Riddles?
                              Can you not quote some suitable Chapters from The Bible(KJV1611) to state your feelings?

                              Oh, and please don't be trying it on with Pastor Ezekiel. He has an aversion to Homers.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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