[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

Happy Birthday Professor X. It makes me want to puke just thinking about how you would celebrate today.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

"Happy" birthday to you, "Professor" Qwackosha Slavename, Landover's star racist lezbean heterophobe.

May you rot in hell for your wicked sins.

Oh, and remember that "Musky Clam Love" () is unacceptable reading at whatever kind of event you racist lezbeans celebrate.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

Thank you all for your (in)sincere wishes for my birthday. I really, really wanted to invite all of you to my party but you know how things are... <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

I had a very politically correct birthday. We made sure to invite equal numbers of people from various races and cultures so that everyone was represented. The cake was eco and animal friendly. No animal byproducts were made in the cake ingredients, in fact it was made out of soy and lentil. No whipped cream was used which releases CO2 in the atmosphere and speeds up global warming.

For my birthday my wife bought me a "World's Greatest Professor" coffee mug. I also received a special collector's edition coin set of Barack Obama, tickets to go see k.d. lang when she performs this summer, a new pair of Birkenstocks, some razors (actually a joke, since I am a true feminist and do not shave anywhere), an eighth of some prime Humboldt weed, a bumper sticker for my Toyota Prius that says "Support Marriage Equality", and a new bullhorn that I can use at protest rallies (my old one was draining batteries way too quickly).

I'm sooooooo sorry you couldn't make it. We thought of including some token White Christians, but thought it would be just too funny! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

[Nobar King]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

I didn't think you hippie liberals used batteries because they just go into the landfill.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

I didn't think you hippie liberals used batteries because they just go into the landfill.

We use Rechargeable batteries. I understand that the usage of charging these batteries leaves a carbon footprint, but it's for a greater good. I do my part to help the environment. Just last week me and 20 animal rights activists from PETA protested outside an Orkin exterminator's office. They refused to use traps that would capture roaches and rats alive without harming them, instead resorting to genocidal methods like poison pellets and gas (sounds like the Nazis, huh?).

[stavros]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

Miss April has spelling issues. She meant "Negro". This, of course, is in deference to the Professor's obsession with avoiding feminine terms (the correct term for a female Negro is "Negress"). She was TRYING to be polite.

More than I can say for you.

So, since you ignore God's Word, why do you hate homosexuals? Because they're "icky"? Or because you secretly want to have sexual relations with them? After all, it is said that you cannot hate something in others unless you see it in yourself.

Christians don't hate homosexuals. We want them to be Saved©.

Because i don´t like the way they are.
i don´t want them to be saved.
I want them to disappear

[Miss April]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

You´re also racist?
And i thought you were a perfect woman:S

Troll I don't care what you thought of me Nobody is perfect But God But how am i Racist? little boy Learn to hit the Shift key next time before you talk

[Miss April]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

Why do you accuse Miss April of being racist. LBC is a Christian forum and we abhor racism in any form. Miss April is a fine young Christian lady and is definately NOT a racist. Please hit the shift key when typing "I". It's a personal pronoun and should aways be capitalized. If you're British, we have a typing class thread set up.

Thanks,

Why thank you very much Brother Johnny you are a great True Christian Man

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

Because i don´t like the way they are.
i don´t want them to be saved.
I want them to disappear

That was an incredibly hateful thing to say. Through Jesus all things are possible. Even though sodomites are an abomination who deserve to be killed in painful and gruesome ways, that is no reason to be so bigoted against them!

I'll have you know that we at Landover Baptist Church have helped innumerable queers to achieve normalcy and give up their perverted lifestyle. We never give up on anybody! Jesus didn't!

If you're going to post such hatefulness, we may have to ask you to leave.

[SUV]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

[QUOTE=Tertius The Scribe;351772"Musky Clam Love" () is unacceptable [/QUOTE]

No Doubt® they also played "MuskRAT Love," that old snoozer by The Captain and Tennille.

If ever anyone was Born to spring Rat Attack 2009 on Landover, Surely© it is this unRepentant gomer!

[stavros]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

Troll I don't care what you thought of me Nobody is perfect But God But how am i Racist? little boy Learn to hit the Shift key next time before you talk

Oh I´m sorry beautiful one.
Won´t happen again.
But you use it too much

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

We use Rechargeable batteries. I understand that the usage of charging these batteries leaves a carbon footprint, but it's for a greater good. I do my part to help the environment. Just last week me and 20 animal rights activists from PETA protested outside an Orkin exterminator's office. They refused to use traps that would capture roaches and rats alive without harming them, instead resorting to genocidal methods like poison pellets and gas (sounds like the Nazis, huh?).

Why didn't they just lead the cockroaches and rats into a van and then execute them via injection, like PETA does with dogs?

Los Angeles – A provocative ad campaign launched today in Weekly Variety advises Hollywood celebrities who support People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PeTA) to “fire their publicist” in light of the 62 felony animal cruelty charges that have been brought by police against two PeTA employees.

The ad appears on pages 1 and A7 in the “Annual Philanthropy Issue” of the fabled trade magazine. It lists the names of 50 celebrities serving on the Honorary Committee for PeTA’s 25th Anniversary celebration, including Pamela Anderson, Christina Applegate, Alicia Silverstone and Victoria Principal, and suggests: “If your name is on this list, fire your publicist.”

“Some people say there is no such thing as bad publicity,” cautions the Foundation for Biomedical Research, and refers readers to the recent gruesome discovery of dead dogs and puppies in North Carolina, allegedly killed in the back of a van, stuffed in trash bags, and tossed into a dumpster by PeTA employees.

Because i don´t like the way they are.
i don´t want them to be saved.
I want them to disappear

So you're a bigoted monster. They have no impact on your life, but you want to destroy them. You probably want to torture them first, and rape them.

Not long ago, Pastor Ezekiel and I compared notes on a couple of our outreach efforts; my Truck Stop Glory Roller ministry, and Landover's Prayer Circles for Sodomites program. We both have found that nearly every sodomite we reached out to and deeply touched eventually revealed to us that he had spent many of his younger years hating homosexuals, then beating them up, then finally raping them before deciding that he also wanted to engage in the homosexual deathstyle.

This suggests to us that homosexuality is contagious. Violent physical contact with them, even when insulated by a baseball bat or tire iron, seems to cause the release of "gay germs" into all the surrounding virile men.

It sounds to me like you have been infected with the gay. You should definitely speak to Pastor Ezekiel about enrollment in the BASH program; I'd wager it's too late for Prayer Circles for Sodomites.

[stavros]

Re: Happy Birthday, Professor Tyeisha X!

Why didn't they just lead the cockroaches and rats into a van and then execute them via injection, like PETA does with dogs?



So you're a bigoted monster. They have no impact on your life, but you want to destroy them. You probably want to torture them first, and rape them.

Not long ago, Pastor Ezekiel and I compared notes on a couple of our outreach efforts; my Truck Stop Glory Roller ministry, and Landover's Prayer Circles for Sodomites program. We both have found that nearly every sodomite we reached out to and deeply touched eventually revealed to us that he had spent many of his younger years hating homosexuals, then beating them up, then finally raping them before deciding that he also wanted to engage in the homosexual deathstyle.

This suggests to us that homosexuality is contagious. Violent physical contact with them, even when insulated by a baseball bat or tire iron, seems to cause the release of "gay germs" into all the surrounding virile men.

It sounds to me like you have been infected with the gay. You should definitely speak to Pastor Ezekiel about enrollment in the BASH program; I'd wager it's too late for Prayer Circles for Sodomites.

Hmm...Let me think...Nah I´m very hetero