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  • #151
    Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    If you'd be so good as to take time out from working your ass around the town for the price of a wrap of crack,
    I dont do drugs myself but i do know some guys on crack that make alot more sense than you.
    Lev.18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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    • #152
      Re: What are you offended by right now?

      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      Okay. Homosexuals are going to hell. Happy now?
      you know what I am happy. I dont agree with you but at least you could say and not have to hide behind name calling. +1
      Lev.18:22
      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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      • #153
        Re: What are you offended by right now?

        Originally posted by gayblackman69 View Post
        you know what I am happy. I dont agree with you but at least you could say and not have to hide behind name calling. +1
        What matters is whether you agree with the Lord.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • #154
          Re: What are you offended by right now?

          Originally posted by queercoon View Post
          since when does giving constructive advice include the words coon,jiggaboo,joo, homer(if your going to say this just say the actual word HOMOSEXUAL!!!)
          I suggest you visit http://www.jiggaboojones.com/
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #155
            Re: What are you offended by right now?

            I am offended by radical sodomites who waltz uninvited into God's favorite forum and spew hatred and lies.

            Any decent person would be.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #156
              Re: What are you offended by right now?

              you know i have been thinking and have come to the conclusion. You are all closet homosexuals. That has to be it. i mean come on nobody is as close-minded about this subject as you are. clearly you are hiding something
              Lev.18:22
              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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              • #157
                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                Originally posted by queercoon View Post
                you know i have been thinking and have come to the conclusion. You are all closet homosexuals. That has to be it. i mean come on nobody is as close-minded about this subject as you are. clearly you are hiding something
                Whatever the Lord has given me, I am hiding it so you won't leer at it.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #158
                  Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  Originally posted by queercoon View Post
                  you know i have been thinking and have come to the conclusion. You are all closet homosexuals. That has to be it. i mean come on nobody is as close-minded about this subject as you are. clearly you are hiding something
                  Then I guess the Lord is a closet homosexual too; otherwise, He wouldn't have so much to say about faggotry in both the Old Testament and the New Testament. Sometimes, you Christ-hating liberals really do say the darnedest things.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                  • #159
                    Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    Originally posted by queercoon View Post
                    you know i have been thinking and have come to the conclusion. You are all closet homosexuals. That has to be it. i mean come on nobody is as close-minded about this subject as you are. clearly you are hiding something
                    Does it make you feel good to spread around baseless slander like that? We do have some Ex-gay members of our congregation, but they've learned to stop sinning and embrace Christ instead of other men. Homosexuality is a choice and you choose to go to Hell.

                    What's next? You're going to say Pastor Ezekiel's special ministry for young men is a front for furtive homosexual engagements? Have you no sense of shame or decency, you pervert?

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • #160
                      Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                      Okay. Homosexuals are going to hell. Happy now?
                      First off, it's not for you to decide who goes to hell. Secondly, if god forgives all sin and all of his children are equal, then why is anyone's personal choice seen as a flaw?
                      All you conservative-christians do is hide behind the bible. Can you even prove that the bible is factual? look at this way, lets that the harry potter series was in the bible, would you believe it just because it was in there? you can't prove that any of the claims of jesus' work and stories are true, and the fact that there's no proof is disproof enough.
                      Now you're probably the type that tells everyone else what they're doing and see's it as "god's work". well, if god and jesus are in fact real, they don't need some guy spouting they're words to whoever he see's fit over the internet. leave the "work" as you call it, to someone who's qualified to do it. i'd say, see you in hell, but you know, the fact that it's not real makes that kind of hard.
                      Lev.18:22
                      Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                      • #161
                        Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        the funny thing is that i'm not even gay, but i'm not a bigot who hates anything that's different. who are you to be offended by someone doing something that makes them happy? the gay community should be offended by YOUR baseless slander about their lives. if god and jesus and hell and satan are in fact real, i'll be just fine in hell because i'll know that at the very least i lived my life the way i wanted, not the way some book says i should.
                        Lev.18:22
                        Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                        • #162
                          Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          Originally posted by queercoon View Post
                          First off, it's not for you to decide who goes to hell. Secondly, if god forgives all sin and all of his children are equal, then why is anyone's personal choice seen as a flaw?
                          As usual, the queers get it all wrong. Please read by sermon on the subject of Judging HERE. I pray that it will open your eyes and fill you with the Holy Spirit.

                          God does not "forgive all sins" by the way. Don't guess what the Bible says, boy. Read it!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #163
                            Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            uh, i have read it. thats why i know whats in there. and it's a little creepy that you want to fill me with your "holy spirit". no human being, yourself included, is fit to judge anybody. who are you exactly to think that you can make judgements of people?
                            Lev.18:22
                            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                            • #164
                              Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              and once again, i'm not gay. i have friends that are, and my sister is, but i am not. i have sex with girls. lots of em.
                              Lev.18:22
                              Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                              • #165
                                Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                Show us where we've taken it upon ourselves to damn people to hell.
                                Am I going to get an answer to this?

                                Originally posted by queercoon View Post
                                First off, it's not for you to decide who goes to hell.
                                No, I guess not.
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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