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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #16
    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

    Listen, ladies, you don't have to fight over uncle Nobar. There's enough of me to go around.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Miss April
      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
      Forum Member
      • Apr 2009
      • 685

      #17
      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Listen, ladies, you don't have to fight over uncle Nobar. There's enough of me to go around.
      Brother Nobar your so funny but that's true i'm done talking to this useless witch anyway

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366

        #18
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

        Originally posted by Miss April View Post
        What on Earth do you mean by 'there you go' again? I have done nothing wrong, Lady, I don't need you to fix my posts Well, apparently you do, honey, there is nothing wrong with them, so leave them alone. Actually, there's an awful lot wrong with them, otherwise I wouldn't have to fix them. You're nothing but a Witch, that's a liar. If my posts give you a headache then don't read them. It's that Easy It's hard not to read them when they stick out like a sore thumb. My only problem is unsaved trash like you think that you can talk to the Wonderful True Christians here on God's Favorite Forum however you please Sweetheart, you might be a Christian, but I've been around here a lot longer than you, and in my mind, that means you have to earn the privilege to speak down to me. And the first qualification for said privilege is proper grammar. You're a liar, so why should I believe anything you say? I bet you do have a crush on Brother Nobar but he is too good for you Well, not to deflate any egos, but I shall always and only have eyes for One-Eyed Jack. I love the English language, so I don't know what you're talking about
        If you really loved English, you wouldn't mangle it so horribly.
        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        Listen, ladies, you don't have to fight over uncle Nobar. There's enough of me to go around.
        I wasn't fighting over you, but it's cute of you to think so. *Gives you a cookie*
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Miss April
          Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
          Forum Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 685

          #19
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          If you really loved English, you wouldn't mangle it so horribly.

          I wasn't fighting over you, but it's cute of you to think so. *Gives you a cookie*
          Stop Fixing my Posts you useless Witch I don't mangle anything Horribly so your Wrong Don't eat it brother Nobar i bet she put something bad in it

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

            Thanks for the warning, Miss April, I'll give it to the dog, first.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • WickedWitch
              Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
              CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
              • Jan 2007
              • 1366

              #21
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

              Aaaaaanyway, we're fogetting what this thread's all about!



              O Canada!
              Our home and native land!
              True patriot love in all thy sons command.
              With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
              The True North strong and free!
              From far and wide,
              O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
              God keep our land glorious and free!
              O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
              O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.


              O Canada!
              Terre de nos aïeux,
              Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux.
              Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
              Il sait porter la croix.
              Ton histoire est une épopée,
              Des plus brillants exploits.
              Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
              Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
              Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

              This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • Miss April
                Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 685

                #22
                Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Thanks for the warning, Miss April, I'll give it to the dog, first.
                Your Very Welcame Brother Nobar you got to watch out for witchs like her there always doing bad things to Wonderful True christians like you Good Idea

                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                Aaaaaanyway, we're fogetting what this thread's all about!

                O Canada!
                Our home and native land!
                True patriot love in all thy sons command.
                With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
                The True North strong and free!
                From far and wide,
                O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
                God keep our land glorious and free!
                O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
                O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.


                O Canada!
                Terre de nos aïeux,
                Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux.
                Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
                Il sait porter la croix.
                Ton histoire est une épopée,
                Des plus brillants exploits.
                Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
                Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
                Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

                That's a Terrible song and you can't even Sing so why Try lesbain Witch? and What's so special about Canada Lady?

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                • WickedWitch
                  Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                  CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 1366

                  #23
                  Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

                  Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                  Your Very Welcame Brother Nobar you got to watch out for witchs like her there always doing bad things to Wonderful True christians like you Good Idea I'd never do that to Nobar! Zeke maybe, but Nobar? Not in a million years!


                  That's a Terrible song and you can't even Sing so why Try lesbain Witch? and What's so special about Canada Lady?
                  1: I'm not a lesbian. 2: You've never even heard me sing, honey, so you can't comment on that. 3: We're freaking amazing, that's what's so special about us, and today is our 142nd birthday. Now, if you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all; if you don't like Canada, why are you hanging out in a Canada Day thread? Sod off and take your negativity with you.
                  This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #24
                    Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

                    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                    Aaaaaanyway, we're fogetting what this thread's all about!
                    For a Canada Day present, how about a freshly-baked infraction for polluting God's Favourite Forum with your anti-American filth?
                    I can't see what there is to celebrate about Canada anyway. Surely a sombre day of mourning would be a better way to commemorate the continuous, ongoing tragedy that is Canada's existence?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • JoeJackson
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 43

                      #25
                      Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

                      Canada day is a good thing, takes a little heat off my boy. Hey, any one seen Will Smith, I needs to talk to him.

                      I got me a PO box there, the crazy government sends me free prescriptions. I do love my Percocets and Night Train.

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                      • Darren Ingram-Myers
                        Liebral Girlie-Man
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 163

                        #26
                        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                        True patriot love in all thy sons command.
                        I was thinking about emigrating to Canada, but not if it has such a sexist national anthem.
                        The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                        • SUV
                          True Christian™ Princess
                          The Driving Force behind RA12
                          Have at it, anytime!
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 11027

                          #27
                          Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

                          I mean,

                          (He's back......Dear Jesus, he is back!)

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                          • Miss April
                            Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                            Forum Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 685

                            #28
                            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

                            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                            1: I'm not a lesbian. 2: You've never even heard me sing, honey, so you can't comment on that. 3: We're freaking amazing, that's what's so special about us, and today is our 142nd birthday. Now, if you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all; if you don't like Canada, why are you hanging out in a Canada Day thread? Sod off and take your negativity with you.
                            Your Lying Witch I know you really are a Lesbain So quit Lying your lies will not work on me Canada is not Amazing and you are not Either but a Lesbain Freak So what Who cares its Canada's 142 Birthday our Great U.S.A Is better then your Canada Because I'm telling your wrong no I will not do anything you Say

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                            • Miss April
                              Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 685

                              #29
                              Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

                              Originally posted by SUV View Post
                              I mean,

                              (He's back......Dear Jesus, he is back!)
                              Who is this man Sister Suv?

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                              • Brother Temperance
                                Senior Usher
                                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                A very nice young man
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15621

                                #30
                                Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

                                Originally posted by Miss April View Post
                                Who is this man Sister Suv?
                                Alllie's future husband and/or wife.
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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