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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Me too. God gave us burgers for a reason. I'm not entirely sure why dothead food exists, but I suspect Satan was heavily involved throughout the process.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostI am offended by ethnic foods that spice up the blood.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Perhaps it's a punishment from God for their failure to become Christian!Originally posted by Brother Temperance View PostBible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!Comment
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Oh, Reverend. I'm sorry. My meaning was unclear in that thread. I meant as in:Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View PostI'm offended by this perverse "under the sheets" game.
Acts 10:11
And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth.
I can see the source of confusion here, though. I will make sure and update that thread.Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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People who pick on polacks. (See "make it worse" thread.)Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27
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People who use that text-talk in every day conversation
When my favourite TV shows are canceled
When it is cold and I am in my pyjamas.Comment
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I'm offended by people who tell me that smoking's bad for me when I'm trying to enjoy a cigarette. Everyone who smokes knows that it's bad for them, leave me the hell alone when I'm trying to enjoy my smoke, you nosey bastards! Grrrr. (Sorry. Nosey people really irk me, hehe.)This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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I'm offended by noisy witches who whine about the trivia of their lives but neglect the certain damnation of their soul!Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I'm offended by cranky people who pick on me for the smallest reasons, when I'm not the one hiding a tutu-wearing bear in his basement.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostI'm offended by noisy witches who whine about the trivia of their lives but neglect the certain damnation of their soul!
This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Jesus (the) Christ! You mean Pastor Ezekiel Knows such a "person"?Originally posted by WickedWitch View PostI'm not the one hiding a tutu-wearing bear in his basement.Comment
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I am offended that the foul godless hellhole demon worshiping website www.godlikeproductions.com is up and running.
We should start a petition to shut down godlike productions.Attached FilesChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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I am offended by the noise of my neighbours. All night long they have been arguing and screaming obsenities at each other.
Vile creatures.
The wicked flee when no man pursueth, but the righteous are bold as a lion.Comment
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Im offended that the secret mooslim Barak Husein Obama wants to take away our right to bear arms. If we arent armed the Ruskis will come marching right in! Damn democrats!
Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)
GOD HATES FAGS
Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS
WHITE AND PROUD
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I thought Gingers were redheads. Like Lindsey Lohann is something called a fire crotch......? Not the same thing?Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
I'm offended people who dye their hair red and then demand a special (confusing) title.Comment
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