[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Goodness, he's just like Donald Trump, without the incest (For Trump that is).

Let's just say, that Donald Trump follows the footsteps of Isaac's sons, Esau and Jacob, and Jacob's noblest descendants David and Solomon, in regards to women.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Isaac was no retard. He lived long and prosperous life, and he got married to his beautiful young niece Rebekah (Genesis 24:15-16, 67).

Goodness, he's just like Donald Trump, without the incest (For Trump that is).

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

If Sarah was around today, she would be pleased to discover her kid riddled with autism and Assburgers. And how could I keep up the lifestyle I enjoy so much with the burden of children cramping my style?

Isaac was no retard. He lived long and prosperous life, and he got married to his beautiful young niece Rebekah (Genesis 24:15-16, 67).

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm offended by people who decline to read the Holy Bible. Genesis 18:10-14, 21:1-2.

If Sarah was around today, she would be pleased to discover her kid riddled with autism and Assburgers. And how could I keep up the lifestyle I enjoy so much with the burden of children cramping my style?

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Is that so? Well, does that mean I'm hopelessly doomed? I'm at that age where my hoohah is past childbearing years is now only good for 1...wait, maybe 2 or 3 things.

I'm offended by people who decline to read the Holy Bible. Genesis 18:10-14, 21:1-2.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

As you can see, God created us inferior for a reason. Every woman is born to serve her husband. Getting married and bearing children is, in fact, the only way how a woman can go to Heaven:

Is that so? Well, does that mean I'm hopelessly doomed? I'm at that age where my hoohah is past childbearing years is now only good for 1...wait, maybe 2 or 3 things.

[Des]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Why would I want a husband who'd regard me as little more than a noise-making meat-bag,...

If they are making noise they haven't been disciplined enough. They make muzzles for the ones that haven't learned to keep their traps shut, you know. I prefer the aesthetics of the panel gag for my house staff as the rigid black leather goes well with the latex uniforms.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I'm currently offended by a heathen unsaved trash idiot who decided to drive his car into an electric pole in my vicinity, depriving the entire neighborhood of electricity for a few hours this morning.

How do I know this was a heathen unsaved trash, and not a Christian? Because every time when a True Christian™ is driving, Jesus takes the wheel. And He wouldn't park a car on an electric pole.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Also being female, I'm poking along as much as you are. I'm really not sure now! If only a man could intervene and set us straight.

Well, let me quote words of yet another woman (Gabriela Oviedo, Miss Bolivia 2004) which may clarify the subject:

"Um... unfortunately, people that don't know Bolivia very much think that we are all just indian people from the west side of the country, it's La Paz all the image that we reflect, is that poor people and very short people and indian people ... I'm from the other side of the country, the east side and it's not cold, it's very hot and we are tall and we are white people and we know English"

Source: (unfortunately most of the text is written in an obscure modern dialect of Latin, but they were nice enough to provide the entire original quote in English - although with horrible spelling mistakes).

I think it's time to get rid of the stereotype that all men born in Latin America are the same. The Truth™ is that there are two kinds of people in Latin America, the tall white ones who speak English and short, Indian ones who are poor.

What really offends me is that Gabriela Oviedo was labeled "racist" for her remarks. She was not racist at all! Right?

Why would I want a husband who'd regard me as little more than a noise-making meat-bag, when I could seize my own freedom to explore as many men as I please?

Because this is what Jesus wants you to do, dear:

Genesis 2:18 And the Lord God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

Ephesians 5:22-24
22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so [let] the wives [be] to their own husbands in every thing.

As you can see, God created us inferior for a reason. Every woman is born to serve her husband. Getting married and bearing children is, in fact, the only way how a woman can go to Heaven:

1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Corrections: Being female, you are not the one who would be doing the poking.

You're just not using the proper apparatus, handmaiden.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Corrections: Being female, you are not the one who would be doing the poking. Furthermore, Jesus and Jesus alone cannot set you straight. Then, when He wishes, and with the agreement of your father, you will be given to a husband. Then you will have a man to do the poking and intervening and straightening, or however else you refer to the reproductive act.

Why would I want a husband who'd regard me as little more than a noise-making meat-bag, when I could seize my own freedom to explore as many men as I please?

[handmaiden]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Also being female, I'm poking along as much as you are. I'm really not sure now! If only a man could intervene and set us straight.

Corrections: Being female, you are not the one who would be doing the poking. Furthermore, Jesus and Jesus alone cannot set you straight. Then, when He wishes, and with the agreement of your father, you will be given to a husband. Then you will have a man to do the poking and intervening and straightening, or however else you refer to the reproductive act.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

Please excuse me, I'm just a woman, so I'm not following your logic. Are you referring to Europe, Asia, or Africa?

Also being female, I'm poking along as much as you are. I'm really not sure now! If only a man could intervene and set us straight.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I couldn't agree more with you on that!

That all women are emotionally unstable and intellectually deficient? Oh thank you dear. I'm glad we agree on something!

The Latin gene in my mind I refer to from where you'd traditionally imagine they'd would come from,

Please excuse me, I'm just a woman, so I'm not following your logic. Are you referring to Europe, Asia, or Africa?

and I think your getting a bit above and beyond, but the fact is all those swarthy types sort of make one big manly milieu of Latin stew.

Are you sure you are talking about all of them? Even the angelic blond Latino men whose grandfathers were smoking Jews in Germany?

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: What are you offended by right now?

I know, right?!

That would mean that all men have trouble keeping their pants zipped.

I couldn't agree more with you on that! The Latin gene in my mind I refer to from where you'd traditionally imagine they'd would come from, and I think your getting a bit above and beyond, but the fact is all those swarthy types sort of make one big manly milieu of Latin stew.