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  • Citan
    Unsaved trash
    • Jul 2009
    • 45

    #46
    Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

    I apologize for not capitalizing them, nobody warned me about it and I didn't mean to offend you in such manner.

    Pastor Ezekiel, you have seen my posts, I always capitalize God, True Christians(TM) and The Lord. This was only my first mistake of this kind and I wasn't forewarned in any way, I promise you it will never happen again. Please tell me how can I atone for this innocent mistake.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #47
      Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

      Originally posted by Citan View Post
      I apologize for not capitalizing them, nobody warned me about it and I didn't mean to offend you in such manner.

      Pastor Ezekiel, you have seen my posts, I always capitalize God, True Christians™ and The Lord. This was only my first mistake of this kind and I wasn't forewarned in any way, I promise you it will never happen again. Please tell me how can I atone for this innocent mistake.

      Tithe to the Church is a sure fire way to make amends......
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • nonethanks
        Toffo eating Girly-Man
        • Jul 2009
        • 70

        #48
        Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

        Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
        *demonic language deleted*
        OK so spanish is a demonic language?

        so what if I wrote in hebrew?

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        • nonethanks
          Toffo eating Girly-Man
          • Jul 2009
          • 70

          #49
          Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          Aquí se habla estadounidense. Favor de hablar la lengua preferida de Dios.
          There is no "united statesian language" there is english.

          although I am duly impressed by your spanish. It's almost grammatically correct

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #50
            Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

            Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
            ¡Usa tu auto porque ya se ve oxidado!
            Originally posted by nonethanks View Post
            There is no "United Statesian language;" there is English.

            [The independent clause is missing], although I am duly impressed by your Spanish. It's almost grammatically correct.
            I wouldn't describe your Spanish or your English as "almost grammatically correct."
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • nonethanks
              Toffo eating Girly-Man
              • Jul 2009
              • 70

              #51
              Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA

              Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
              I wouldn't describe your Spanish or your English as "almost grammatically correct."
              how would you describe it?

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              • JRFinn
                Doubting Thomas
                • Jun 2009
                • 204

                #52
                Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Tithe to the Church is a sure fire way to make amends......
                This is called selling indulgences, and it was one of the primary causes of the Reformation. You're doing exactly what the catholic church used to do.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #53
                  Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

                  Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                  This is called selling indulgences, and it was one of the primary causes of the Reformation. You're doing exactly what the catholic church used to do.
                  The catlick's require a contract to be signed, demanding a minimum of 10% before tax!!! They want to use automatic withdrawals directly from your bank. Most of this money is funneled directly to the Vatican, never to be seen again. Mafia and catlicks are synonymous.
                  Baptist donations are 100% voluntary. Big difference
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Pastor Isaac Peters
                    Senior Pastor
                    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                    Always Biblically correct
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 10639

                    #54
                    Re: Canada exists. Why, God, why?

                    Originally posted by JRFinn View Post
                    This is called selling indulgences, and it was one of the primary causes of the Reformation. You're doing exactly what the catholic church used to do.
                    Nonsense. Indulgences have to do with the Romanist myth of purgatory, which we reject as un-Scriptural.
                    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                    Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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