Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

[Brother Lazarus]

I'm glad I don't live in LA! It is my belief that there will be rioting in Los Angeles caused by the so called Michael Jackson memorial.

This "event" requires a ticket and a wrist band for entry. The 17,500 tickets were free, first come first serve. Tickets (counterfeit mostly) are available on E-Bay and Craig's List for VERY high dollar amounts. Just wait and see what happens when people show up with both real and counterfeit tickets! The rioting could make the soccer melees that occur in South America and Great Britain look like a country fair. They'll probably have a mess in Staple's Center that will rival the disaster at the Louisiana Superdome after Katrina!

There are predictions that up to 500,000 people will show up in the vicinity of Staple's Center. The potential for disaster is staggering.

The fun will be broadcast live by most major US TV networks. The "memorial" starts at 10:00 am Pacific! For you Europeans and Brits the festivities will be on CNN International starting at 17:00 GMT. I'm sure there will be pre-funeral shows on all networks starting much earlier.

It should be an interesting day!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Nobar King]

Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

They were giving those tickets away for free on the internet. Even I was able to get one. I'm not going to Los Angeles, but I'm not selling my ticket, either. Let my seat remain empty.

[JoeJackson]

Tickets to MJ's Celebration

"Free" is such a dirty word. Yes, all the tickets are being 'Given Away', much like those flowers those weird fellows in the airport give you. A a small donation is requested. I cut though all the shenanigans. You want a ticket? Cough up the cash, Clyde.
Tickets have been automatically issued to all Landover True Christians. The wholesale value has been credited to my pledge account. Pastor Zeke has the accounting on this.
Some of you are able to pick the tickets up in person and you'll notice, were not charged. That is because I have trained my staff to recognize all of you.
Any tickets 'given for free' to any person not from Landover is a counterfeit ticket. The bearer will be arrested at the entrance and will spend a week in the pokey.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

I for one was quite disappointed. I was hoping there would be some kind of chaotic riot that rivaled the infamous Rodney King verdict riots L.A. had way back in '92. I even had my DVR all set up so that when I got home, I could kick off my shoes, lean back in my Barcalounger, and sip a fine single malt scotch while I watched unruly negroes destroy property and set fires.

Sadly, it didn't happen.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

Don't worry Reverend, they can never go too long without rioting.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

There actually were riots, but they didn't get much publicity. As opposed to your normal negro riot, this one was made up exclusively of negroes who'd turned white. It's a much smaller demographic, so not much damage was done.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

Every day of my life I say a solemn and heartfelt prayer to the Lord asking that Los Angeles shall be torn apart by a deadly and ferocious race riot. And every once in a while, the Lord answers my prayers. Just be patient as I've learned to be, and Los Angeles will consume itself in violence, fire, mayhem, murder, and chaos. Just be patient and trust in the Lord.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Will Los Angeles erupt? MJ "memorial" rioting?

Every day of my life I say a solemn and heartfelt prayer to the Lord asking that Los Angeles shall be torn apart by a deadly and ferocious race riot. And every once in a while, the Lord answers my prayers. Just be patient as I've learned to be, and Los Angeles will consume itself in violence, fire, mayhem, murder, and chaos. Just be patient and trust in the Lord.

Amen, Brother Monty! L.A. is such a hellhole. That's why I live south of it, along the coast in beautiful Laguna Beach. Yea, we got our share of queers and artists, but at least everyone here is white. And the view of the Pacific is just unparalleled.

Back in '92, I was so thrilled about the LA Riots. I thought it was even better than the Watts race riots of '65, because there was so much more media coverage this time around! LA burned for like three days, it was beautiful. I seriously consulted Revelations looking for signs, since I thought this might be the end times and the rapture was upon us! I remember watching it with some of my televangelist pals an fellow pastors in the living room of Rev. Jake's house. Seeing angry negroes torch Korean liquor stores and greedy Mexicans running out of stores carrying stereos provides great entertainment on a 60" big screen.

Pure chaos and pure fun. Some business owners resorted to putting up "BLACK OWNED" signs in the windows so the wild and untamed negroes wouldn't vandalize the place or loot it. I imagine this is what negroes were like in their natural state before the White Man introduced civilization to them. Lots of negro bucks standing on top of cars, hootin' and hollerin', setting fires and throwing bricks at white people.

The filthy Mexicans even joined in the party, even getting into scuffles with the negroes. Remember all the looting? There was so much anarchy and zero police presence, when the news reporters were live at the scene doing the stories, looters would come up to the camera and show off what they stole. "Yea my name is Manuel, from East LA...I just came out of Circuit City, I got a CD player stereo, my cousin Frito picked up a 13" TV/VCR combo and a couple of mariachi cassettes...we go home now and enjoy it. Later."