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  • Lone Wolf
    • Jan 2007
    • 56

    #16
    Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

    Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
    Why do you speak in Riddles?
    Can you not quote some suitable Chapters from The Bible(KJV1611) to state your feelings?

    Oh, and please don't be trying it on with Pastor Ezekiel. He has an aversion to Homers.
    I was just trying to be nice to you people, nevermind then. Riddles? Are words to hard for your mind to understand? The bible cannot describe how I am felling cause the bible doesn't talk about the internet. Or a Video game called The SIMS. And about that last part, I was trying to be nice in an un-gay sort of way. Personally I don't like gays and I'm not one. Now stop being a bitch. Thank you.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

      Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
      I was just trying to be nice to you people, nevermind then. Riddles? Are words to hard for your mind to understand? The bible cannot describe how I am felling cause the bible doesn't talk about the internet. Or a Video game called The SIMS. And about that last part, I was trying to be nice in an un-gay sort of way. Personally I don't like gays and I'm not one. Now stop being a bitch. Thank you.
      Okay, punk; I looked at that heathen website and that character "Wade" is clearly some hippie fag. No self-respecting True Christian™ Pastor would EVER let himself look so filthy and unkempt. Just because you have joined the long list of homers who lust after my rock hard body and masculine good looks, it doesn't mean you need to burden our forum with your cartoon fantasies. All I can tell you is take a number, grab a Bible, and sit down and wait.

      That, plus I am awarding you a batch of infraction points for insulting Sister Talitha. Now go wash your mouth out with soap. You DO possess soap, don't you?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #18
        Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

        Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
        I'm not a "not so favorite" yet? I'm hurt, truly.
        Uhhhh..... who are you?
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • maverickxeo
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2007
          • 261

          #19
          Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

          I'm the supposed gay Belgian satanist. At least, that's what they have called me, without any proof, even when my IP address is easy to acquire and find out that I am in Canada.

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          • SUV
            True Christian™ Princess
            The Driving Force behind RA12
            Have at it, anytime!
            • Sep 2006
            • 11027

            #20
            Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

            Originally posted by maverickxeo View Post
            I'm the supposed gay Belgian satanist. At least, that's what they have called me, without any proof, even when my IP address is easy to acquire and find out that I am in Canada.
            Oh my GOD: Homer! Belgian! Satanist! Canadian!

            I'd better leave here before I wear out the exclamation marks!!!!

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            • Rev. Carlton Green
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Nov 2006
              • 311

              #21
              Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

              Three more deserving additions. All of them part of our LBC Beautiful Blondes.


              First and foremost, our matchmaking BibleThumpingBlonde!



              Next up is our own Godly Sister Talitha!


              Finally, one of our newer members, drop-dead stunning and SAVED to boot, VictoryOS!

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              • Rev. Carlton Green
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2006
                • 311

                #22
                Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                Sadly, a certain Cattylick has made himself well-known at Landover. Perhaps I captured the TRUE likeness!


                Father Mo Lester *shudder*

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                • Father Thomas Martin
                  Pedantic Pubescent Pedophile Papist Proselytizer
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1015

                  #23
                  Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                  Originally posted by Rev. Carlton Green View Post
                  Sadly, a certain Cattylick has made himself well-known at Landover. Perhaps I captured the TRUE likeness!


                  Father Mo Lester *shudder*
                  So, do I get one, too?
                  ACTS 5:29

                  But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                  There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                    Originally posted by Father Thomas Martin View Post
                    So, do I get one, too?
                    As the Catholic priest/pederast said to the Archbishop. While they were discussing the distribution of alterboy catamites.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Rev. Carlton Green
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 311

                      #25
                      Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                      Well, I suppose he's hellbound anyway, so I figure it couldn't hurt to capture his uglyness. I must say that Cathylicks do like to cross-dress.

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                      • see_the_light
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1386

                        #26
                        Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        As the Catholic priest/pederast said to the Archbishop. While they were discussing the distribution of alterboy catamites.

                        Brother


                        "priest/pederast" more than a pleonasm, a gem of tautology cast in a short (and sadly true) joke about those damn cat-a-licks.

                        PRAISE THE LORD!

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                        • Ahimaaz Smith
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 2549

                          #27
                          Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                          Originally posted by Rev. Carlton Green View Post
                          Let's give 3 cheers to some of our favourite Landover Baptist members, albeit in Sim form.
                          LOL, Rev. Green. I especially liked the Van Hellbound image. Please, though, don't post any Sim sex vids with these characters, that would be too disgusting even to contemplate.

                          Originally posted by Lone Wolf View Post
                          Dude that's funny, I can tell you used these characters from the SIMS video game.
                          Wow, Lone Wolf, you're a regular Sherlock Holmes. How long did it take you to figure that out?

                          Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                          • VictoryOS
                            True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                             
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 5388

                            #28
                            Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                            Originally posted by Rev. Carlton Green View Post
                            Finally, one of our newer members, drop-dead stunning and SAVED to boot, VictoryOS!
                            I missed this thread the first time around. Wow, I am one beautiful lady, if I do say so myself...MEOW!
                            Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                            in 2016

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                            • Hitoshi
                              Professor of Engrish
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 446

                              #29
                              Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                              I am one beautiful lady, if I do say so myself...MEOW!
                              you need say so yourself because nobody else will say.

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                              • VictoryOS
                                True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                                 
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 5388

                                #30
                                Re: Just for fun! LBC favourites! (and not so favourites)

                                Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
                                you need say so yourself because nobody else will say.
                                I happen to have several suitors, you vile little Jap! Just because you're unable to see real beauty through your little eyeslits doesn't mean you have the right to verbally abuse me. Go find some tenticles to fornicate with, you little ricemunch.
                                Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                                in 2016

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