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  • Brother Lazarus
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 1062

    #1

    Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

    I'm glad I don't live in LA! It is my belief that there will be rioting in Los Angeles caused by the so called Michael Jackson memorial.

    This "event" requires a ticket and a wrist band for entry. The 17,500 tickets were free, first come first serve. Tickets (counterfeit mostly) are available on E-Bay and Craig's List for VERY high dollar amounts. Just wait and see what happens when people show up with both real and counterfeit tickets! The rioting could make the soccer melees that occur in South America and Great Britain look like a country fair. They'll probably have a mess in Staple's Center that will rival the disaster at the Louisiana Superdome after Katrina!

    There are predictions that up to 500,000 people will show up in the vicinity of Staple's Center. The potential for disaster is staggering.

    The fun will be broadcast live by most major US TV networks. The "memorial" starts at 10:00 am Pacific! For you Europeans and Brits the festivities will be on CNN International starting at 17:00 GMT. I'm sure there will be pre-funeral shows on all networks starting much earlier.

    It should be an interesting day!

    Yours in Christ
    Brother Lazarus
    In the Beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. Genesis 1.1. This scripture is the first verse of the Bible for a reason. It lays the foundation for the absolute truth found in God's Holy WORD, the Bible.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

    They were giving those tickets away for free on the internet. Even I was able to get one. I'm not going to Los Angeles, but I'm not selling my ticket, either. Let my seat remain empty.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • JoeJackson
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      • Jul 2009
      • 43

      #3
      Tickets to MJ's Celebration

      "Free" is such a dirty word. Yes, all the tickets are being 'Given Away', much like those flowers those weird fellows in the airport give you. A a small donation is requested. I cut though all the shenanigans. You want a ticket? Cough up the cash, Clyde.
      Tickets have been automatically issued to all Landover True Christians. The wholesale value has been credited to my pledge account. Pastor Zeke has the accounting on this.
      Some of you are able to pick the tickets up in person and you'll notice, were not charged. That is because I have trained my staff to recognize all of you.
      Any tickets 'given for free' to any person not from Landover is a counterfeit ticket. The bearer will be arrested at the entrance and will spend a week in the pokey.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

        I for one was quite disappointed. I was hoping there would be some kind of chaotic riot that rivaled the infamous Rodney King verdict riots L.A. had way back in '92. I even had my DVR all set up so that when I got home, I could kick off my shoes, lean back in my Barcalounger, and sip a fine single malt scotch while I watched unruly negroes destroy property and set fires.

        Sadly, it didn't happen.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #5
          Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

          Don't worry Reverend, they can never go too long without rioting.

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          • Brother Temperance
            Senior Usher
            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
            A very nice young man
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15621

            #6
            Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

            There actually were riots, but they didn't get much publicity. As opposed to your normal negro riot, this one was made up exclusively of negroes who'd turned white. It's a much smaller demographic, so not much damage was done.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • H. Montague Worthington
              True Christian™ Entrepreneur
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2716

              #7
              Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

              Every day of my life I say a solemn and heartfelt prayer to the Lord asking that Los Angeles shall be torn apart by a deadly and ferocious race riot. And every once in a while, the Lord answers my prayers. Just be patient as I've learned to be, and Los Angeles will consume itself in violence, fire, mayhem, murder, and chaos. Just be patient and trust in the Lord.

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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

                Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                Every day of my life I say a solemn and heartfelt prayer to the Lord asking that Los Angeles shall be torn apart by a deadly and ferocious race riot. And every once in a while, the Lord answers my prayers. Just be patient as I've learned to be, and Los Angeles will consume itself in violence, fire, mayhem, murder, and chaos. Just be patient and trust in the Lord.
                Amen, Brother Monty! L.A. is such a hellhole. That's why I live south of it, along the coast in beautiful Laguna Beach. Yea, we got our share of queers and artists, but at least everyone here is white. And the view of the Pacific is just unparalleled.

                Back in '92, I was so thrilled about the LA Riots. I thought it was even better than the Watts race riots of '65, because there was so much more media coverage this time around! LA burned for like three days, it was beautiful. I seriously consulted Revelations looking for signs, since I thought this might be the end times and the rapture was upon us! I remember watching it with some of my televangelist pals an fellow pastors in the living room of Rev. Jake's house. Seeing angry negroes torch Korean liquor stores and greedy Mexicans running out of stores carrying stereos provides great entertainment on a 60" big screen.

                Pure chaos and pure fun. Some business owners resorted to putting up "BLACK OWNED" signs in the windows so the wild and untamed negroes wouldn't vandalize the place or loot it. I imagine this is what negroes were like in their natural state before the White Man introduced civilization to them. Lots of negro bucks standing on top of cars, hootin' and hollerin', setting fires and throwing bricks at white people.

                The filthy Mexicans even joined in the party, even getting into scuffles with the negroes. Remember all the looting? There was so much anarchy and zero police presence, when the news reporters were live at the scene doing the stories, looters would come up to the camera and show off what they stole. "Yea my name is Manuel, from East LA...I just came out of Circuit City, I got a CD player stereo, my cousin Frito picked up a 13" TV/VCR combo and a couple of mariachi cassettes...we go home now and enjoy it. Later."

                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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