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  • GaleWhoring the Boring
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    It was you who saw something sexual in what I said, not me, so tell me whose the one with the dirty mind?

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  • Brother Gonzalez
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    Originally posted by GaleHoaring View Post
    I think they did right, standing up for free speech. I'd happily kneel right along with them!
    Yes you will. Can you think in other things than sex some time?

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  • GaleWhoring the Boring
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    I think they did right, standing up for free speech. I'd happily kneel right along with them!

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  • Des
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    Originally posted by BrotherGonzalez View Post
    Iam deeply offended by Stephen Curry from the NBA and the NFL kneelers. And all those who do not want to praise Donald Trump as he deserves.

    It's disgusting, isn't it.

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  • Brother Gonzalez
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    I am deeply offended by Stephen Curry from the NBA and the NFL kneelers. And all those who do not want to praise Donald Trump as he deserves.

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  • handmaiden
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    Originally posted by GaleHoaring View Post
    "God, this site and the people on it is so offesive.
    . . . And so is the Bible and everything that it teaches."




    That is what you meant to say, right?


    Because every thread and post provided by the True Christians(tm) on this site are intended to illuminate the Truth(tm) of and His Holy Word.

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  • GaleWhoring the Boring
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    God, this site and the people on it is so offesive.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post

    In the meantime, I hope Freehold enacts Godly ordinances against supporting the Red Cross when Pastor Zeke still doesn't have his airplane and has to endure the jeers of nigra evangelists who whisk away in jet-airliner comfort daily to spread the Good News of Christ's Salvation®.
    Well said, Brother Larry. The floods in Texas and Florida are but passing weather patterns. They will shortly be forgotten.

    Winning souls for Jesus changes lives forever. That is why we need to focus like lasers on Pastor Zeke's new Airbus. That aircraft will put the entire world within the reach of Pastor Zeke and his message.

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  • BrotherLarry
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    I am offended by the Red Cross thinking we should send money to help those who are affected by homer-induced weather patterns. One of my friends texted a $10 donation for some disaster or another and now he is bombarded with pity parties from the Red Cross every now and then. Some kitten runs up a tree: PLEASE! Help the Red Cross provide a safe way down for this kitten! Send $10 NOW!"


    Or, it rained today in Seattle (shocker!)! Won't you help provide umbrellas for the homeless? Send $10 NOW!! First of all the only cross I care about is the OLD RUGGED CROSS, stained red by the Precious Blood of Our Savior(R). I know for a fact that the Red Cross organization promotes things like CPR, which encourages perfect strangers to touch one another on the bosom and on the mouth, even if it is a person of the same gender. Isn't it likely, Dear Friends, that by encouraging such behavior, the Red Cross is causing the Lord to pour out His Wrath? I am going to pray about it. Won't you pray with me?


    In the meantime, I hope Freehold enacts Godly ordinances against supporting the Red Cross when Pastor Zeke still doesn't have his airplane and has to endure the jeers of nigra evangelists who whisk away in jet-airliner comfort daily to spread the Good News of Christ's Salvation(R).

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  • Basilissa
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    I'm offended by the non-stop its-been-three-days-now coverage of hurricane Irma.

    I get it - it's Sunday evening, which means that THERE ARE NO OTHER NEWS WHATSOEVER - because all Godly people are resting and what ungodly people are doing is not worthy of news coverage. (I'm sure even the Mexico earthquake rescuers took a day off, it's Sunday!)

    On the other hand, I don't live in Florida, I'm not going to Florida, and I don't care about Florida, so for goodness sake, they could stop the hurricane coverage and report something about cheese in Wisconsin or fishing in Upper Peninsula or a lost kitten somewhere, anywhere. PLEASE!

    Hurricanes are soooo boring, they move so slowly it's killing me, it's the most boring movie ever. Even when they involve white straight men standing on a balcony.

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  • handmaiden
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    Don't try to tell me that Satan isn't behind this.




    Dogs and cats living in sin. A clear sign of the End Times.

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  • Titus Templeton
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    I'm honestly offended by this new kind of soft pornography that is all over youtube:




    It is called asmr and it's about slutty teenagers whispering into a microphone.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
    I'm offended that the Wonder Woman movie isn't out on BluRay yet!
    Lesbean, eh?

    Can't you just stop all of that nonsense and have children with a man?

    YIC

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  • Callisto
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    I'm offended that the Wonder Woman movie isn't out on BluRay yet!

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  • Didymus Much
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    Advertisers that think it's a good idea to insult your intelligence:




    If you could find it elsewhere, then it wouldn't be exclusive, now would it?


    Pity is, Cogeco isn't a bad company (especially compared to most ISPs), just saddled with overpaid idiots in some departments.

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