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You're Invited: Rev. Jim's 69th Birthday Bash Extravaganza!
Rev. Jim's 69th Birthday Bash
When: Friday, September 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Where: Grand Ambassador Ballroom, Freehold Hilton, Freehold, IA
When: Friday, September 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Where: Grand Ambassador Ballroom, Freehold Hilton, Freehold, IA
Come enjoy 69 with Rev. Jim all night long!!!
Brothers and Sisters in Christ,
Come one, come all, to the birthday extravaganza of the year! I, Rev. Jim, am turning the big 6-9 so its my last year to enjoy my youth before I become a septugenarian! Since I have recently found a new home here in Freehold, Iowa, and such a wonderful new family with Landover Baptist Church, I thought it would be fitting to throw a grand party worthy of remembering for the rest of your life.
We are going to have many special guests here, many of them good personal friends of mine. Music and entertainment will be provided by Las Vegas's very own Wayne Newton! I've known Wayne for over 30 years and visit him at his wonderous estate everytime I am in Vegas. He agreed to sing from 8:00 pm to 11:00 pm.
Vegas super-celebrity and personal friend
of Rev. Jim, Wayne Newton will dazzle you
with his marvelous voice and exciting
showmanship!
Another one of Rev. Jim's good celebrity friends and absolutely hysterical comedian, Yakov Smirnoff, is the Guest MC for the evening. He will tell funny jokes from 7:00 pm to 8:00pm, prior to Wayne's act, and during the half-hour intermission, and finally more jokes at the end. Let God's favorite ex-Commie make you laugh all night long!
"In Soviet Russia, television watches YOU!" -
Just one of the hundreds of outrageously funny jokes
by world-famous comedian Yakov Smirnoff. This is
what Yakov had to say about my birthday coming up:
"In Soviet Russia, Rev. Jim donates money to YOU!
Happy Birthday, friend! May you have many more!"
Also coming are some of my more high-profile friends from the televangelist community! Rev. Jimmy Swaggart, Rev. Jim Bakker, and Rev. Ted Haggard are among the A-List pastors who will be there. Celebrate Rev. Jim's birthday and mingle with some of the classiest and Godly pastors on the face of the Earth! Here's some of their comments about my upcoming birthday...
Jimmy Swaggart: "May my good friend, Jim Osborne,
have a blessed 69th birthday. Praise Jesus for all the hard
work this man has done! Him and I have converted
so many women over the years, we've lost count!"
Jim Bakker: "Happy Birthday, Rev. Jim! You were there
for me when I was sent to prison...and I was there
for you when you were sent, too. The Lord has blessed me
with such a trustworthy friend like yourself. God bless."
Ted Haggard: "I often get on my knees and thank Jesus
for bringing Rev. Jim Osborne into my life. He's been there
for me in my darkest times. He is a truly moral, faithful
person and is an inspiration for me. I follow his example.
Happy Birthday, good buddy!"
Tickets for the Birthday Bash start at just $369.69. VIP tickets (backstage pass with Wayne Newton, complimentary limo valet service, private waiter at your table, and more) are just $969.69.
Birthday Gift Registry is through Neiman-Marcus. Dress is black-tie. RSVP by PMing Rev. Jim or contacting your senior pastor at Landover Baptist Church. Special thanks to the generous television viewers who have donated to my televangelist show, for helping bring this event to life! Hope to see you there! 
i whould love to go so 1 ticket for me please i mean is it alright if i came?
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